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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / March 2005I am TRYING to study!!!
I have a bunch of homework to do and I'm trying to study, but Mischief INSISTS that I pay attention to her. Actually I'm mad at her right now because I walked into the kitchen to find her licking up spaghetti sauce straight from the batch of spaghetti I had made last night. the NERVE!!! She immediately got removed and roughly plopped onto the floor. Then she looked up with those big eyes and was licking her lips. Grrrr...... I got her back though.....I snuck up on her and put on her Advantage. hehehehehe.... Now I just have to catch Imp to put on his. After I get some studying DONE!!! Kristi Mischief here, Mama Kristi's being a silly stoopid hoomin. Here's what REALLY happened..... She had the back door open but the screen was shut so I couldn't go out. I cried and cried but she wouldn't let me out. She just keep staring at her compewtur thingy. Imp and I went to inspect the kitchen, to see if we could see out the kitchen window. There were BIRDIES outside too!! The same kind that Mama Kristi has in a cage that hangs from the ceiling. How cruel of Meowmie to torture us with birds inside AND outside. And Mama Kristi has been STARVING US!! She's been giving us less foor and she refuses to share when she's in the kitchen. Since she was busy I jumped up onto the stove to see what kind of yummies were up there. There was this open container with this stringy stuff covered in sauce. Mmmmmm...... I love this kind of sauce too. But I don't like the stringy stuff, so I just decided to sample the sauce that was on the side. Things would have been purrfect too, but Imp being the KLUTZ he is, made a noise and Mama Kristi came to see what we were doing. She rudely picked me up and DROPPED me on the floor!! Mean Meowmie!! She called me a Bad Kitty. I wanted to tell her just what I thought of her for starving me.......but I was too busy licking my lips. I retreated to my tower and was cleaning my face when a hand came up and grabbed me. Mama Kristi was putting the ICKY stuff on my neck!! EEeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!! She tried to get Imp too, but Imp managed to get away and hide under the bed. I'm now on the top of the fridge, trying to wash myself clean and trying to plan my revenge. She STARVED me, she DROPPED me and she put the ICKY STUFF on me. and I'm the QUEEN!! Hmph, Kristi > Mischief here, > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > > Kristi Dear Mischief Your meowmie is horrible, love Boyfriend Thank you Boyfriend. I totally agree. Sometimes I don't know what to do with her. She is a good slave at times, but there are times someone really needs to tell her how a proper cat slave needs to behave. *sigh* she is so hard to train, I wonder why I bother sometimes. Mischief > Thank you Boyfriend. I totally agree. Sometimes I don't know what to > do with her. She is a good slave at times, but there are times someone [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mischief Deer Mischief, Why do silly hoomins leave things on da cownter and then think we won't go see what dey are and taste dem? But iff itz any consolashun, my Meowmie picks me up and den drops me onto da flore when she duzn't want me on da kitchin cownter all da time! She duz it to Mama and Unka Pan, too. Hoomins are hard to train, and Mama and Unka Pan both say firmness and persistunce is da only way, but there will always be da setbacks. Nina >> Thank you Boyfriend. I totally agree. Sometimes I don't know what to >> do with her. She is a good slave at times, but there are times someone [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >Nina Excuse me, gentlekitties, I have a question. I have wondered about this for many years. What is this "studying" thing that some of them seem to do? They spread books and papers out on the table. What do they expect except that I should come and sit in the middle of it? Love, Stinky Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com I don't know, it's a misstery to me too. My hoomin will stare at teh compewtur for HOURS. And then she'lls curl up on MY bed or MY couch and open a book. How can she do that without paying attention to me? She needs to pay attention to ME first and let me inspect the book so I can mark it with my scent. And what are the bright colored sticks they color with too? They smell funny. I think they are called a high-lighter. Kristi Stinky & Misscheff My hoomin doesn't study, thanks gooness. But she payz bills. When I sit in my right-full place in the middul of the paperz, she shuvz me off. Rood! Daisy > >Deer Mischief, > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > > >Nina Guyz: I know hoomin food is awesome an' stuff but don't you know, if kitties are bad they hafta go live OUTSIDE. Then there's nothin' to eat EVER unless you can catch Bunnies or get into the Dumpster. Plus it's cold and wet and has coyotes an' stuff. If you want some hoomin food, you should scream in their ears at 4 am until they feed you. Or wait for them to start eating it, then throw yourself on the ground an' scream an' sing like you're tryin' to pick up a lover-cat. Maybe you don't always get some but it's better than being OUTSIDE. --Smokey-poke For your information: Eating human food makes you stupid. Why do you think they're such morons? --Nocturne If it's out & uncovered Mom, it's fair game. Heehee. Katz
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