(I posted dis earlier, but you not replies, so Mommy finks it maybe gots
losted in wif alla da post about some sick lady named Holly, so she tell me
to repots it)

Dear Boyfriend;

I very sorry I not rite you, but I been habin fun out inna tiled room.  I
also been chasin (and bein chased by) da Ping Fing and Ernie.  Mommy also
chases us sometimes too.  She say I fat and need EX OR SIZE.  I not fat, I
round-bellied.

I also chases da red-dot greebling. Dats da one dat noone ever can catches.
Even Lizzie tries, but she not catches it.

We been seein some kitties inna out.  Mommy says dat dey are our baby
sisfurs or brofurs.  She not no if dey is boys or girls, but our birf Mama
had dem after we cames to live with our hoomin Mama.  Deres free of dem:
one is black & white (Mommy says it looks almost EX ACT LEE like our birf
Mama), one black & grey stipey-britches (like Moe, but wifout da spot onna
nose) and one dats white & grey stripey-britches.  Mommy said she petted the
black & white one onna nose da other day, but da ofer too runs away when dey
see her or Daddy.

Mommy takes dem food every morning - dey waits for her out by da GAR AJ,
which is where Mommy says dey lives.  Mommy says dat she wants to catches
dem and find dem good homes, after dey gets fixed (dey don't looks broken to
me - dey looks fine).  I ask her if dey could lives in here wid us, but she
says dat would be too many kitties.  Lizzie growled at me when I asked, so I
guess dat means a big fat no.  I gess it be best, since Lizzie swatted da
window inna tiled room da other night wen it was dark out an she saw one of
dem inna out.  If da window not be der, she wood have smaked da kittie, and
Lizzie has some very sharps clawses.

I gonna go nap now.  I wood nap in here by da pooter, but da Ping Fing is in
here, and he snorez!  It funny.  Mommy says I snorez too, but not like Ping
doz.  Ping loud.  I just sqweek a little, but only wen I dreemin (usually
abowt you, Boyfriend).

Purrs, Hedbutts and ear-lickins
Your Girlfriend,
Mimi
(Little Sisfur To Weeble)