I picked up a Sunday newspaper last weekend and I perused the help wanted
ads.  My former employer has a job posted.  I recognize the job (no, it
wasn't mine) so I'm thinking gee, they must have gotten rid of B or maybe he
moved to another department.

As I read along, the company is touting itself as the "leader in xx and
Productivity Solutions".  Hmmm, I think to myself.  Yes, indeed.
Productivity.  Yep, any time I walked past E's desk he was playing a
computer game.  M was always shopping online; I think the shipping
department thought they worked for *her*.  J was always wandering off
looking for free food in other departments (he could smell doughnuts or a
pot luck at 300 yards).  K was always debating the Bible vs. the Koran with
S.  Q would take off at lunchtime and go show houses since he'd gotten his
real estate license - he was usually gone for 2 hours.  Ah yes, Productivity
Solutions.  What's that saying about glass houses and stones?  LOL

Jill