ROFL!  Isn't the internet wonderful!!!

Hugs,

CatNipped

I'm reminded of one of the Piers Anthony series of fantasy books that take
place in Xanth. Those books are full of various puns, including one where
the hero is told, prior to exploring a cave, "Don't invite catastrophe".

So while he is exploring, he sees an odd plaque adorned with a cat's
nether end, and picks it up to take it with him.

It's been a while since I've read that particular book, but I seem to
recall that all sorts of bad things happen, culminating with some kind of
collapse in the cave where the hero has to leave the plaque behind in
order to get out.

That's when he finds out that, by picking up the plaque, he had invited
catastrophe (Cat *ss Trophy).

Now, why people would spend good money to actually BUY things adorned with
a cat's nether end is beyond me. It takes all kinds, I guess.

Donna, Captain, and Stanley