OK, this was the funniest thing. I had to play "stern mama" but I could
barely contain myself and as empathetic as cats are, in the end it probably
didn't do a lot of good.

Pearl was feeling VERY frisky tonight. She decided to target Sugar for some
butt chasing. She likes to chase Sugar and annoy her. She always breaks of
the chase, but Sugar *doesn't* like it. My precious baby didn't even *know*
how to hiss until Pearl came to live with us.  But I suppose there are worse
things to learn.

Anywho, Pearl had been stalking Sugar off and on. I would say NO and she
would sulk off. For a bit. Finally at one point, she chased Sugar and Sugar
got slowed down by running into a cat bed. Pearl actually *caught up* with
her (something that doesn't happen usually) and because of the bed, she
actually caught her. So she really ran right on top of her. She kind of
boinged right up in the air like a cartoon character and couldn't get off of
her quick enough. To be honest, it looked so delicate and springy, I'm not
sure Sugar even realized what had really happened. Once Pearl got off she
stood there looking big but definitely confused. I had to give her time out
(which did settle her down) but it was so darn funny! You could tell she had
no idea she would catch her. Probably funnier in person but I had to share.