 |
 | Home | Contact Us | FAQ | Search & Site Map | Link to Us |
 | Sign In | Join | Other 45 Sites in Network |
| HomeDiscussion GroupsGeneral TopicsCat AnecdotesHealth and BehaviorRescue CatKB.com Contact UsLink To UsSearch & Site Map |
Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / February 2005My Meowmie is Mean
Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. you poor thing,but she was right. You could have got very sick if you had not had a bath. Best not to play with the shampoo in future!  SignatureSandra > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat > but I not like da bath. Brings back SO many memories of living in Virginia, where 3 cats had to have frequent anti-flea baths! SignatureNOTE: Alternate eddress is Moses.DukeOfUrl@Gmail.com > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat > but I not like da bath. Brings back SO many memories of living in Virginia, where 3 cats had to have frequent anti-flea baths! SignatureNOTE: Alternate eddress is Moses.DukeOfUrl@Gmail.com > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat > but I not like da bath. Brings back SO many memories of living in Virginia, where 3 cats had to have frequent anti-flea baths! SignatureNOTE: Alternate eddress is Moses.DukeOfUrl@Gmail.com > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I > not like da bath. Naw. You wiw feel bedder with da bath. Honest. >Sasha here, >In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I >not like da bath. Dear little Sasha, I know it felt yucky to get dunked in the water, but your meowmie was really right to do it. She needed to get the shampoo off you, not just because it could make you itchy, but because it could also get in your eyes and hurt them, or you could swallow some when cleaning your fur, and get sick. You meowmy loves you and wants you to be OK. I hope you are all nice and warm and snuggly now. Maybe there are other ways to get a nice smell that woudn't be bad for you. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com On 2005-02-01, Sasha dictated: > I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath > anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I > try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. > My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but > den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I > not like da bath. At least your mom had some excuse of a reason! My mom is mean for *no reason at all*. Last night, mom and dad and I were in a serious discussion at the dinner table. Mom was really upset. Something about double-you-fours and not getting a reefer? Reefum? Something. Whatever. Anyway, I was sitting on a kitchen chair, lending my moral support, when suddenly I noticed that this ... this fuzzy THING near my nether regions was twitching provocatively. It caught my attention, and I stared at it as it twitched nervously back and forth. How dare this fuzzy thing be near my posterior, and how DARE it TWITCH like that?? Well, I had to teach it a lesson in manners, so I reached out, grabbed it, and caught a big mouthful. Apparently, it was my tail. Ahem. I instantly proceeded to groom it and the rest of my body, thoroughly. I knew it was my tail all along, of course. I mean, who wouldn't know their own tail when they saw it? Utterly insane. Mom, though, just laughed and laughed. Like she thought I'd really (hah) mistaken my tail for an enemy. I glared at her, but she wouldn't shut up. Stupid humans. And I never did figure out why mom and dad were so upset. At least they kissed and made up before going to bed, so I had a comfy place to sleep. Signaturemonique, roommate of Oscar the (female) grouch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eros was adopted! Eros has a home now! *cheer!* > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat > but I not like da bath. Poor Sasha I hadda baf onced. Mommy didn't dunk me, but held me unner a stream of runnin water. Den she poured some of da slimey stuff on me and rubbed it in. It got all bubbly. Mommy rubbed me all over and made sure dat none of it got in my face or ears (she's good about dat). Den she held me under da runnin water again and washed alla da foamy stuff off. Den she wrapped me in a fuzzy thing called a towell and it sopped up mosta da water. Wen she unrapped me, she said my fur looked like a gerbil was having a bad hair day and laffed at me. I didn't like dat. Den to make matters worst, she sprayed some yellow stuff* on me dat smelled awfull - like rotten eggies. Da one good thing about alla dat was dat Ernie Minnie & Moe all got bafs & spayed too. Ernie screamed da most. I just squirmied around abit. Mommy said dat da stinky stuff was to get rid of da ring worm - she said it was da itchy places we had. Mimi (Boyfriend's girlfriend) *Note from Mommy: the yellow stuff was the LymDip (sulferated lime solution) that TED gave (er, sold) us to help get rid of the ring worm, and it worked, too. Also helped with a few fleas. They said it would stink pretty bad, but it wasn't too bad - not nearly as bad as the litterbox! >> Sasha here, >> In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Mimi (Boyfriend's girlfriend) Aw, poor Mimi, my meowmie never does dis, lots of purrs and nose kisses to my favourite girl. Boyfriend > *Note from Mommy: the yellow stuff was the LymDip (sulferated lime > solution) that TED gave (er, sold) us to help get rid of the ring worm, > and it worked, too. Also helped with a few fleas. They said it would > stink pretty bad, but it wasn't too bad - not nearly as bad as the > litterbox! > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I > not like da bath. ] Poor baby! That'll reach you to stay out of your Meowmie's things, MLB > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I > not like da bath. Nina Heer, Actually I like da wadder, and watching da funny things it dos when Meowmie washes her face in da morning. I kan't unnerstand why she duzn't use her tung, but Mama explained dat da hoomins have smooth tongues dat don' wurk if you wanna get cleen. I think I'd like to swim in da sink, an I sit in dere to show her, but Meowmie always picks me out again, and sez I'm in da way. Every other day, Meowmie gets into a liddle closet dat squirts water on her hed! But she duzn't let me go in dere, too, Even tho I've told her I wanna play at katching da water drops! Maybe you an me shuld trade Meowmies! Nina I luv my meowmie too much to trade. I like to sit on the sink and watch her put on her makeup (it smells funny) and I like to put my paw in da water but I DONT like for all of me to get wet. My meowmie closed the bathroom door now, so I can't go in there, but i like to mess with meowmies stuff. My Meowmie gets in da liddle closet too but I not go in der, I stand outside and cry till meowmie come out. > I luv my meowmie too much to trade. I like to sit on the sink and watch > her put on her makeup (it smells funny) and I like to put my paw in da > water but I DONT like for all of me to get wet. My meowmie closed the > bathroom door now, so I can't go in there, but i like to mess with > meowmies stuff. My Meowmie gets in da liddle closet too but I not go > in der, I stand outside and cry till meowmie come out. Well I like My Meowmie a lot too. She cuddles me in just da right way and gives da best ear and chin skritches in da wurld, and knowz just how to twitch my fishing pole toy. She wuz a little cross this morning, since I had to chase away some kitchun greeblings in da night. Da greeblings had even invaded her tee! I had to carry da tee into da living room and bite and shake da bag to scare away da greeblings for good. My meowmie will sometimes let me into da bathroom with her, but not into da little wet closet. It worries me, since Meowmie obviously wouldn't know a greebling if one landed on her hed. Nina Dear Nina, I know it is so hard to take care of the hoomines, they not see da greeblings. We have greeblings in Paws sock drawer, da get in der every night so you know I havta get dem out and de only way is to take all of Paws socks out and put dem on da bed. But i dink my meowmie gives the best belly rubs and skritches in da world. Nina I am still just a baby I am only 6 months old but do you want to be my friend? You sound like a nice kitty. > Dear Nina, > I know it is so hard to take care of the hoomines, they not see da [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Nina I am still just a baby I am only 6 months old but do you want to > be my friend? You sound like a nice kitty. Awww, thanks! Sure we can be frends. I'm not much older dan you, as I wuz just seven munths old on January 21. But we obviously unnerstand how important it is to protect our hoomins from greeblings, even wen dey give us baths. My Meowmie has terrible kitchun greeblings which she kant see at all. I think dey hide in da toaster! or sumtimes around da dishes in da sink. Sumtimes, I see greeblings popping their heads out of teekups to teez me and my Mama. But we kant doo much about dem, because Meowmie duzn't want da dishes broken. Nina Nina, My meowmie has greeblings in da pretty tree in da big room. I try to get dem all out but meowmie not like it when I climb da tree. Den sunftimes I try to get the greeblings in paws shoes but he laugh at me, so I dink I just leave da greeblings alone. We also have bed mice at my house, I luv to play with those, do you like bed mice? > Nina, > My meowmie has greeblings in da pretty tree in da big room. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > We also have bed mice at my house, I luv to play with those, do you > like bed mice? I love to hunt dem, if dat's what you mean. But sumtimes, I get Meowmie's feet by mistake! I like to get unner da covers to sleep neer Meowmie when it's kold at nite. Unka Pan duz too, though. And sumtimes he iz a very grumpy unka! He duzn't want me unner da covers when he is already unner dem. He growlz and skolds me when I try. Meowmie sez it's becauze he's old and sumtimes his joints hurt. He is da seenyer cat, so he sumtimes gets speshul privileges. Greeblings are everywhere, I've found out. Dey hide around da flat things meowmie puts in da machine to make moosik come out. Dey hide in da cubby holes unner da koffee table, dey hide in Meowmie's art equipment and in her papers, around her kompooter and dey are all over da kitchun. But da toaster is their favoritest place of all. Nina. Nina, be very careful when looking for greeblings in the toaster. We don't want you gtting burned paws! Memphis and Phoenix SignatureSandra Sandra, I know. That worries me, too. I keep the toaster unplugged most of the time when it is not in actual use. (Then I fume and mutter, wondering why my toast isn't appearing.) Nina's Meowmie. =o) Dear Nina, I am not mush of da hunter, I like to play with everyding though. Somtime I catch da mouse dat be in da basement but Paw fusses cause i don't kill it I like da play with it, Paw says I being mean to the mouse and ethier kill it or he gona put it out side. I recently discovered dat if I get on da shelve ofer da hot ting in da big room that I can get on da fan, I do this yesterday and Meowmie was looking for me for a long time, den I fiqured out I could not get down so I cried for Meowmie, but when her see me, her laugh at me and say now you got up der you should be able to get down. So I got Meowmie good when her finally got me down 10 years later. (Sashas Meowmie here: she was upthere about 3 minutes) Nina do your Meowmie laugh at you a lot? Purrs and Nose rubs Sasha Deer Sasha Yes, she says I am funny, whatever dat means. Shee likes da way I look around for greeblings all da time, espeshully in da toaster. Last Night, Mama and I thot we saw a greebling on da rug, and we watched it very intent like to see what it wood doo. Meowmie came to see what we were looking at, and sed "It's just a big bug!" But I no she glad it wuzn't a spyder. She duzn't like da spyders, especially not inside. Meowmie got a nice new toy last week, and when she uses it, She can make a brite red dot dance all over da floor, walls and da ceiling. I kant help myself, I just haff to chase it! Meowmie sez I am very funny to watch when I do dis, espeshully when I jump up to get it. Nina Captain and Stanley here. Our Meowmy washed us off, too, when we first came home. But she used b*th cloths made for kitties. The cloth came out of the package all moist and then she wiped us all over with it. Of course, since human shampoo was in your fur, your Meowmie might have had to use w*termonsters to chase the shampoo out. Other than that, if your Meowmie wants to give you a b*th, you might like the damp cloths better. Purrs, Captain and Stanley oh dey are da things like Meowmie uses on the baby hoomine that comes over here sometimes, my meowmie use them to clean my hiney for me cause I not do a good job. Captain and Stanley are the w*termonsters getting my meowmie when she gets in da liddle closet? [[oh dey are da things like Meowmie uses on the baby hoomine that comes over here sometimes, my meowmie use them to clean my hiney for me cause I not do a good job. Captain and Stanley are the w*termonsters getting my meowmie when she gets in da liddle closet?]] This is the one time that having less fur probably makes it easier on humans. Did you ever notice that when humans get all wet, the only part of them that looks like the drowned rat is the fur on their head? The w*termonsters just roll right off the parts with no fur. They they wipe off what little is left (with a perfectly good towel, and everyone knows that folded towels are for sleeping on. Hmph.) That's probably just as well that the w*termonsters don't stick to humans too much, though, because humans aren't too flexible in the grooming department. If they were furry all over, they'd have a terrible time getting dried off. Especially since they don't have a nice rough tongue to groom with, the poor things. We have an idea, though. Next time we see Meowmy or Paw all wet, we'd like to try shedding lotsa fur all over them to keep them warm. Maybe that'll help. Captain and Stanley My meowmie takes her fur off to get in da liddle box, she looks funny, I try to play with it but meowmie gets mad. I dink the folded towels are great for sleeping to. I also like to sleep in my Paws work coat it smells so good. "Holly" <htunnell@mwcarchitects.com> had some very interesting things to say about Re: My Meowmie is Mean: >oh dey are da things like Meowmie uses on the baby hoomine that comes >over here sometimes, my meowmie use them to clean my hiney for me cause >I not do a good job. Captain and Stanley are the w*termonsters getting >my meowmie when she gets in da liddle closet? My mom likes to lie in a huge water bowl with bubbles. Dad likes the rainy closet thing. Yes, there are watermonsters in there, but humans seem to like the things. Felix, who thinks humans are weird Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL > Sasha here, > In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I > not like da bath. Yore meowmie is horrid to you. My meowmie has never put me in da baff and put worter on me. Altho...<finks> I never played wiv fings I shudnt in da dark time. Maybe yore meowmie was rite. Praps it one of dose fings you have to have "for yore own gud." I don't like dose fings. Dey always nasty. Luv from Boyfriend > Yore meowmie is horrid to you. My meowmie has never put me in da baff and > put worter on me. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Luv from Boyfriend Dear Boyfriend, Is that little snip Mimi writing to you, like she should, now? If not, I'm still available as a girl friend. I should have my kittens soon, am making the acquaintance of the other cats in this house from under the bedroom door, and am working on getting the hoomins to take me in permanently. I am gray and white and have very large beautiful golden eyes, or at least that's what the old hoomin woman said. I would be a good girlfriend for you. I would write whenever I could get the old hoomin woman to do so, and would even send pictures of the babies to you. Please consider this, Sonya >> Yore meowmie is horrid to you. My meowmie has never put me in da baff >> and put worter on me. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Is that little snip Mimi writing to you, like she should, now? Yes, she is. (see, I do proper talk too, I'm bilingual.) .If not, > I'm still available as a girl friend. I should have my kittens soon, am > making the acquaintance of the other cats in this house from under the [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Sonya I'm very sorry Sonya, and flattered you should ask me. I would love to be a daddy to your kittens, but I can't. I have Mimi now, and I'm a faithful sort of chap. I hope you find a nice gentleman cat soon. Not one that leaves you in the family way and runs. That's bad manners. I hope you get some nice kittens soon, and easily. Boyfriend > I should have my kittens soon, am >> making the acquaintance of the other cats in this house from >> under the bedroom door, and am working on getting the hoomins >> to take me in permanently. NO KITTENS YET!!! Pam you must be absolutely a mess by now. ;) SignatureCheryl Dear Boyfriend, My Meowmie say lots of dings are for my own good. I disagree, I think Meowmie likes to call me a wet rat. I got in Meowmies flour yesterday and Meowmie say if she not get it all off I have to have da batf again. But she got it all. Meowmie say I mind her of a little 1 year old hoomine baby in da everyding. Wonder why she say dat. > Dear Boyfriend, > My Meowmie say lots of dings are for my own good. I disagree, I think [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > got it all. Meowmie say I mind her of a little 1 year old hoomine baby in > da everyding. Wonder why she say dat. Dear Sasha You meowmie say dat becos you still a babykit and do norty fings. Sometimes it take a long wile to no wot norty or not. Dis is wot I found makes my meowmie cross wiv me. 1. Getting on der counters or der table (so I do it when she isn't dere but she still nose cos she sez I leave "futprints") 2. Catching da birdies. I cort one yesterday and only et is ed. Meowmie was very cross, she took it off me and frew it in the trash can. Every time I ask to go the out, she open the door and say "don't catch no dickies.." 3. Doing a big poo on top of some frowers wot she like outside in der garden. I fort dey was ded. Meowmie say dey are prenials and just coming up again. I dint no dat. Do not get nuffing on your fur, Sasha, dis very important and if you take no notice you will have more baffs dan you want. Luv Boyfriend Dear Boyfriend, Dat is such a long list, I try to be a dood kitty but it is so hard. I am trying berry hard but I am so easy tempted. I glad my meowmie love me though, even dough I get in to stuff. I am try to remember not to get nuffing on my fur, caus I hate da baf. Luv Sasha. > Dear Sasha > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Luv Boyfriend Boyfriend, I know I'm just a silly human, but I wanted to tell you that I love your letters. They are always very entertaining, but maybe that's just because I'm only human and I adore the way you say "norty." Signaturemonique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca >> Dear Sasha >> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > letters. They are always very entertaining, but maybe that's just because I'm > only human and I adore the way you say "norty." This human loves that too! >>> Dear Sasha >>> [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > > This human loves that too! But dint you bofe no that naughty in hoomin is norty in cattish? Pshaw. Call yorselves slaves and you don't no dat? *My* meowmie nose dat <boast> I not sure but fink I mite have the very best meowmie in da world. She good at cattish and she give me nice food and comfy bed, I lucky cat. And I have Mimi for a girlfriend but she hardly ever rites to me <sigh> Boyfriend >>>> Dear Sasha >>>> [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > > Boyfriend Dear Boyfriend; I very sorry I not rite you, but I been habin fun out inna tiled room. I also been chasin (and bein chased by) da Ping Fing and Ernie. Mommy also chases us sometimes too. She say I fat and need EX OR SIZE. I not fat, I round-bellied. I also chases da red-dot greebling. Dats da one dat noone ever can catches. Even Lizzie tries, but she not catches it. We been seein some kitties inna out. Mommy says dat dey are our baby sisfurs or brofurs. She not no if dey is boys or girls, but our birf Mama had dem after we cames to live with our hoomin Mama. Deres free of dem: one is black & white (Mommy says it looks almost EX ACT LEE like our birf Mama), one black & grey stipey-britches (like Moe, but wifout da spot onna nose) and one dats white & grey stripey-britches. Mommy said she petted the black & white one onna nose da other day, but da ofer too runs away when dey see her or Daddy. Mommy takes dem food every morning - dey waits for her out by da GAR AJ, which is where Mommy says dey lives. Mommy says dat she wants to catches dem and find dem good homes, after dey gets fixed (dey don't looks broken to me - dey looks fine). I ask her if dey could lives in here wid us, but she says dat would be too many kitties. Lizzie growled at me when I asked, so I guess dat means a big fat no. I gess it be best, since Lizzie swatted da window inna tiled room da other night wen it was dark out an she saw one of dem inna out. If da window not be der, she wood have smaked da kittie, and Lizzie has some very sharps clawses. I gonna go nap now. I wood nap in here by da pooter, but da Ping Fing is in here, and he snorez! It funny. Mommy says I snorez too, but not like Ping doz. Ping loud. I just sqweek a little, but only wen I dreemin (usually abowt you, Boyfriend). Purrs, Hedbutts and ear-lickins Your Girlfriend, Mimi (Little Sisfur To Weeble) |
Reply to this Message |
 Sign In
 Join
 My Latest Posts My Monitored Threads My Blog My Photo Gallery My Profile My Homepage Start New Thread Enable EMail Alerts Rate this Thread
|
©2008 Advenet LLC Privacy Policy - Terms of Use
This website includes both content owned or controlled by Advenet as well as content owned or controlled by third parties.