Dear Boyfriend

I am sorry that I don't write as often as you would like, but I have so many
kitties here chasing me (and to be chased) that sometimes it just wears me
out, so I sleep heavy when I do sleep.  Pleez don't thing I ignore you
because I don't post here very often, I not ignore you - I dream about you
most every night.  I think how nice it would be to snuggle up with your nice
soft fur, and how you would whup any kitty dat tried to whup me....

Moe tried to beat me up da other day, but I showed her!  I clobbered her
good, and den so did Ernie!
Ping even tries to get into da act, but he's a big goof.  Big Brother Weeble
does some chasing, but he doesn't ressle with us very much - he likes it
when Mommy chases him to da tower and den puts on dis big fuzzy thing onner
hand and he ressles with dat.  He really growls and hisses and huffs at it,
bitin and kicking it.  When he gets fed up with it, he makes a spectacular
leap over Mommy's sholder into da middle of da floor!  When Mommy chases him
to da tower, he usually wants to ressle, but he's smart and won't ressle
unless Mommy puts da big fuzzy thing onner hand - he says he don't wanna
hurt Mommy, cuz he luvs her.  He will nip at her a bit, but not hard, just
to remind her to put da big fuzzy thing onner hand.

I been chasin da greeblings when Mommy & Daddy go to sleep.  Dey let me inna
room & dey lay down and den dere's all kindsa wiggly things onna bed.  I
pounces dem and bites dem as hard as I can.  Mommy sometimes squeals when I
do dis, but mosta da time Mommy & Daddy laffs at me.   I dunno why dey laffs
at me when I am protekting dem from da nasty greeblings.  If I weren't dere,
what would happen if dey fell asleep and da greeblings were still around????
I stays and da greeblings go away, so den Mommy & Daddy can sleep (dey only
sleep when it's dark onna out, not alla da time like Lizzie, Smokey &
Tennessee do).

Did you read da post dat Weebles made about Moe & Tennessee???  I think dat
funny.  Tennessee usually don't like nobody near him when he naps, but he
let Moe.  He act all; gruff and grouchy & complains when anybody get near
him, but he have a spoft spot for Moe - he used her for a pillow!!!  Mommy
said dat dey look cute together, and Tennessee gave her da evil eye for dat,
but Mommy just laff and give both Tennessee & Moe pettins and scritchins.
Moe likes scritchins - espeshully if it's on her ears, but NOT on her belly.
She gets mad when peoples scritches her belly, she don't like anybody
touchin her belly excepten herself.  I likes belly scritchins.  Dey feels
good - even better dan ear scritchins.

I needs to got offa da pooter now - Mommy is watchin da big moovin-pitchers
box and I'm gonna go sleep onna bed where it's warm & soft.

Purrs & headbutts,

Mimi