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Julie Cook - 27 Jan 2005 15:14 GMT

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
$250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for
the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it
tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Monday.

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jmcquown - 27 Jan 2005 16:02 GMT

> A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
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> Funeral on Monday.

I love it!!!! Gotta send this to a friend of mine :)

Jill

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Julie Cook - 27 Jan 2005 16:35 GMT

> I love it!!!! Gotta send this to a friend of mine :)
>
> Jill

That sounds fair enough since I loved your recent joke and have sent it
to several friends. Baby jokes are always welcome in the Dept of Ob/Gyn :)

Julie

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Nik Simpson - 27 Jan 2005 23:10 GMT

And here's another one for consideration...

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and
every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that
helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter
ride is $50 and $50 is $50."

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said "Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride in that helicopter, I might never
get another chance."

Esther replied "Morris, that helicopter ride is $50 and $50 is $50."
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one
word, it's $50!"

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his dare daredevil
tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said "By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm
impressed!"

Morris replied "Well, I was going to say something when Esther fell
out, but $50 dollars is $50!"

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