There were a rabbit front leg on the path yesterday early and a bit of fur
too.
Meowmie asked me if it was me wot did it, I say no, it der fox.  Meowmie say
foxes don't leave legs, dey eat everything up.  I shrug.
Den I didn't eat da breakfast.  Den she say I tell fibs.
Wot, me?  I don't never tell fibs.  It were der fox.
Da leg gone now anyway.  Bet der fox et it in der night.

Boyfriend