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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / January 2005BW: In honor of Dave Yehudah
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them." LOL!!! I think that the ng should create an award in honor of Dave Yehuda, for the most humorous posts. Maybe the awards could cover different categories: jokes, anecdotes including cats, anecdotes not including cats... Donna > LOL!!! > > I think that the ng should create an award in honor of Dave Yehuda, for > the most humorous posts. Maybe the awards could cover different > categories: jokes, anecdotes including cats, anecdotes not including > cats... Great Idea. How about we look through the archives (or our memories) and nominate our favourite funny anecdote from the past year. Post the anecdote (with full attribution to the original author) and we'll have a poll. The winner will receive the first annual David Yehudah "Hi Y'All" prize for gentle but mischevious humour. Yowie >> LOL!!! >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Yowie Well your last post about IBKFergus has to rank right up there. I loved that one. > >> LOL!!! > >> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > Well your last post about IBKFergus has to rank right up there. I loved that > one. Aww, ta. Actually, on second thought, I reckon that we can have a poll to pick the finalists, and then submit the top "x" to Patty for her to select the one that she thinks encapsulates all the Dave things we loved him for best. Humour, Love of life ability to see the funny side of it all the wonderful personality of citters etc. Any other ideas? Yowie > LOL!!! > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Donna Since Dave's passing, I've thought a lot about how to honor his memory. I've collected a bunch (100+) of his stories over the past 4 years. Don't ask me why now, but I archived them in MS-Word format. If anyone's interested, I'll be happy to either zip the folder and send it via e-mail or post stories a few (say five?) at a time to the NG. What say you all? Sam (If you'd prefer to e-mail privately, addy isn't munged) >> LOL!!! >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > What say you all? > Sam (If you'd prefer to e-mail privately, addy isn't munged) A Dave-A-Thon! I think a few a day is a good idea. I think posting the stories to rpca is a great idea. Best wishes,  SignaturePolonca & Soncek > Since Dave's passing, I've thought a lot about how to honor his memory. > I've collected a bunch (100+) of his stories over the past 4 years. Don't [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > What say you all? > Sam (If you'd prefer to e-mail privately, addy isn't munged) I would *LOVE* to read those. I'm new (again) to the group and I didn't get to read any of them when they were posted. Do you think Patty might want a copy of them also? Hugs, CatNipped > > LOL!!! > > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > What say you all? > Sam (If you'd prefer to e-mail privately, addy isn't munged) >I would *LOVE* to read those. I'm new (again) to the group and I didn't get >to read any of them when they were posted. >Do you think Patty might want a >copy of them also? Perhaps we could take up a small $ donation from everyone and have all of those wonderful Dave Stories put into a nice hardbound book to send to Patty? When my Grandmother passed away a few years ago, my Mom and sisters got together all of Grandma's favorite 'anecdotes' that she had copied by hand and collected over the years and had them put into a really nice book form (still in Grandma's handwriting - Grandma had a really beautiful and unique penmanship). Then had a copy of the book made for each family member. I know it's something I will treasure having always. -bonbon >Hugs, > >CatNipped >> "Gabey8" <gabey8-@-aol-dot-com (formerly dgabriel-at-netaxs-dot-com)> >wrote [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >> What say you all? >> Sam (If you'd prefer to e-mail privately, addy isn't munged) > Perhaps we could take up a small $ donation from everyone and have all > of those wonderful Dave Stories put into a nice hardbound book to send [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > -bonbon I counted the stories on Flippy's cat site, there were over 140 of them. Personally, I would love to have a book of Dave Y's stories. I'm sure that Patty would too. Pam S. Count me in. I'll donate something towards the book. Lydia SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time > >> Perhaps we could take up a small $ donation from everyone and have all [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Pam S. Ohh, that sounds neat. I'd be willing to donate. I'd like a copy also. Diane > Perhaps we could take up a small $ donation from everyone and have all > of those wonderful Dave Stories put into a nice hardbound book to send > to Patty? > >I would *LOVE* to read those. I'm new (again) to the group and I didn't get > >to read any of them when they were posted. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > -bonbon Count me in - I think that would be a very worthwhile project! Hugs, CatNipped > >Hugs, > > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >> What say you all? > >> Sam (If you'd prefer to e-mail privately, addy isn't munged) > Perhaps we could take up a small $ donation from everyone and have all > of those wonderful Dave Stories put into a nice hardbound book to send > to Patty? Lovely idea - I'd donate. Deb. Signaturehttp://www.scientific-art.com "He looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat, but claw he never would; He only bit the ones he loved, because they tasted good." S. Greenfield > Lovely idea - I'd donate. > > Deb. > -- Ditto post here - I also think it's a good idea and would be willing to donate. ------ Krista >>Lovely idea - I'd donate. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > ------ > Krista And another ditto! BTW the thread title might make a nice name for the book :) SignatureElise (supervised by Gossamer & Jeeves) pics: http://photos.yahoo.com/dragonandthistle@snet.net > Lovely idea - I'd donate. > > Deb. > -- Ditto post here - I also think it's a good idea and would be willing to donate. ------ Krista > >I would *LOVE* to read those. I'm new (again) to the group and I didn't get > >to read any of them when they were posted. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > for each family member. I know it's something I will treasure having > always. Would be happy to donate too. Yowie >LOL!!! > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Donna Or maybe we could replace the BW warning with a "DY" warning. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Another in honor of Dave Y., a fellow who I didn't really know but wish I did: *********************** Every year at the local fair a man offered helicopter rides. Every year Clyde told his wife Mary that he wanted to ride the helicopter. And every year Mary would reply "Clyde, that ride costs $50. And $50 is $50." So the next year Clyde told Mary he wanted to ride the helicopter, and Mary said "$50 is $50." The next year Clyde told Mary he wanted to ride the helicopter, and Mary said "$50 is $50." And the next year - "$50 is $50." Well, one year the helicopter pilot heard Clyde tell Mary he wanted to ride the helicopter, and he heard Mary say "$50 is $50." And then the pilot said "Mister, you sound like you really want to ride in my helicopter, so I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride for free, but if you make a sound, just one little peep, it'll cost you $50. Deal?" So Clyde and Mary agreed to the deal and got into the back of helicopter. And the pilot took them on a wild ride - loops and barrel rolls and flying upside down - all the sorts of crazy things helicopters aren't supposed to be able to do, he did. And he heard not one sound, not one squeak from Clyde and Mary. When he finally landed his craft, the pilot turned around and said "Mister, I've got to give it to you. I did everything I could, and didn't hear a thing from you." And Clyde said "Well, I thought about telling you when Mary fell out, but $50 is $50!" ******* Jeanne Hedge, as directed by Natasha ============ http://www.jhedge.com > Another in honor of Dave Y., a fellow who I didn't really know but > wish I did: [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > ============ > http://www.jhedge.com rofl!!!! >A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, >when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh mercy! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them." Ewwww, giggle. Suz Macmoosette =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") |
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