Now that's funny.

Dammit!  I meant to buy a pizza, not beer!

Love your description; hilarious!  And a great and economical way to wash
the kitchen floor.  Now if only you could get the cat to swish it's tail
like a scrub-brush... hmmmm.

Jill

<SNIP>

TOO FUNNY!!!!  I turned my back on a plated slice last week & suddenly had
two growling kittens playing tug 'o war with it....  They were NOT impressed
when they got sprayed with water & the PERFECTLY GOOD slice of
yummygreasysaltystuff was tossed in the garbage.

LOL!

JOy

Oh my gosh -- too funny!  Much sympathy though for the clean-up part.

My Omar recently "helped" keep the pizza boxes closed by roosting on top of
them and warming his furry backside.
Christine

My father's house, built circa 1920, had a cellar with native-earth
walls but a concrete floor.  It tended to flood whenever hard rains
came, and the sump pump was sometimes slow to come on.  My father's
cat was fond of sleeping on top of the water heater, an easy jump
from the higher ground at the edge of the cellar excavation.

On one occasion, I opened the cellar door and called the cat.  She
jumped down off of the water heater, only to find that the floor was
covered in two or three inches of flood water.  Rather than jump back
up to higher ground and coming around to the cellar steps the long
way, she walked slowly across the cellar floor, shaking the water off
of each foot as she lifted it out of the water, then putting it back
into the water as she took another step, and shaking the newly-lifted
foot.  She complained, loudly, about the water as she crossed the
flooded floor.  I just wish that I had had a video camera to record
the process.