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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / January 2005My name is SMUDGE!
Ashes! BAH! Ashley! Pah-leeze! My name is Smudge! All you have to do is look at my nose to see that. I have begun training of the human you know as TBird. She was easy. I simply show up at about noon every day, and then again at 7pm. At noon I get scritches and loves. She even brushed me for a long time today and then gave me a practically brand new cat bed for the barn. At 7pm, when the horses and dogs get fed, I get fed too! Fresh water even! HA! I've started work now on the male who feeds the horses. He's a little more difficult, but should be mine quickly. Men humans are so funny! One day he says, "We don't HAVE any barn cats!". The next day he tries to insist my name is "Patches". HA! I rubbed his ankles today after he took some photos of my glorious self. I overheard him telling her not to "get attached. You know what the life expectancy is out here..." Hmph. May need a little more work. You can see me and the TBird slave here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meands mudge.jpg And you can see my lovely face close up (ignore the shavings in my fur) here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/smudge.jpg Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey oh, what a lovely cat you are, Smudge. Jazz & his mama  SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time > Ashes! BAH! > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey > Ashes! BAH! > [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey Oh my she is pretty!! > Ashes! BAH! > > Ashley! Pah-leeze! > > My name is Smudge! All you have to do is look at my nose to see that. http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meands mudge.jpg > And you can see my lovely face close up (ignore the shavings in my > fur) > here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/smudge.jpg > Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey Awwwww!!!! What a pretty one! Jill >> Ashes! BAH! >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> >http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures /smudge.jpg >> Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Jill You are a beauty Smude. Good luck with the male hoomin. Suz Macmoosette =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") > Ashes! BAH! > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey Smudge, you are one nice looking cat. But may I suggest you widen you horizons? My new slaves have a fireplace and something they call central heating. Once I taught them that I must be allowed out they really started to shape up. I've even started giving them a few random special rewards when they aren't expecting them. Must be careful not to spoil them too much though. Molly > > Ashes! BAH! > > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > > > You can see me and the TBird slave here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meands mudge.jpg > > And you can see my lovely face close up (ignore the shavings in my fur) > > here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/smudge.jpg > > Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Molly That's the part I am working on. The man human keeps saying "No more indoor cats!" What's an indoor cat? I think the Meowmie is working on bringing me to the "newhouse" next summer, and then she will put a cat door in the Garage. What's a garage? These other people I used to live with - they ignore me. They ignore my Mom. We like laying near these horses and drinking their water out of that metal lake they have. I just met the little humans! I like little humans! The littler one is the one who filled my bowl the other night! He's easily trained! Smudge > That's the part I am working on. The man human keeps saying "No more indoor > cats!" What's an indoor cat? An indoor cat is one who is allowed to live in the hoomin's own barn. They don't have straw or sawdust there, they have something like fur called carpet. You'd love being in a hoomin barn, it's always warm, food is THERE, you can have water whenever you want, and there are lots of lovely places to claim as your own. > I think the Meowmie is working on bringing me to the "newhouse" next summer, > and then she will put a cat door in the Garage. What's a garage? A garage is where they store extra hoomin stuff. They talk about cleaning it out and putting the white metal monster in it, but they never do. It has a door into the hoomin barn, and a lot of hiding space. indoors if preferable. > These other people I used to live with - they ignore me. They ignore my > Mom. We like laying near these horses and drinking their water out of that [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Smudge Watch out for those miniature hoomins, they can be sneaky little greeblings. Most are ok, I guess, but some of them like to carry you upside down, rub your tummy fur backwards, poke your eyes out, and give you <shudders> baths. Be wary of the small ones, they can be evil. Good luck on your training program, I got my hoomins trained really well, they even put a club house on the back of their barn just for us cats...no d-things permitted. I make them crew my ship and they feed me gooshy food as well as the dry stuff. I RULE. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. > Ashes! BAH! > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > You can see me and the TBird slave here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/me andsmudge.jpg > And you can see my lovely face close up (ignore the shavings in my fur) > here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sm udge.jpg > Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey Ohmygawd - smudge is gorgeous!!!!! Any chance she could extend her life by becoming an indoor kitty? Hugs, CatNipped Hiya Smudge! Glad to meet you. You're very, very pretty. :) Sounds like you're doing a good job in training the humans. Keep up the good work. They will be yours in no time. ;-) Miss Moxie > Ashes! BAH! > > Ashley! Pah-leeze! > > My name is Smudge! All you have to do is look at my nose to see that. And a lovely lady you are. Smokey (purring) > You can see me and the TBird slave here: > http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meands mudge.jpg > > And you can see my lovely face close up (ignore the shavings in my fur) > here: > http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/smudge.jpg Wow! Smudge is beautiful, and very different from how I'd pictured her. Signaturemonique, roommate of Oscar the (female) grouch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eros was adopted! Eros has a home now! *cheer!* What a *gorgeous* kitty! I look forward to hearing more about her! Susan M Otis and Chester > Ashes! BAH! > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey > Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey Welcome to the group, Smudge. You look very much at home there in TBird's arms. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! >> >> Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey > > Welcome to the group, Smudge. You look very much at home there in > TBird's arms. And TBird called her "feral" LOL That's about the calmest most comfy feral cat I've ever seen! Jill > >> Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! > >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Jill SHhhhh!!! If I'm not feral then I belong to the people in the yellow house who ignore me! The new human won't stea... uh give me a bette...good home then! Smudge <---- I'm feral.... got it? >>>> Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! >>>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Smudge <---- I'm feral.... got it? Persia here. My mommy doesn't know what she's talking about. You are da most feral cat I've ever seen. Positively WILD. TBird needs to rescue you ;) Persia (purring for you) What a beautiful girlcat! Christine > Ashes! BAH! > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > You can see me and the TBird slave here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meands mudge.jpg > And you can see my lovely face close up (ignore the shavings in my fur) > here: http://home.earthlink.net/~tracy_m/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/smudge.jpg > Glad to meet all you kitties and your slaves! > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey Welcome Smudge. You found yourself a good Mom. Ann > Ashes! BAH! > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > > Smudge, Queen of the Barn, the Shed, and all I survey >Ashes! BAH! > >Ashley! Pah-leeze! > >My name is Smudge! All you have to do is look at my nose to see that. (snippety) Smudge is a beautiful girl. I like her black eyeliner. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > >Ashes! BAH! > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Smudge is a beautiful girl. I like her black eyeliner. I love the black eyeliner too! And what's funny is that I didn't even notice it until my DH took that photo! HA I went out to feed her last night, and she was helping the boys clean horse stalls. TBird <--- madly in love with Smudge > Theresa > Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh > My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Ashes! BAH! > > Ashley! Pah-leeze! > > My name is Smudge! All you have to do is look at my nose to see that. Well of course your name is Smudge, anyone can tell by looking at your picture that you've had your nose too close to another cat's...ummm...that you've had your nose in the smudge pot. Welcome to the group. Smudge. Lacey Cook |
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