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Mathew Kagis - 29 Dec 2004 00:01 GMT Well, Purrs to CatNipped for instigating one of the LONGEST threads I've ever seen in a NG. Just to lighten the mood I dug up this little gem.... It was origionally preformed by Rick Mercer on a Canadian political humor show called 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes'. A couple of references will be a little out of date as it was aired before the Nov '04 US election. Hope it makes you smile.
An Open apology to Americans
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the Unided States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you does'nt give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burned down your White House during the war of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it. It's VERY nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your freinds by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologising for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
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CatNipped - 29 Dec 2004 00:41 GMT > Well, Purrs to CatNipped for instigating one of the LONGEST threads I've > ever seen in a NG. Just to lighten the mood I dug up this little gem.... It [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've > seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Humph! I resemble that remark!!
No, really, ROTFLOL.
Hugs,
CatNipped
> -- > Mathew > Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat > En Vino Veritas CatNipped - 29 Dec 2004 00:49 GMT Also have to add. This is probably a usenet record for the longest thread about politics that has not degenerated to a flame fest. Aside from some, maybe, snippy remarks (not excluding myself here), the discussion has been wonderfully civil and even educational.
Sigh, I *LOVE* rpca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs,
CatNipped
Jo Firey - 29 Dec 2004 01:12 GMT > Also have to add. This is probably a usenet record for the longest thread > about politics that has not degenerated to a flame fest. Aside from some, [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > CatNipped I think our group can be proud of ourselves. For the most part I think we have all been darn near civilized about the whole thing. I haven't read it all, but no one even left the group or threatened to leave the group over it did they?
Jo
CatNipped - 29 Dec 2004 01:16 GMT > > Also have to add. This is probably a usenet record for the longest thread > > about politics that has not degenerated to a flame fest. Aside from some, [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Jo LOL (poking fun at myself now) or posted saying, tearfully, "OK, if you guys want me to I'll leave the group now!"
;>
Hugs,
CatNipped
Sam Nash - 29 Dec 2004 04:07 GMT >> > Also have to add. This is probably a usenet record for the longest > thread [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > CatNipped Don't you *dare*. We need more Sammy stories! Sam
CatNipped - 29 Dec 2004 14:28 GMT > Don't you *dare*. We need more Sammy stories! > Sam LOL. Yep, I guess it is about time for another one. Well, I plan on taking down the Christmas tree this weekend and I'm sure Sammy will be there to "help" for all she's worth! ;>
Hugs,
CatNipped
Adrian - 30 Dec 2004 14:48 GMT > LOL (poking fun at myself now) or posted saying, tearfully, "OK, if > you guys want me to I'll leave the group now!" [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > CatNipped DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE!! ;-)
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CatNipped - 30 Dec 2004 18:16 GMT >> LOL (poking fun at myself now) or posted saying, tearfully, "OK, if >> you guys want me to I'll leave the group now!" [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE!! ;-) You would have to drag me out of this group kicking and screaming (picture trying to shove a cat into a toilet ;>). Once I "refound" this wonderful group of people, I never want to leave again - nowhere else on earth could you find this much loving, caring, kindness, and *WEIRDNESS*!
Hugs,
CatNipped
Tanada - 30 Dec 2004 23:58 GMT > You would have to drag me out of this group kicking and screaming (picture > trying to shove a cat into a toilet ;>). Once I "refound" this wonderful > group of people, I never want to leave again - nowhere else on earth could > you find this much loving, caring, kindness, and *WEIRDNESS*! We're not weird, we're just extremely strange and enjoying it.
Pam S. who's really really strange
Adrian - 31 Dec 2004 18:27 GMT > You would have to drag me out of this group kicking and screaming > (picture trying to shove a cat into a toilet ;>). Once I "refound" [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > CatNipped I look forward to your next Sammy story, "Cleaning the Toilet With Mommy" <evil grin>
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Yoj - 29 Dec 2004 01:45 GMT > Also have to add. This is probably a usenet record for the longest thread > about politics that has not degenerated to a flame fest. Aside from some, [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > CatNipped I agree. One of my other newsgroups has lost several members because of political arguments. A number of us moved to another newsgroup where we vow never to discuss politics. I'd rather be able to discuss our differences without anyone getting too upset, and without anybody resorting to name-calling or flaming.
This is a great group!
Joy
Sherry - 29 Dec 2004 00:58 GMT >Well, Purrs to CatNipped for instigating one of the LONGEST threads I've >ever seen in a NG. Just to lighten the mood I dug up this little gem.... It [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] >veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've >seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
>Mathew Heh. I had to chuckle on this one. But turn-about is fair play. Now let me tell you about a pseudo-tourism billboard photo I saw recently. It said, "Canada! Leading the World in Being North of the United States."
:-) Sherry
CatNipped - 29 Dec 2004 01:00 GMT > Heh. I had to chuckle on this one. > But turn-about is fair play. Now let me tell you about a pseudo-tourism > billboard photo I saw recently. It said, "Canada! Leading the World in Being > North of the United States." > :-) > Sherry ROTFLMAOWTIME!!!
Sorry, Mathew, but that is just too funny!
Hugs,
CatNipped
Howard Berkowitz - 29 Dec 2004 02:16 GMT > > Heh. I had to chuckle on this one. > > But turn-about is fair play. Now let me tell you about a pseudo-tourism [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > CatNipped Well, to draw from Canadian popular culture, MacLean's Magazine (roughly the Canadian equivalent of the US Time Magazine) ran a contest to complete the phrase, "As Canadian as..."
The winning entry? "As Canadian as it is possible to be under the circumstances."
In general, I don't mind being mistaken for an Anglophone Canadian, except in Quebec.
Mathew Kagis - 29 Dec 2004 01:52 GMT  Signature Mathew Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat En Vino Veritas
> > > >Well, Purrs to CatNipped for instigating one of the LONGEST threads I've [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > :-) > Sherry LOL..... I LOVE it.
Yoj - 29 Dec 2004 01:45 GMT > Well, Purrs to CatNipped for instigating one of the LONGEST threads I've > ever seen in a NG. Just to lighten the mood I dug up this little gem.... It [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've > seen what you do to countries you get upset with. This American found it very amusing. It made me LOL.
Joy
Howard Berkowitz - 29 Dec 2004 02:13 GMT > Well, Purrs to CatNipped for instigating one of the LONGEST threads I've > ever seen in a NG. Just to lighten the mood I dug up this little gem.... [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > An Open apology to Americans and a response in the appropriate spirit, although the Canadians May Come And Get Me. You tend to be nervous about USAians that know too much about Canada. I'm well aware (and please don't confuse me with the reorganization) that Canada long had the world's best counterspies. Any counterspy that can follow a guy in a trenchcoat, while wearing a red suit and riding a horse, has to be good.
> On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the > Unided [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > like > you actually elected him. I appreciate the expert evaluation. Any nation that had Stockwell Day rise to prominence certainly should be well-qualified to recognize morons. :-)
On the other hand, there is no comparison, sadly, between presidential press conferences and Question Period.
> I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees > than > you does'nt give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and > better > than your own. You know, something could be said about soft and wood, but it would be inappropriate for a family newsgroup.
> I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our > excuse > would be that our team was much, much, much, much, much better than > yours. I suppose it's a question of national priorities. We reserve our most violent players for drive-by shootings. See observation below about the main street along the Rideau Canal.
Sport is complex. We never had an Olympic champion that attempted to smoke the leaf on a flag.
> I'm sorry we burned down your White House during the war of 1812. I see > you've rebuilt it. It's VERY nice. In all fairness, even though I live in the Washington DC metro area, the immediate area of Parliament Hill is much superior to the security and bureaucratic zone around the White House. I'm trying to think what we could trade for Byward Market.
On the other hand, Pennsylvania Avenue sounds better than Colonel By Drive (along the canal), not to be confused with a drive-by.
We, at least, were able to name our capital city before you did. Maybe we would have burned something, but the troops didn't know to go to Bytown.
> I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer > but, > we feel your pain. I can't really argue there, at least for mass market. On the other hand, you provide poutine as a quick way to clog one's arteries to a point that the taste of beer becomes irrelevant.
> I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up > against [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > that > was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. See? It wasn't an intelligence challenge...not necessarily to be confused with intelligence agencies.
> And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly > apologising for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a > thinly > veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. > We've > seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Passive-aggressive is indeed correct. When your invaders include Leslie Nielsen, Pamela Anderson, and William Shatner...
Mathew Kagis - 29 Dec 2004 02:44 GMT <blatant snipping>..<To be followed by semi-random snipping throughout the rest of this post>
> > An Open apology to Americans > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > counterspy that can follow a guy in a trenchcoat, while wearing a red > suit and riding a horse, has to be good. ...Thank you kindly...:-)
> I appreciate the expert evaluation. Any nation that had Stockwell Day > rise to prominence certainly should be well-qualified to recognize > morons. :-) .... Stockwell's not a moron, he's just sleazy! Kinda like Rush Limbaugh, but without his own show.
> On the other hand, there is no comparison, sadly, between presidential > press conferences and Question Period. <Censor board edited any chance of talking about 'soft' & 'wood'>
> > I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our > > excuse [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sport is complex. We never had an Olympic champion that attempted to > smoke the leaf on a flag. ....LOL, what got me about that is the simple fact that pot is NOT preformance enhancing... Ross should have been given a 30 sec credit on his course time for the cannibus-hadicap.
> > I'm sorry we burned down your White House during the war of 1812. I see > > you've rebuilt it. It's VERY nice. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > bureaucratic zone around the White House. I'm trying to think what we > could trade for Byward Market. ..... Time Square?...no, wait, we don't want it... How about North Beach in Sanfrancisco?
> We, at least, were able to name our capital city before you did. Maybe > we would have burned something, but the troops didn't know to go to > Bytown. .... Now, now... I know you're sensitive about loosing 1812. But you're oppurtunities to burn anything of ours during that war were few & far between. Your troops were FAR too busy having their butts kicked by guys with red coats & horses.
> > I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer > > but, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > you provide poutine as a quick way to clog one's arteries to a point > that the taste of beer becomes irrelevant. ...As a Western Canadian I cannot defend, understand or lay claim to Poutine. The quebecois.... well they've got unique eating habbits.
> > And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly > > apologising for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Passive-aggressive is indeed correct. When your invaders include Leslie > Nielsen, Pamela Anderson, and William Shatner... ....HEY!!! Don't forget: Jim Carey, Micheal J. Fox & Keanu Reeves (sorry about that too). You would'nt happen to want Celene Dion, would you? We'd take Tom Ridge off your hands in return.
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Howard Berkowitz - 29 Dec 2004 02:55 GMT > ...As a Western Canadian I cannot defend, understand or lay claim to > Poutine. The quebecois.... well they've got unique eating habbits. Well, there I can point to similarities, according to friends in, or previously resident, in more remote areas of BC.
Canada (West/rural) USA
Has don't ask, don't tell. Refers Has don't ask, don't tell. Refers to ownership of firearms needed to activities typically involving to deal with marauding bears. being bare.
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Returning to Western politics, at least the Alliance schism led to unusual political honesty, until someone in authority noticed the acronym produced by the name of the new Canadian Conservative Reformed Alliance Party.
Canada is a country of interesting political regions. There are distinct Western positions. There is the role of Ontario. We can skip over Quebec. The Maritimes have an ever-increasing comic approach to politics, culminating with Newfies.
Saskatchewan and Manitoba have the principal political purpose of keeping the East and West from sliding into one another.
Mathew Kagis - 29 Dec 2004 03:18 GMT > > ...As a Western Canadian I cannot defend, understand or lay claim to > > Poutine. The quebecois.... well they've got unique eating habbits. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > to ownership of firearms needed to activities typically involving > to deal with marauding bears. being bare. LOL... In the USA, you have the right to bear arms..In Canada, we have the right to arm bears. (it evens the odds)
> Returning to Western politics, at least the Alliance schism led to > unusual political honesty, until someone in authority noticed the > acronym produced by the name of the new Canadian Conservative Reformed > Alliance Party. .....*Sigh*... Ahh the rampant right wingers of Alberta (I'm in the BC mountains, by the way).... As long as they're making all that oil money, they'll continue to make Newt Gingrich look like Al Gore.
> Canada is a country of interesting political regions. There are distinct > Western positions. There is the role of Ontario. We can skip over [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Saskatchewan and Manitoba have the principal political purpose of > keeping the East and West from sliding into one another. ... A tradition proudly begun by Louis Riel, who hated all other Canadians equally.
laughing while I type Mathew
SUQKRT - 29 Dec 2004 20:01 GMT >> > ...As a Western Canadian I cannot defend, understand or lay claim to >> > Poutine. The quebecois.... well they've got unique eating habbits. [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] >laughing while I type >Mathew I think I'm too short this is all going over my head. Suz Macmoosette =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^=
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Cheryl Perkins - 29 Dec 2004 20:25 GMT > I think I'm too short this is all going over my head. > Suz > Macmoosette It makes perfect sense if you know Canadian history, geography and politics.
In an ultra-simplified form, region is all-important in all categories, so most of what I snipped was about the differences among regions.
Riel....dunno if I want to get into his story. I was grown up before I realized that in some parts of the country he was considered a hero and martyr rather than a traitor and murderer. I adjusted to that idea fairly easily because I was used to politics in which the same person is put into two such different categories by different people. Riel led the Riel Rebellion, which broke out over conflicting land claims by the Metis (descended from French and Native people) and the federal government. He was hanged for his part in the Rebellion, and Canadians have been arguing about him ever since.
Riel did spend some time in the US, though, so maybe he should be mentioned in a thread about Americans. Maybe he should have stayed in the US, but hey, he was brave as well as a hero, martyr, traitor, possibly mentally ill. etc.
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Howard Berkowitz - 31 Dec 2004 21:31 GMT > In an ultra-simplified form, region is all-important in all categories, > so > most of what I snipped was about the differences among regions. And so it is in the US as well. I have an informal test of the latitude, by asking a local what they call the activities between 1861 and 1865. New England: "The War to Free the Slaves" New York, Pennsylvania, etc. "The Civil War" Genteel parts of Virginia "The Unpleasantness between the States" Deep South: "The War of Yankee Aggression"
Cheryl Perkins - 29 Dec 2004 13:31 GMT >> ...As a Western Canadian I cannot defend, understand or lay claim to >> Poutine. The quebecois.... well they've got unique eating habbits. Poutine has escaped from Quebec, if it hasn't yet reached western Canada. No, I don't eat it, since I prefer other heart-attack-inducing foods, but it can be obtained in nearly any establishment that sells deep-fried foods and gravy. Well, not the ones that sell such things *separately* of course, and not the ones that call gravy 'sauce' and take all the fat out of it.
> Returning to Western politics, at least the Alliance schism led to > unusual political honesty, until someone in authority noticed the > acronym produced by the name of the new Canadian Conservative Reformed > Alliance Party. I loved that. Where else would a political party announce its new name *before* checking to see if the acronym spelled anything?
> Canada is a country of interesting political regions. There are distinct > Western positions. There is the role of Ontario. We can skip over > Quebec. The Maritimes have an ever-increasing comic approach to > politics, culminating with Newfies. Hey, We aren't part of the Maritimes, we're part of the Atlantic Provinces! It's one of those obscure geographic facts, something like the distinction between England and the UK. Only different. And we take politics very seriously here, well, all aspects of politics except ideological differences. I think this confuses westerners, who expect people who call themselves 'Conservatives' to actually hold similar political positions as western Conservatives. And anyway, a lot of us are Liberals, even though our positions on various issues may be all over the political map, and we also make a strong distinction between federal and provincial politics, so being Conservative, or Liberal or NDP or Other provincially doesn't mean you are the same federally.
Our politics haven't been nearly as funny since John Crosbie retired. I opposed almost every political position he endorsed, but I respected him a lot, and he was really funny. Not always PC, of course, but funny.
> Saskatchewan and Manitoba have the principal political purpose of > keeping the East and West from sliding into one another. I'll mention that to my sister in Manitoba. She says they don't take politics nearly as seriously there as they do here. Maybe that's why.
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Howard Berkowitz - 29 Dec 2004 15:32 GMT > >> ...As a Western Canadian I cannot defend, understand or lay claim to > >> Poutine. The quebecois.... well they've got unique eating habbits. [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > I loved that. Where else would a political party announce its new name > *before* checking to see if the acronym spelled anything? And it's not like that before the split, they didn't have a few spelling problems. Someone didn't proofread a piece of literature, and thousands were printed before it was noticed that the material was promoting the Canadian Appliance Party. A toaster with every vote?
I can't say the country to the south is immune, with some of the most notable examples being slogans announced before someone tried to put the acronym on a button:
Kennedy Administration: War on Poverty Ford Administration: Stop Inflation Now and, to bring things on topic, Carter Administration: [Inflation] Moral Equivalent Of War
> > Canada is a country of interesting political regions. There are > > distinct [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > provincial politics, so being Conservative, or Liberal or NDP or Other > provincially doesn't mean you are the same federally. Oh, of course! I should have been more specific. After all, when at least one province's Liberals aren't, and Progressive Conservative, aside from being an oxymoron, tends to be comprehensible only with the assistance of mind affecting drugs...
One of those bits of trivia that stumps most Americans, and more than a few Canadians, is assuming Newfoundland has always been part of (political) Canada.
> Our politics haven't been nearly as funny since John Crosbie retired. I > opposed almost every political position he endorsed, but I respected him > a > lot, and he was really funny. Not always PC, of course, but funny. See your problems? You have to stop and figure out if someone is Politically Correct, Progressive Conservative, or both, if the latter is possible.
> > Saskatchewan and Manitoba have the principal political purpose of > > keeping the East and West from sliding into one another. > > I'll mention that to my sister in Manitoba. She says they don't take > politics nearly as seriously there as they do here. Maybe that's why. Cheryl Perkins - 29 Dec 2004 17:25 GMT >> lot, and he was really funny. Not always PC, of course, but funny.
> See your problems? You have to stop and figure out if someone is > Politically Correct, Progressive Conservative, or both, if the latter is > possible. I'd like to say I put that pun in there deliberately, but I'm afraid I can't!
Actually, in the true tradition of Canadian politics, John Crosbie was not always a Conservative (Progressive or otherwise), even by our definitions (plural intended here) of the term. He was, at one time, a provincial Liberal until he split with Premier Joey because he (John) was shocked and appalled at Joey's umm, controversial financial policies or because he (also John) wanted and failed to replace the Only Living Father of Confederation as Premier. Either way, Crosbie went on to a great federal career as a Conservative.
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Howard Berkowitz - 29 Dec 2004 19:45 GMT > >> lot, and he was really funny. Not always PC, of course, but funny. > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > Confederation as Premier. Either way, Crosbie went on to a great federal > career as a Conservative. Your description of the true tradition of Canadian politics is very much on topic. Defining individual politicians' behavior, much less organizing a clear party position that is consistent with its name, is the moral equivalent of herding cats.
Nay, herding cats is too weak. Having cats march in formation, keeping cadence with all paws and waving tails in synchronized arcs.
Stormin Mormon - 30 Dec 2004 21:25 GMT There is considerable truth to this. The folks in the US have some strange habits which ened to be examined a bit more seriously. We have the strange habit of preserving the environment, refraining from dumping large ammounts of chemicals into the wild. We have a habit of building safety into things, like cars, and baby seats for cars. We do have an unusual belief in having something called "elections" where the citizens choose thier leaders. We even have as many as four or five candidates running for a particular office. And our voting is for a wide assortment of elected offices, from President to Dog Catcher. We are fascinating in our belief that citizens have a God given right to keep and bear arms. Including rifles, shotguns, and pistols. As a result of gun ownership, we have low rates of crime in most areas, except places liek Washington DC and New York city where only the government and criminals are armed. We have a strange belief in religious freedom. Where folks from religions like Muslims can practice freely. Or Catholics. we have a strange belief that the common man is good, responsible,and can make his own decisions. We are also fascinated by gadgets. US folks have made all kinds of things like medical advances, technology, telephone, television, cellular telephones, and other such gadgets. We also do some strange things like sending foreign aid, and exporting large ammounts of grain and other food. Whcih we have grown, in our market based competition driven economy.
Yep, we are surely some strange folks.
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Well, Purrs to CatNipped for instigating one of the LONGEST threads I've ever seen in a NG. Just to lighten the mood I dug up this little gem.... It was origionally preformed by Rick Mercer on a Canadian political humor show called 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes'. A couple of references will be a little out of date as it was aired before the Nov '04 US election. Hope it makes you smile.
An Open apology to Americans
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the Unided States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you does'nt give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burned down your White House during the war of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it. It's VERY nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your freinds by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologising for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
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Yoj - 30 Dec 2004 22:22 GMT We aren't the only ones who do most of those things, and our current government is not particularly concerned with preserving the environment.
Joy
> There is considerable truth to this. The folks in the US have some strange > habits which ened to be examined a bit more seriously. We have the strange [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] > veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've > seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Mathew Kagis - 30 Dec 2004 22:38 GMT > We aren't the only ones who do most of those things, and our current > government is not particularly concerned with preserving the environment. > > Joy
> > Yep, we are surely some strange folks. .....Then there's that whole 'Patriot Act' thing... Which brings into question the whole 'Freedom of speech & democracy thing...'
I'n the USA you may have ther right to bear arms, but in Canada, we have the right to arm bears.... It evens the odds.
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Howard Berkowitz - 31 Dec 2004 00:27 GMT Might I suggest we respect the humor in this thread title? There are others for bashing.
BW is fine, but avoid PW.
Stormin Mormon - 31 Dec 2004 03:17 GMT oh, gosh. It's no fun without bashing. Hang on, let me get a good windup and......YOU'RE A FRIEKIING IDIOT!!!!!! whew, that felt better.
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Might I suggest we respect the humor in this thread title? There are others for bashing.
BW is fine, but avoid PW.
Cheryl Perkins - 30 Dec 2004 23:11 GMT > There is considerable truth to this. The folks in the US have some strange > habits which ened to be examined a bit more seriously. <snip>
> Yep, we are surely some strange folks. Actually, every Western country, and probably a few that aren't do and are every single one of those 'strange' things except for the guns and voting for dog-catchers.
So how, except for the guns and dog-catchers, did that list distinguish the US from the rest of us?
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Sherry - 05 Jan 2005 05:08 GMT >There is considerable truth to this. The folks in the US have some strange >habits which ened to be examined a bit more seriously. We have the strange [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] >veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've >seen what you do to countries you get upset with. I'm still looking for smiley face :-)
Sherry
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