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Holiday traditions (OT long - possible BW)
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Mischief - 23 Dec 2004 17:59 GMT Since I'm home at the house where I grew up and I'm reminiscing about my childhood memories, I'd thought I'd start a topic about Holiday traditions. Things you and your families did EVERY year.
Here are a bunch of things that come to memory for me:
Upon waking up, my sister and I would find that we'd been covered with Xmas stickers. Stickers on the door, the counters, our arms, pjs, in our hair. It was Santa's little practical joke on us.
Also whoever woke up first, it was FORBIDDEN under penalty of death for anyone that wasn't an adult to go downstairs. All my brother and sister and I could do was peer hungrily between the rails of the banister at our stockings that bulged with presents. We'd also try to see if the cookies and hot chocolate had been touched too.
of course there's pouncing on mom and dad, but NO CHILD was allowed to go downstairs at all until we were all dressed and waiting patiently(yeah right) at the top of the stairs. Then we STILL had to wait while Dad got the video camera ready.
Now, was it a mad dash down the stairs? Oh no, the YOUNGEST went first, which was my sister, followed by me and then my brother. Stocking gifts were opened first, all presents under the tree were off limits until after breakfast.
Of course there have been variations through the years, like I know at least once we came down in our pjs, and there was another time we also had left carrots for the reindeer, etc.
After the stocking gifts were opened, we cleaned up, got dressed if we hadn't already, and helped mom with breakfast. I remember wolfing down my breakfast because afterwards meant the presents under the tree could be opened!! But nooooooooooo, we still couldn't start until we were sitting in a designated spot, all the presents had been sorted by person, and we HAD to have a notebook to write down which relative had given us what for when we wrote thank you notes later. (I rememeber Mom always getting on my case about thank you notes)
Then the ripping and tearing and screaming could commence....
Now in our family, there's a saying when it comes to presents, for any occasion.
DON'T TRUST THE BOX!!
Oooooooh, I could start a whole new topic on this one. It's my dad's fault for starting it. He would always come up with new, creative and devious ways to wrap presents. As kids, I rememeber getting a big box and unwrapping it to find another box, which would lead to yet another box, and so on and so on until I unwrap a piece of paper sending me on a treasure hunt through the backyard. Then there was the time I unwrapped a computer game that I remembered receiving last year. It wasn't until later when I opened the box to find a wrapped present INSIDE it! Grrrrr!!! So whenever you get a present you have to inspect it very carefully to see if it had been tampered with, or open the box to make sure the gift is really what the box says it is.
Dad got me good last year by giving me what I thought was another VCR. I was slightly disappointed because i already have two, and it wasn't until hours later when dad told me to open it and connect it when I found that the box contained a bunch of wrapped presents. He later sent me a picture of me with the box of presents and the look of DEATH on my face.
A few years ago, my sister went nuts with the packing tape because I found a gift next to the tree for my father just COVERED in packing tape. And to the top was attached a plastic butter knife with a note saying "Must use this to open" Can you imagine openign a present covered in packing tape with nothing but a plastic butter knife? hehehehehehehehehehehehe, oh the ANGST we would cause.
My brother once wrapped 50 CD-RW each of them INDIVIDUALLY and told my sister she had to unwrapped every single one to find the surpise. The surprise was there was no surprise except the look on her face unwrapping 50 cds. hehehehe, man if looks could KILL.
I think the best one was when my sister stole my mattress. Yes, the entire mattress off my bed was dragged down to our truck, put in the cab, my present put on top of it, the cab locked with a big sign that said, "Do not open until Dec. 25th"
I should also mention that these antics result in laughing, screaming, LOTS of angst, pictures of family members with the look of DEATH and my mom shouting things like, "Stop trying to kill your sister." or "Will you stop choking your father, please?"
The big family party was always on Xmas eve, so the rest of the day was spent ooohing and ahhing over our presents. Then the day after Xmas Mom would start getting on our cases about writing thank you notes. Printing on the computer was not allowed, and they had to be written in CURSIVE, which I really hated. I stopped writing cursive when I was 12 because I couldn't read my own writing.
Over the years things have changed a little bit. Now we're all over 18, so even though we tried sneaking downstairs on the grounds that we were officially adults, that didn't work. Every year, it's a game to see who can cause the most ANGST when it comes to presents. Somehow I don't think that will ever stop. hehehehehehe
Ah well, that's plenty. Can't wait to see what other people write. Happy holidays,
Kristi
Monique Y. Mudama - 23 Dec 2004 18:35 GMT [snip]
Wow, you guys really get into it! Sounds fun!
My family doesn't have any real set traditions. We most often open gifts on Christmas Eve, after it's dark, so to me "Christmas" is about being somewhat sleepy, content, with the brightest light coming from the glow of the Christmas tree lights. My parents loved to make me, the youngest, hand out gifts, which got embarrassing because no matter how I tried to divvy it up, I typically had more presents (my brothers are a *lot* older than me) and ended up opening the last few consecutively.
Oh, as a kid in Germany, I did do the St. Nick thing -- leaving out your shoes on Dec. 6 (iirc). You're supposed to get treats if you're good and a switch if you're bad, so of course stores sold wrapped switches with candies taped to them. I got those a lot ....
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Kreisleriana - 23 Dec 2004 19:16 GMT (snip)
>Ah well, that's plenty. Can't wait to see what other people write. >Happy holidays, > >Kristi Sorry, I wish I could match that. But I know a family that passes an enormous pair of woman's panties around at Christmas time. Everyone's very secretive about where and how the Giant Underpants will show up. ;)
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 23 Dec 2004 22:28 GMT > I know a family that passes an enormous pair of woman's panties > around at Christmas time. Everyone's very secretive about where > and how the Giant Underpants will show up. ;) *WHY*??
Joyce
Mischief - 23 Dec 2004 22:44 GMT uhhhhhh, i must echo this too How do you go from Xmas to giant women's panties??
Kristi
Kreisleriana - 23 Dec 2004 23:18 GMT >uhhhhhh, i must echo this too >How do you go from Xmas to giant women's panties?? > >Kristi It was originally a joke. One family member was out shopping, and came upon a pair of panties that was so gigantic, it seemed as if no living person could possibly fill them. It was given as a gag present to her mother. Now someone different gets the Giant Underpants every year. (they're a big family ;))
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Kreisleriana - 23 Dec 2004 23:15 GMT > > I know a family that passes an enormous pair of woman's panties > > around at Christmas time. Everyone's very secretive about where > > and how the Giant Underpants will show up. ;) > >*WHY*?? Explaining it kind of spoils it, but It was a joke that became a tradition. It's a great honor to be the Receiver of the Giant Underpants. ;)
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jmcquown - 24 Dec 2004 12:38 GMT > Since I'm home at the house where I grew up and I'm reminiscing about > my childhood memories, I'd thought I'd start a topic about Holiday > traditions. Things you and your families did EVERY year. (snippage)
> Kristi Sorry, but I can't think of a single thing we did every year. My family isn't big on Tradition. Perhaps if we'd lived in one spot - or at least where we could be near other members of the family...
We moved all the time; Dad is a retired Marine. Never knew exactly where those "stockings" would be hung. I'm not saying we didn't have good holidays; Mom did the obligatory turkey at Thanksgiving and a ham at Christmas. Ooooh, and (this strikes me as funny) she'd serve "real" butter and rolls at these occasions. Now, it's not like they couldn't afford butter all year long. I can only surmise it's because they are of the "oleo" generation; WWII - butter was like a treat. Me, I cook with butter all the time ;)
When I was a teen and young adult, my mom couldn't resist trying to tell me what she got me for Christmas. It drove me nuts. She was like a little kid - don't you want to know? NO, I don't want to know, it's supposed to be a surprise! Oh, come on, at least try it on so I'll know if it fits. MOM! Stop it! LOL
Fitting with the non-tradition, my parents moved 13 hours away back to South Carolina once my brothers and I were out of the house. I don't really celebrate this time of year. I just try to stay warm :)
Jill
SUQKRT - 24 Dec 2004 18:32 GMT >> Since I'm home at the house where I grew up and I'm reminiscing about >> my childhood memories, I'd thought I'd start a topic about Holiday >> traditions. Things you and your families did EVERY year. >> >(snippage) We had some traditions. Decorating the tree. Some of the ornament were homade by my brothers, sister and I.
Cookie decorating, in our teenage years either my brother Bob or Dad would due a somewhat vular Mrs. Claus (must keep Santa warm up there at the N Pole.
We could open our stockings before M&D got up.
We didn't have to eat breakfast before the presant carnage. We had cocoa and fresh homeade warm cinnamon rolls. One year we were at Aunt Bettys and she made us eat breakfast first, oh the horror ! Big boxes often yielded small gifts.
We lived in Battle Creek Mich from the time I was 5 til almost 12. Kelloggs gave State Trooper families a large box of crereal and treats. Mom worked at Kelloggs and was able to buy us these wonderful dolls that came with a wardrobe.
Dad always got this wonderful fruitcake from Georgia. Suz Macmoosette =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^=
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Jeanette - 24 Dec 2004 21:02 GMT > > Since I'm home at the house where I grew up and I'm reminiscing about > > my childhood memories, I'd thought I'd start a topic about Holiday > > traditions. Things you and your families did EVERY year. I've not thought about it for a long time. Well, we were poor, I mean, probably in the poorest 1% of the UK population, short on food, warmth, clothes, the lot. But somehow we got through. My birthday is on the 16th December, so Christmas didn't start until the 17th, so I could have a day to be special, where my birthday cards didn't compete for space with Christmas cards. We would set the tree up, and put up all the decorations, make paper chains and stuff and blow up balloons and pin them to the ceiling with drawing pins. We always made 'rude' collections of balloons :-)
On Christmas morning, we'd get up early, all our presents would be in a pillow case at the foot of the bed, and my mum would tell us that we were lucky to have enough toys to fill a pillow case. Usual gifts would be puzzle books, chocolates, socks, maybe some stationery and pens. We'd have one 'big' present each, I remember from various years a big illustrated children's bible, a toy typewriter (with a HUGE box of off size paper that my stepdad had rescued from an office skip), a toy sewing machine (plastic crap that broke immediately, leaving me in tears), and, holy of holies, a CHOPPER BIKE (birthday and Christmas pressie, from parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles, that one). I can tell you EXACTLY what I got for the Christmas after my 11th birthday, it was a set of 30 felt tip pens, and 64 Crayola crayons. I think it was one of the best presents I ever got!
We'd have our own Christmas dinner at home, usually chicken with veg, then we'd walk the mile or two across the fields down the disused railway line to my gran's, and spend the rest of the day there, and have another big meal. Gran usually served trifle. I don't remember having Christmas pudding until I moved in with Ade, when we spent a Christmas with his family.
Wrapping paper was removed carefully, and folded, and put away, and used the following year. When we wrapped presents, we used the minimum amount of Sellotape, to allow the paper to be reused.
We watched Morecambe and Wise on the telly, and all the kids were allowed a small alcoholic drink each at grandma's, usually sherry, but gran was very liberal about allowing me to drink, figuring that making a mystery of alcohol would be counterproductive.
We didn't go to pantomines, too expensive, and travel was too problematic (no cars in the family).
Jeanette
Kreisleriana - 24 Dec 2004 21:36 GMT >> > Since I'm home at the house where I grew up and I'm reminiscing about >> > my childhood memories, I'd thought I'd start a topic about Holiday [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >probably in the poorest 1% of the UK population, short on food, warmth, >clothes, the lot. But somehow we got through. (snip)
Were you in Yorkshire? ;) <http://members.optushome.com.au/hark/4york.htm>
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Jeanette - 25 Dec 2004 01:33 GMT > >> > Since I'm home at the house where I grew up and I'm reminiscing about > >> > my childhood memories, I'd thought I'd start a topic about Holiday [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Were you in Yorkshire? ;) > <http://members.optushome.com.au/hark/4york.htm> lol, not quite, but it got funny for me a lot later in the sketch than it got funny for everyone else.
Jeanette
Cheryl Perkins - 25 Dec 2004 13:53 GMT <snip>
> Wrapping paper was removed carefully, and folded, and put away, and used the > following year. When we wrapped presents, we used the minimum amount of > Sellotape, to allow the paper to be reused. We weren't poor, but we did this, too. A lot of your descriptions sound like my Christmasses as a child. We started ours even later, decorating on Christmas Eve, and continuing until 'Old Christmas Day' (Twelfth Night, Epiphany). I still insist on doing this, because I'm fed up with it by the day if I start earlier. We had small gifts in stockings on our beds, which we could open in the morning before our parents woke and we went downstairs. We got one main gift each from our parents, as well as gifts from our other relatives, most of whom lived far away and weren't know to us children at all. But we appreciated our gifts! Most of us went to the midnight Christmas Eve service, and our grandparents came to have dinner and spend the day.
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SUQKRT - 26 Dec 2004 19:30 GMT >We didn't go to pantomines, too expensive, and travel was too problematic >(no cars in the family). > >Jeanette Your Christmases sound lovely. Must nicer than kids who have too much and whine about what they didn't get. Suz Macmoosette =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^=
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Adrian - 24 Dec 2004 15:20 GMT <snip, entertaing story>
> Ah well, that's plenty. Can't wait to see what other people write. > Happy holidays, > > Kristi Happy holidays to you, Kristi.
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polonca12000 - 24 Dec 2004 19:03 GMT Very funny! Thanks. Best wishes,
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> Since I'm home at the house where I grew up and I'm reminiscing about > my childhood memories, I'd thought I'd start a topic about Holiday [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Xmas stickers. Stickers on the door, the counters, our arms, pjs, in > our hair. It was Santa's little practical joke on us. <snip
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