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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2004Boyfriend seeks advice
Hi, it's Boyfriend here. I want to ask you kitties, like Persia, Frank, Weebles and all you others who have sweethearts worldwise what to do. Tortie, one of Nan's furkids, said she wanted to be my girlfriend, and was excited about it. But you know what? <glum face> She never posts me on rpca. I asked about her recently and her meowmie said she thought that Tortie had another as she was away a lot, so I guess it means she doesn't want me after all. I even sent my photo on the web so she could see I was quite nice, young, handsome, and not a brash and pushy chap. I'm a good hunter too, I brought my meowmie a vole this morning which she stood on in the kitchen when she got up. She didn't seem that pleased. How ungrateful! My question is this. I am only young and this is my first relationship. Should I give Tortie a bit longer to realise I am perfect for her, or should I start looking for another girl myself? My heart is a bit sore. I think I've been rejected. Boyfriend Oh, poor Boyfriend. I've never had a broken heart, so I don't know how that really feel (maybe I do, since Persia was sent to da smelly place for TWO WHOLE WEEKS and I couln't get any email from her during dat time), so I cannot really tell you what you should do, but I *can* tell you dat Mimi & Moe are available, if a bit young & not very knowledgable about dis innernet thing (dey would rather chase mousies dan email :) ). Lizzie & Smokey are also available, but they said dat they are not innerested in having a boyfriend. Boyfriend wrote: > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Boyfriend > Oh, poor Boyfriend. I've never had a broken heart, so I don't know how > that really feel (maybe I do, since Persia was sent to da smelly place for [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Smokey are also available, but they said dat they are not innerested in > having a boyfriend. Thank you for your reply Weeble. You are obviously very experienced. I'll consider Mimi & Moe for when they're a bit older then. What are they like, not just in looks but more importantly are they kind girls? Boyfriend > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. Hi, BF, Harri (actually Harriet) here. > I want to ask you kitties, like Persia, Frank, Weebles and all you others > who have sweethearts worldwise what to do. I don't have *any* experience with that, being only about 4 or 5 months old. > Tortie, one of Nan's furkids, said she wanted to be my girlfriend, and was > excited about it. But you know what? <glum face> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Boyfriend Oh, I'm so sorry! I don't anything about this boyfriend-girlfriend thing, but I'd be delighed to share posts with you if Tortie doesn't come around. Harriet Roadcat frequently on RPCC as well > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Boyfriend Have you had the "big snip?" >> Hi, it's Boyfriend here. >> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Have you had the "big snip?" I have, just this summer. Boyfriend > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > >Boyfriend Poor BF. Stinky can't help you, since all he knows about girls is that they usually bop him. But we send you purrs and skritches. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > >Boyfriend I'm sad, too, Boyfriend. Tortie hasn't been home for almost 3 weeks now. I think she maybe went back to her old home since there hasn't been any sign of her around here. 4 of her babies are still here, but no Tortie. Nan > > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. > > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Nan Nan that's terrible!! Well, not if she has a home but I sure hope she is OK >> I'm sad, too, Boyfriend. Tortie hasn't been home for almost 3 weeks >> now. I think she maybe went back to her old home since there hasn't [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Nan that's terrible!! Well, not if she has a home but I sure hope she is OK> Thank you. She was a very pregnant, friendly little girl when she showed up on my doorstep. She hung around until she had her babies and had them all weaned. Then she would be gone for 3 or 4 days at a time until finally she didn't come back at all. Nan > I'm sad, too, Boyfriend. Tortie hasn't been home for almost 3 weeks > now. I think she maybe went back to her old home since there hasn't > been any sign of her around here. 4 of her babies are still here, > but no Tortie. > > Nan We'll be sending our best purrs that Tortie is ok, and that she'll decide to spend more time with you. Dan and Harri Roadcat >> I'm sad, too, Boyfriend. Tortie hasn't been home for almost 3 weeks >> now. I think she maybe went back to her old home since there hasn't [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Dan and Harri Roadcat Thank you, Dan and Harri. I have a feeling that she went back to her old home and they're keeping her inside. I would have loved to have been able to keep her inside, but Tigger wouldn't stand for it. She beat up on poor little Tortie every time that she could reach her. >I'm sad, too, Boyfriend. Tortie hasn't been home for almost 3 weeks >now. I think she maybe went back to her old home since there hasn't >been any sign of her around here. 4 of her babies are still here, >but no Tortie. Sorry to hear that, and sending purrs that she's alright wherever she is  SignatureSteve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky (RB) stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html >>I'm sad, too, Boyfriend. Tortie hasn't been home for almost 3 weeks >>now. I think she maybe went back to her old home since there hasn't [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >Sorry to hear that, and sending purrs that she's alright wherever she >is Thanks, Steve. Nan Jazz here, with the help of my mama. Don't really know what to tell you, but stay away from Nikki, she's mine. Jazz SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Boyfriend > Jazz here, with the help of my mama. > Don't really know what to tell you, but stay away from Nikki, she's mine. PUUURRRR. -- Nikki SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Oooooohhh!. I don't want your Nikki, thank you very much. I'm not that sort of chap. Boyfriend <--offended > Jazz here, with the help of my mama. > Don't really know what to tell you, but stay away from Nikki, she's mine. [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >> >> Boyfriend > Oooooohhh!. I don't want your Nikki, thank you very much. I'm > not that sort of chap. > > Boyfriend <--offended Bonnie says she would love to be your girlfriend, but she's still trying to woo Shamrock. He just chases her, but she clearly is head over heals in love with him. She plops at his feet and does upside downy head at him and rolls on her back with her feet in the air and does goo goo eyes at him. He just ignores her until he wants to run around the house for a bit. SignatureCheryl >> Oooooohhh!. I don't want your Nikki, thank you very much. I'm >> not that sort of chap. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > does goo goo eyes at him. He just ignores her until he wants to run > around the house for a bit. I don't want a girl that is casting her eyes and heart at another. I want a girl that's faithful to me. Boyfriend Dear Boyfriend, If you were here I would be your girlfriend. I love everyone and I already live with 4 other BFs. Actually I'm not sure if they're my BFs or my babies. Anyway we're too far apart and I probably have my paws full as it is. I know you will find someone closer. Just tell your meowmie to get some live-in female feline company for you. Your American Friend, Baby Eyes > Dear Boyfriend, > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Baby Eyes Hello Baby Eyes I like your name. I am looking for a girlfriend that doesn't live here, you see I have Kitty Farmcat as a live in girl. She hits me. She doesn't want to be my girlfriend and neither would she tolerate another girl here, she barely tolerates *me.* She is very fierce but I have to respect her because not only is she way much older than me but she taught me to hunt. Maybe even though you are in America you could be my girlfriend, Baby Eyes? We could mail and send things? What do you say? Boyfriend (giving up on Tortie) > My heart is a bit sore. I think I've been rejected. I'm sorry to hear this, Boyfriend, but if she was such a flighty thing, maybe you are better off without her. Take your time, nurse your sore heart, and one day someone wonderful will come along, who will want to stay with only you. You must just remember to keep your Meowmie at the computer all hours of the day, so your soulmate doesn't get to slip by without you noticing. Perfect your powers of telepathy so that you can control her mind and get her to woo anyone you're interested in. It was a lot of hard work getting my hoomin to send the proper messages to Waffles, but finally I succeeded and now I have the most wonderful ladycat girlfriend in the world. Yours, Frank SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> My heart is a bit sore. I think I've been rejected. > > I'm sorry to hear this, Boyfriend, but if she was such a flighty thing, > maybe you are better off without her. You are probably right. She took my heart, though. . Take your time, nurse your sore > heart, and one day someone wonderful will come along, who will want to > stay with only you. I have just posted to another kitty who might be interested in me. > You must just remember to keep your Meowmie at the computer all hours of > the day, so your soulmate doesn't get to slip by without you noticing. That's the problem! My meowmie, after being at home for a year, will be going back to work. AAArgh. She will no longer be able to look at the computer much. I might miss my intended. >Perfect your powers of telepathy so that you can control her mind and get >her to woo anyone you're interested in. It was a lot of hard work getting [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Yours, > Frank Thank you, Frank, for your advice. If my meowmie goes back to work on 4th January she won't have any time to find me a nice gentle girlfriend. She says no way does she want another cat anyway. Boyfriend (Cuts in here) I do *not* want another cat, for g*'s sake, I am a birdwatcher!! I never wanted even one!! Tweed > Hi, it's Boyfriend here. Mojo here with some advice from an old hand... 1. Long distnace relationships are always a problem, can be fun, but don't expect too much. Instead, explore the world outside your cat door, where you may find what you need. I'm not talking about Mrs Right here, more Mrs. "Right now" :-) 2. Make the most of it while you can, before long your meowmie is almost certainly going to take you to the TED. When you get back you'll be a little lightheaded and feel like you are missing something. After that your interest in comfy chairs and warm spots will grow rapidly and your desire to meet girls will diminish. So if you haven't already had the unkindest cut of all, make the most of it. Beleive me, you don't miss your Mojo until it's gone and then it's too late! SignatureNik Simpson >> Hi, it's Boyfriend here. > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > 2. Make the most of it while you can, before long your meowmie is almost > certainly going to take you to the TED. She already did that. >When you get back you'll be a > little lightheaded and feel like you are missing something. After that > your interest in comfy chairs and warm spots will grow rapidly I still like to go out a lot! > and your desire to meet girls will diminish. Not yet, heh. >So if you haven't already had the > unkindest cut of all, make the most of it. Beleive me, you don't miss your > Mojo until it's gone and then it's too late! Meowmie took me to the vet to have my nuptials slashed a few months ago. I promised her that I had never done anything naughty to a girl cat, but she still made me go. I cried all the way there and all the way back. Boyfriend |
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