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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / July 2008GW: How do they do it?
I was checking my work email this morning when I noticed movement out of the corner of my eye. I focused just in time to see Maya trip over a vase full of flowers, which promptly crashed into dozens of glass shards. Not a good way to start the morning. So I rushed to grab my sandals to start cleanup and I thought I felt something slightly moist inside my sandal, but given the circumstances, I paid no attention to it. After cleanup has finished, I sat down to have my breakfast and read the paper. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my food and I see kitty barf spread all over my foot! Ick. I hopped to the kitchen to grab a paper towel to clean myself and then went to look at my sandal. No exterior sign of barf. But neatly tucked *inside* was indeed half a kitty barf. How on earth did they manage to barf the inside without touching the outside is beyond me. Oh yeah, I forget. Practice makes perfect. And they have daily practice.  SignatureVictor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com Willow tests gravity with everything. I always have fresh flowers and she had reduced me to buying plastic (ugh) vases. Trying to clean glass and keep three cats out of the mess got to be too much. I can't buy red carnations because O. T. EATS them and them only. >I was checking my work email this morning when I noticed movement out of >the corner of my eye. I focused just in time to see Maya trip over a vase [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >to barf the inside without touching the outside is beyond me. Oh yeah, I >forget. Practice makes perfect. And they have daily practice. > Willow tests gravity with everything. I always have fresh flowers > and she had reduced me to buying plastic (ugh) vases. Trying to [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >>Oh yeah, I forget. Practice makes perfect. And they have daily >>practice. No fresh flowers here either. Molly, who is normally either out or well behaved simply must stand on her back legs and hug the blossoms while sniffing them. Jo > No fresh flowers here either. Molly, who is normally either out or > well behaved simply must stand on her back legs and hug the blossoms > while sniffing them. Awww! I never have fresh flowers, either. Both cats are way too interested in them, and sooner or later they pull the vase over, possibly dropping it to the floor. SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. > > No fresh flowers here either. Molly, who is normally either out or > > well behaved simply must stand on her back legs and hug the blossoms > > while sniffing them. > Awww! > I never have fresh flowers, either. Both cats are way too interested in > them, and sooner or later they pull the vase over, possibly dropping it > to the floor. I can't have flowers or even plants in my house - they would all want to eat them. The only thing I have growing in my place is cat grass. (Oh, and probably something nasty in the fridge...) SignatureJoyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) > I can't have flowers or even plants in my house - they would all want > to eat them. The only thing I have growing in my place is cat grass. (Oh, > and probably something nasty in the fridge...) Weird Al has a song called "Living in the Fridge." Very funny and the kids say that it is based on Rob's cooking. Pam S. > Willow tests gravity with everything. I always have fresh flowers and she > had reduced me to buying plastic (ugh) vases. Trying to clean glass and > keep three cats out of the mess got to be too much. I can't buy red > carnations because O. T. EATS them and them only. That's because he's a cat of good taste. Or is that red carnations just taste good? You must try some of several colors and report back to us, Granby? Pam S. visualizing Granby with various colored carnations hanging out of her mouth Nope, just the red ones, I grow pale pink ones and white but the red ones he loves. I bought "museum paste" that rubbery stuff you can hold things down with to put on the bottoms of the vase Last Holiday I had a Amaryllis (?) that had 5 blooms on a stem, kind of rare and Willow tested gravity with it, almost lost her happy home. >> Willow tests gravity with everything. I always have fresh flowers and >> she had reduced me to buying plastic (ugh) vases. Trying to clean glass [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Pam S. visualizing Granby with various colored carnations hanging out of > her mouth > I was checking my work email this morning when I noticed movement out of > the corner of my eye. I focused just in time to see Maya trip over a [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > Send your spam here: u...@ftc.gov > Email me here: pistorLIT...@BOXaustin.rr.com That`s what immediately came to my mind - a life full of practise.<gg> I can`t use any vases. They have to stay in the cupboard.<sigh> Oh yes - every year once at my birthday I get flowers - have to put the vase and flowers in it on a tall wardrobe where no cat has managed ever to climb up. But there the flowers get forgotten. And every fall I put the vase and dry flowers down.<sigh>Anyway - I love the flowers in my garden. There`s the right place for them. Bettina >I was checking my work email this morning when I noticed movement out of >the corner of my eye. I focused just in time to see Maya trip over a vase [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >to barf the inside without touching the outside is beyond me. Oh yeah, I >forget. Practice makes perfect. And they have daily practice. That is talent. Please don't let them give advanced lessons to the rest of the gang. Mine are good enough at target shooting, thank you. Pam S. > I was checking my work email this morning when I noticed movement out of > the corner of my eye. I focused just in time to see Maya trip over a [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > touching the outside is beyond me. Oh yeah, I forget. Practice makes > perfect. And they have daily practice. Sorry - I laughed. I got a foot full yesterday. Big barf, which I caught, earlier. Tiny little one right where my feet go under the computer table. Susan M Otis and Chester |
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