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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2004Who did you sleep with last night? :-)
Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many companions with me in bed. Besides my husband there was the dog, the cat, a squirrel, a penguin, a kangaroo, a pair of socks and a calculator. Sounds like the start of a dirty joke, doesn't it? ;-) Luckily the penguin, kangaroo, and squirrel were all stuffed and must have been dragged into bed by the cat in the wee hours. I'll admit that the socks were mine that I must have taken off in the middle of the night but wonder how the calculator got there?? One of those mysteries that will never be solved, I'm sure!  SignatureMargaret Fine mefine@mindspring.com > Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many > companions with me in bed. Besides my husband there was the dog, the [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Margaret Fine > mefine@mindspring.com The calculator was there so the cat could figure the BTUs of your bed? Or else someone wanted the sum of all critters in the bed??? --? The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)? email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 18:17:33 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©" <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote: >> Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many >> companions with me in bed. Besides my husband there was the dog, the [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Or else someone wanted the sum of all critters in the bed??? Maybe someone's been doing some secret cat stacking. Or people stacking >^.^< Jeanne Hedge, as directed by Natasha ============ http://www.jhedge.com > On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 18:17:33 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©" > <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > Maybe someone's been doing some secret cat stacking. Or people > stacking >^.^< LOL! Yes, definitely sounds like people stacking. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > Maybe someone's been doing some secret cat stacking. Or people > stacking >^.^< OOOOH, the cats are very good at people stacking, and they are their own stacking material. Just ask Rob. Pam S. > Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many > companions with me in bed. Besides my husband there was the dog, the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > night but wonder how the calculator got there?? One of those mysteries > that will never be solved, I'm sure! ROFL! Nikki usually brings her little piggy into bed in the middle of the night, meowling loudly. But only the piggy, no other stuffed toys. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > ROFL! Nikki usually brings her little piggy into bed in the middle of > the night, meowling loudly. But only the piggy, no other stuffed toys. Mojo has been known to bring his "catch of the day" in also meowling loudly, once it was a medium size rat (and not dead either!) It's interesting to see how nightime behviour of my three has changed since moving up from Florida to Atlanta, in Florida I rarely had any visitors at night, they spent most of their time outside because it was nice and cool. Now, they seem to spend most of the night inside, woke up one morning this week and Emily was on one side, Muddy was at the end of the bed and Mojo was asleep on the bedside table. Of course there presence when I wake up could have something to do with "feed me." SignatureNik Simpson >> ROFL! Nikki usually brings her little piggy into bed in the middle of >> the night, meowling loudly. But only the piggy, no other stuffed toys. > >Mojo has been known to bring his "catch of the day" in also meowling >loudly, once it was a medium size rat (and not dead either!) Stinky once put a (NOT dead) mouse in bed with me. Very uplifting. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Stinky once put a (NOT dead) mouse in bed with me. Very uplifting. > ;) > > Theresa > Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh > My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com ROTFLOL - Yeah, that would have lifted me up - about three feet off the bed!!! Hugs, CatNipped >> Stinky once put a (NOT dead) mouse in bed with me. Very uplifting. >> ;) [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >CatNipped Oh yeah. It did. Straight up and out. I've told it before, but what the hell. I had just gone to bed, pretty tired, and almost immediately fell asleep-- then was almost immediately awakened again by him going WHUMP on the bed. And meowing. I reached down to scritch his head without opening my eyes when I felt it. A small, warm furry object, maybe about two inches long. I was confused-- then I felt the tiny scratch of its tiny claws. That's when I jerked straight up in the air. I still had no idea what it was, just that something that absolutely did not belong there was in bed with me. The tiny critter went flying to parts unknown, I slowly reconstructed in my mind what must have happened-- and I took my pillow downstairs and went to sleep on the sofa. After my heart rate came down from about 400. :P As usual, it was impossible to be angry with His Serene Goofiness, because he was so obviously crestfallen. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > >> ROFL! Nikki usually brings her little piggy into bed in the middle of > >> the night, meowling loudly. But only the piggy, no other stuffed toys. > >Mojo has been known to bring his "catch of the day" in also meowling > >loudly, once it was a medium size rat (and not dead either!) > Stinky once put a (NOT dead) mouse in bed with me. Very uplifting. > ;) > Theresa There's a pattern developing here. At Flippy's incomparable web site there's an account of other mighty hunters bringing their prey to a human's bed - in this case, Leslie MacDonald's. http://www.flippyscatpage.com/breakfastinbed.html Kreisleriana <kreisleriana2@yahoo.com> had some very interesting things to say about Re: Who did you sleep with last night? :-): >Stinky once put a (NOT dead) mouse in bed with me. Very uplifting. >;) Sounds like the time DH and I were awakened by some very unmistakable noises to find Felix in "Snoopy playing vulture" pose, about to unload a hairball onto DH's face. :-) Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL >>>ROFL! Nikki usually brings her little piggy into bed in the middle of >>>the night, meowling loudly. But only the piggy, no other stuffed toys. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Stinky once put a (NOT dead) mouse in bed with me. Very uplifting. > ;) One summer out on the island, I stretched my leg in the middle of the night and my bare foot hit something cold and wet. I snapped out of sleep and jumped out of bed to investigate. It was half a vole. My foot had hit the blood that had seeped into the sheet. :o/ Another time, I awoke to a dead vole dangling in my face, courtesy of Frank. He couldn't understand why I wasn't happy to get breakfast in bed. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >>>>ROFL! Nikki usually brings her little piggy into bed in the middle of >>>>the night, meowling loudly. But only the piggy, no other stuffed toys. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >Another time, I awoke to a dead vole dangling in my face, courtesy of >Frank. He couldn't understand why I wasn't happy to get breakfast in bed. Aww, it's really so sweet. A friend of mine scoffed and said "That's what they WANT you to think." ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Margaret Fine <mefine@mindspring.com> had some very interesting things to say about Who did you sleep with last night? :-): >Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many >companions with me in bed. Besides my husband there was the dog, the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >night but wonder how the calculator got there?? One of those mysteries >that will never be solved, I'm sure! As far as I know, I was only sharing the bed with DH and his snoring. :-) Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL Dylan, La Nocturne, a side order of bitties, a sock soaked in Vicks, six pillows, and a five foot long plush truck. --Fil > Dylan, La Nocturne, a side order of bitties, a sock soaked in Vicks, > six pillows, and a five foot long plush truck. Wait a minute... someone is missing from this picture... where's Smokey??? Joyce >Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many >companions with me in bed. Besides my husband there was the dog, the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >night but wonder how the calculator got there?? One of those mysteries >that will never be solved, I'm sure! Holy crap, your cat really likes a "family" atmosphere. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many >companions with me in bed. When I first read your post I thought, hey, someone just like me, though the penguin did seem odd. Last night I slept with my husband, two cats on the bed, a skunk under the bed. A squirrel joined is in the morning barking for food as I forgot to leave her food by the cat door. No one was stuffed though my husband did overeat last night. > >Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many > >companions with me in bed. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I forgot to leave her food by the cat door. No one was stuffed though my > husband did overeat last night. LOL! Yes, you do lead an interesting life. So Patchy and Mimi get along enough to sleep on the bed with you now? >LOL! Yes, you do lead an interesting life. So Patchy and Mimi get along >enough to sleep on the bed with you now? Yes, but every once in a while Patchy pees on my pillow just to remind me that he is the king. The skunk likes to empty the trash can in the bedroom and drag the contents under the bed to sleep on. >>Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many >>companions with me in bed. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I forgot to leave her food by the cat door. No one was stuffed though my > husband did overeat last night. The penguin I can handle. It is the kangaroo that freaks me out. All of the other toys are usually laying on their backs but the kangaroo is always standing up and looking right at me with his beady little eyes. :-) SignatureMargaret Fine mefine@mindspring.com >>>Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many >>>companions with me in bed. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >always standing up and looking right at me with his beady little eyes. > :-) Ah, one of those Mothership kangaroos. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > The penguin I can handle. It is the kangaroo that freaks me out. All > of the other toys are usually laying on their backs but the kangaroo is > always standing up and looking right at me with his beady little eyes. > :-) Oh, Nikki's piggy is scary that way, too. She leaves it around the house, always standing on its feet, but when she brings it into bed, it always lies on its back. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki mmmaryinla@aol.comspam (Mary) had some very interesting things to say about Re: Who did you sleep with last night? :-): >>Upon awakening this morning I noticed that I seemed to have many >>companions with me in bed. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >I forgot to leave her food by the cat door. No one was stuffed though my >husband did overeat last night. A skunk and a squirrel? I think I need to hear more about this. :-) Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL >A skunk and a squirrel? I think I need to hear more about this. :-) I rehabilitate wildlife for release back to the wild. The skunk is unreleasable as he's a midget with constant boogers. Here he is with my cat Patchy http://www.animaladvocates.us/images/areyoumymommy.jpg He runs free in the house. The squirrel has no teeth so she lives in a nestbox I built in the backyard. She comes in through the cat door if I forget to leave her food out for her. Everyone gets along but every once in a while Patchy has to spank someone or wave a sharp paw over their head and hiss. > I rehabilitate wildlife for release back to the wild. The skunk is unreleasable > as he's a midget with constant boogers. Here he is with my cat Patchy > http://www.animaladvocates.us/images/areyoumymommy.jpg He runs free in the Awww... what a cutie! Did you have the skunk des-scented (or whatever the euphemism is)...??? If not, how do you cope with the smell? SignatureVictor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >Awww... what a cutie! Did you have the skunk des-scented (or whatever >the euphemism is)...??? If not, how do you cope with the smell? He's not descented yet as he's too ill for the operation. He is a midget with CRF and can't breath too well. He's never sprayed. They will only spray if they feel their life is threatened. http://www.animaladvocates.us/images/patchynbooger.jpg mmmaryinla@aol.comspam (Mary) had some very interesting things to say about Re: Who did you sleep with last night? :-): >>A skunk and a squirrel? I think I need to hear more about this. :-) >I rehabilitate wildlife for release back to the wild. The skunk is unreleasable [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >for her. Everyone gets along but every once in a while Patchy has to spank >someone or wave a sharp paw over their head and hiss. I hope the skunk is descented :-). I once met a very friendly skunk in a petting zoo, and squirrels are all over the place here in Sacramento [had a rather interesting conversation with one out in front of my building one day]. Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL >>A skunk and a squirrel? I think I need to hear more about this. :-) > >I rehabilitate wildlife for release back to the wild. The skunk is unreleasable >as he's a midget with constant boogers. Wow! Midget Skunk Boogers! Sounds like something you could market to little kids. ;) > Here he is with my cat Patchy >http://www.animaladvocates.us/images/areyoumymommy.jpg That's amazing! They do look related. ;) The skunk looks like a toy! Does he have a name? Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >That's amazing! They do look related. ;) >The skunk looks like a toy! Does he have a name? His name is Booger. http://www.animaladvocates.us/images/patchynbooger.jpg I need to figure out a better name for him. I never name the wild animals that come in as I don't want to get attached. I end up calling them by their ailment, "head injury boy" "girl with no ears" "paralyzed lady," hence his name "boogers" because he's full of boogers all the time. >> That's amazing! They do look related. ;) >> The skunk looks like a toy! Does he have a name? [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > name > "boogers" because he's full of boogers all the time. Call him minipatch. > >That's amazing! They do look related. ;) >>The skunk looks like a toy! Does he have a name? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > name > "boogers" because he's full of boogers all the time. Oh, my word. Poor Booger. It seems like he's staying with you, so another name should be high on the agenda. At least you could call him Tiny or Titch, Tiddler or something small like that. We don't call them boogers here in UK. It's bogies. Ugh. (my niece, Charlotte, then aged two, holding out her finger. "Look at this lovely big bogie, Auntie Tina.") What to say? Nice? No. She obviously wanted me to admire it. Tweed >>That's amazing! They do look related. ;) >>The skunk looks like a toy! Does he have a name? > >His name is Booger. >http://www.animaladvocates.us/images/patchynbooger.jpg <scream> You know, if those hind legs were closer together, you could mistake that for the back end of a longhaired cat. Patchy looks like the power structure is getting a bit shook up. ;) >I need to figure out a better name for him. Aw well, I stuck with Stinky. ;) >I never name the wild animals that >come in as I don't want to get attached. I end up calling them by their >ailment, "head injury boy" "girl with no ears" "paralyzed lady," hence his name >"boogers" because he's full of boogers all the time. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Here he is with my cat Patchy > http://www.animaladvocates.us/images/areyoumymommy.jpg I remember that picture! The skunk looks like a mini Patchy! Joyce Last night I slept with Tom, Basho, Luna, Fez, and Rufous. At least those were in bed when I got up to go to the bathroom at 4am. :) SignatureVictor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >Last night I slept with Tom, Basho, Luna, Fez, and Rufous. At least >those were in bed when I got up to go to the bathroom at 4am. :) You didn't have a roll-call? :P Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Last night I slept with Tom, Basho, Luna, Fez, and Rufous. At least > those were in bed when I got up to go to the bathroom at 4am. :) OK, here is a question for you since I think you have the most cats of anyone I know. How many cats equal a 3 dog night? :-) SignatureMargaret Fine mefine@mindspring.com > OK, here is a question for you since I think you have the most cats of > anyone I know. How many cats equal a 3 dog night? :-) Hmmm... that's a tough one since I've never slept with a d*g. Last night it was in the low 40's and we had Basho, Issa, Luna, Fez, and Rufous in bed, so it was a 5 cat night. SignatureVictor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com SNIP I'll admit that > the socks were mine that I must have taken off in the middle of the > night but wonder how the calculator got there?? One of those mysteries > that will never be solved, I'm sure! > -- > Margaret Fine > mefine@mindspring.com LOL!! It sounds like an attack of ..... THE KITTY ACCOUNTANT!!!! Melissa >SNIP I'll admit that >> the socks were mine that I must have taken off in the middle of the [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >Melissa BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Make sure you get all the deductions that are coming to you. :P Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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