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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 15:32 GMT
Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic
of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized,
chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean?

Yours in puzzlement, helen s

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Margaret Fine - 03 Dec 2004 15:55 GMT
> Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic
> of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized,
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>
> --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--

Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!"

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TBird - 03 Dec 2004 16:38 GMT
> > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic
> > of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized,
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!"

ROTFLMTO
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 16:58 GMT
>Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!"

:-D

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 04 Dec 2004 00:28 GMT
>> Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings
>> of the logic of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what
>> finding clean, cat-bite-sized, chunks of loo roll in Waffles's
>> food dish could mean?
>
> Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!"

Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at all!

Thanks,
Joyce
Bridget - 04 Dec 2004 20:19 GMT
>  > dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:
>
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>
> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at all!

Well, if you eat the toilet paper, it will come out the hole doing its
job saving you a step.

Bridget - who isn't going to start eating toilet paper anytime soon.

> Thanks,
> Joyce
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 04 Dec 2004 22:13 GMT
>> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at all!

> Well, if you eat the toilet paper, it will come out the hole doing its
> job saving you a step.

Oh god - I never would have figured that one out! LOL.

Thanks,
Joyce
Howard Berkowitz - 05 Dec 2004 00:16 GMT
>  >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at
>  >> all!
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>
> Oh god - I never would have figured that one out! LOL.

Man does not buy beer. Man leases it.
Christina Websell - 05 Dec 2004 00:28 GMT
>>  >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at
>>  >> all!
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>>
> Man does not buy beer. Man leases it.

Now you are going to have to explain that to *me*

Tweed
Howard Berkowitz - 05 Dec 2004 02:18 GMT
> >>  >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at
> >>  >> all!
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>
> Tweed

Consider, once beer is ingested, how long it stays with you!
Christina Websell - 05 Dec 2004 02:24 GMT
>> >>  >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at
>> >>  >> all!
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>>
> Consider, once beer is ingested, how long it stays with you!

Oh, yes.  Umm.  Never thought of that, not being a beer drinker.
Thanks for explaining.

Tweed
John F. Eldredge - 05 Dec 2004 21:31 GMT
>>> >>  >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get
>>> >> this at
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>Oh, yes.  Umm.  Never thought of that, not being a beer drinker.
>Thanks for explaining.

It also looks much the same before and after.

Back in the 1940's, my father was in a train station, and noticed a
man asleep on a nearby bench, with a partially-full beer bottle on
the ground next to him.  Another man, walking by, picked up the beer
bottle and carried it away.  He brought back the now-full bottle a
couple of minutes later, and set it down next to the sleeping man.
The sleeper probably had a rude surprise when he woke up and took
another drink of his beer.

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 Dec 2004 22:16 GMT
> Back in the 1940's, my father was in a train station, and noticed a
> man asleep on a nearby bench, with a partially-full beer bottle on
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> The sleeper probably had a rude surprise when he woke up and took
> another drink of his beer.

Ewwww!! Now that was a *mean* practical joke.

Joyce
Christina Websell - 06 Dec 2004 00:07 GMT
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> The sleeper probably had a rude surprise when he woke up and took
> another drink of his beer.

EEEEK.  That's a nasty thing to do.

Tweed
TBird - 03 Dec 2004 16:37 GMT
> Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic
> of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized,
> chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean?
>
> Yours in puzzlement, helen s

HA.

She's keeping you on your toes?

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martinjeffreys - 03 Dec 2004 16:56 GMT
> Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic
> of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized,
> chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean?
>
> Yours in puzzlement, helen s

Serviettes?
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 16:59 GMT
>Serviettes?

A distinct possibility. She is a highly refined ladycat. Except when Frank is
leading her astray ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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Marina - 03 Dec 2004 17:07 GMT
> Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic
> of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized,
> chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean?

LOL! A comment on the quality of the food? The level of service?

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 17:00 GMT
>LOL! A comment on the quality of the food? The level of service?

I'm not sure I like that one ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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Singh - 04 Dec 2004 16:07 GMT
> > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic
> > of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized,
> > chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean?
>
> LOL! A comment on the quality of the food? The level of service?

If this happened after Waffles' stay at the Garage Hilton, perhaps she's saying that
someone's on her $#!+ list?

Blessed be,
Baha

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Adrian - 04 Dec 2004 10:41 GMT
> Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of
> the logic of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding
> clean, cat-bite-sized, chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish
> could mean?
>
> Yours in puzzlement, helen s

I've no idea. If you ever find the reason, please let us know. :-)
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Sheenah - 05 Dec 2004 00:45 GMT
> > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of
> > the logic of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding
> > clean, cat-bite-sized, chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish
> > could mean?
> >
> > Yours in puzzlement, helen s

A comment on the meal she just ate ?

Sheenah
 
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