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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 15:32 GMT Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized, chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean?
Yours in puzzlement, helen s
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Margaret Fine - 03 Dec 2004 15:55 GMT > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic > of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized, [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!"
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TBird - 03 Dec 2004 16:38 GMT > > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic > > of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized, [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!" ROTFLMTO
> mefine@mindspring.com dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 16:58 GMT >Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!"
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 04 Dec 2004 00:28 GMT >> Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings >> of the logic of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what >> finding clean, cat-bite-sized, chunks of loo roll in Waffles's >> food dish could mean? > > Well, if my dad were here he'd smile and say "efficiency!" Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at all!
Thanks, Joyce
Bridget - 04 Dec 2004 20:19 GMT > > dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at all! Well, if you eat the toilet paper, it will come out the hole doing its job saving you a step.
Bridget - who isn't going to start eating toilet paper anytime soon.
> Thanks, > Joyce jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 04 Dec 2004 22:13 GMT >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at all!
> Well, if you eat the toilet paper, it will come out the hole doing its > job saving you a step. Oh god - I never would have figured that one out! LOL.
Thanks, Joyce
Howard Berkowitz - 05 Dec 2004 00:16 GMT > >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at > >> all! [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Oh god - I never would have figured that one out! LOL. Man does not buy beer. Man leases it.
Christina Websell - 05 Dec 2004 00:28 GMT >> >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at >> >> all! [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> > Man does not buy beer. Man leases it. Now you are going to have to explain that to *me*
Tweed
Howard Berkowitz - 05 Dec 2004 02:18 GMT > >> >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at > >> >> all! [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Tweed Consider, once beer is ingested, how long it stays with you!
Christina Websell - 05 Dec 2004 02:24 GMT >> >> >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get this at >> >> >> all! [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >> > Consider, once beer is ingested, how long it stays with you! Oh, yes. Umm. Never thought of that, not being a beer drinker. Thanks for explaining.
Tweed
John F. Eldredge - 05 Dec 2004 21:31 GMT >>> >> >> Please enlighten the humor-challenged here... I do not get >>> >> this at [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] >Oh, yes. Umm. Never thought of that, not being a beer drinker. >Thanks for explaining. It also looks much the same before and after.
Back in the 1940's, my father was in a train station, and noticed a man asleep on a nearby bench, with a partially-full beer bottle on the ground next to him. Another man, walking by, picked up the beer bottle and carried it away. He brought back the now-full bottle a couple of minutes later, and set it down next to the sleeping man. The sleeper probably had a rude surprise when he woke up and took another drink of his beer.
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 Dec 2004 22:16 GMT > Back in the 1940's, my father was in a train station, and noticed a > man asleep on a nearby bench, with a partially-full beer bottle on [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > The sleeper probably had a rude surprise when he woke up and took > another drink of his beer. Ewwww!! Now that was a *mean* practical joke.
Joyce
Christina Websell - 06 Dec 2004 00:07 GMT > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > The sleeper probably had a rude surprise when he woke up and took > another drink of his beer. EEEEK. That's a nasty thing to do.
Tweed
TBird - 03 Dec 2004 16:37 GMT > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic > of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized, > chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean? > > Yours in puzzlement, helen s HA.
She's keeping you on your toes?
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 16:59 GMT >Serviettes? A distinct possibility. She is a highly refined ladycat. Except when Frank is leading her astray ;-)
Cheers, helen s
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Marina - 03 Dec 2004 17:07 GMT > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic > of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized, > chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean? LOL! A comment on the quality of the food? The level of service?
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 03 Dec 2004 17:00 GMT >LOL! A comment on the quality of the food? The level of service? I'm not sure I like that one ;-)
Cheers, helen s
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Singh - 04 Dec 2004 16:07 GMT > > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of the logic > > of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding clean, cat-bite-sized, > > chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish could mean? > > LOL! A comment on the quality of the food? The level of service? If this happened after Waffles' stay at the Garage Hilton, perhaps she's saying that someone's on her $#!+ list?
Blessed be, Baha
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Sheenah - 05 Dec 2004 00:45 GMT > > Far be it for me to attempt to understand the innermost workings of > > the logic of the feline brain, but can anyone tell me what finding > > clean, cat-bite-sized, chunks of loo roll in Waffles's food dish > > could mean? > > > > Yours in puzzlement, helen s A comment on the meal she just ate ?
Sheenah
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