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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / May 2008The Updated Official Crew List for The Mouser
The Feline Crew of The Mouser Pirate Ship of the New World Order Cap'n Pine Cone commanding Legal and Diplomatic Services HRFL Tiger (Wales) Department Chaircat, Furreign Secretary and Diplocat Lady Pandora (Wales) HRFL Tiger's Assistant Lacy (USA) Dolphin translation and intermediary Medical Services Kitty Schottland Department Chaircat Mischief Engineering and maintenance Scotty (Department Chaircat) Pickles Meow Meow Marines and Shore Patrol Major Sam (commanding) Lieutenant Mistletoe Lieutenant Spock First Sergeant Huey Sergeant LilyWhiskers Sergeant Dante Corporal Qui Gun Kit Corporal Ranger Greykitten Corporal Imp Corporal Cousin Rosco PFC Jake PFC Fez PFC Rufous Suki Sonya Miss Calico Girl O.T. Mahoney Jubilee Orange Stripey thing Brown Stripey thing Various strays who have joined the crew Lilith Kitten Mahoney (ground specialist) Molly (climbing specialist and instruction) Mayhem (terrorism specialist and instruction) Robbie (senior cat and ninja instruction) Ships Crew Barnabus (1st Mate) Miranda (watch) Caliban (watch and pilot, Finish Islands) Hobbes (late night watch) QC (watch) Lily (USA) (watch) Merlin (watch) Willow (watch) Persia (Ships chef) Weebles (assistant chef) Mimi (ships stores) Boyfriend (asst ships stores) Senior Cats Robbie Stinky Cabin Kits Tanada (cat in charge) Samwise (assistant kit sitter) Errol (Cap'ns cabin kit) Sherbet (kitchen cabin kit) Sorbet (kitchen cabin kit) Stripes (Infirmary cabin kit) Kittay (Infirmary cabin kit) Muffin (Quartermaster cabin kit) AWOL (Marine cabin kit) Pixie (Senior cat cabin kit) Randy (Senior cat cabin kit) Justine (Senior cat cabin kit) ****Note that Samwise is listed in his proper position as Assistant kit sitter, the engineering and mantenance department has been included, and several cats have been added to the list**** 'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone, but I am Cousin Rosco's recently adopted sister, Miss Tina Marie. I am a Maine Coon cross, and I've joined the Maine Coon Patrol (off-list). I'd like to offer my services in the security department. Sincerely, Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008 > The Feline Crew of The Mouser > [quoted text clipped - 137 lines] > sitter, the engineering and mantenance department has been included, and > several cats have been added to the list**** > 'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone, but I am Cousin Rosco's recently adopted > sister, Miss Tina Marie. I am a Maine Coon cross, and I've joined the [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Miss Tina Marie > Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008 Sorry Tina Marie, but you're still young enough to go in with the cabin kits. We'll assign you to work with the marines and other security though. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. re-writing that list again. > > 'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone, but I am Cousin Rosco's recently adopted > > sister, Miss Tina Marie. I am a Maine Coon cross, and I've joined the [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Cap'n Pine Cone esq. re-writing that list again. Sorry, Cap'n. I forgot to say that I'm three years old already. I adopted Becky and Joe, Rosco's humans, as an adult cat. I only joined the Maine Coon Patrol this year. Respectfully meowed, Miss Tina Marie, Age 3 Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008 Sorry, Cap'n. I forgot to say that I'm three years old already. I adopted Becky and Joe, Rosco's humans, as an adult cat. I only joined the Maine Coon Patrol this year. Respectfully meowed, Miss Tina Marie, Age 3 Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008 ============================ OK, you're off the hook and into the hoolikittens class of 2005 cabin. I'll list you as a marine. Please try not to let the other hoolikittens in your cabin be bad influences on you. If you can't sleep for the partying, we'll move you elsewhere. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. > Sorry, Cap'n. I forgot to say that I'm three years old already. I > adopted Becky and Joe, Rosco's humans, as an adult cat. I only joined [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Cap'n Pine Cone esq. Yes sir, Cap'n Pine Cone. I'm a very strong-willed cat. Miss Tina Marie Mayhem: Dear Capn, Just for clarification, is the Mayhem listed on the roster, ME? Because I thought there was another Mayhem on the crew. Just checking.. Oh and btw, Mischief is a little miffed that Imp was made a Corporal yet SHE doesn't a have a title. She gets rather pompous like that, so maybe we ought to make up something or else she'll have her tail in a twist the whole voyage. Personally I think something like Thermometer would work, cause she's always a pain in my.....OWWWW!!!!! Mischief: Get away from that computer, Mayhem!!! I'm NOT mad, and I'm NOT upset. I'll have you know that I have a VERY important job on the Mouser.... Imp: But I thought they said 'Queen B*itch' wasn't a title... Mischief: WHO SAID THAT?? WHO CALLED ME THAT?? Imp: AHHHHHHDONTHITMEIDONTKNOWI'MJUSTACORPORAL!!!!!! *hides* Mayhem: Begging your pardon, Cap'n. Apparently Mischief has forgotten her manners. Please excuse me while I have a little 'chat' with her.... Mischief: Come down from that desk and say that to my face, you ball of fluff! *Growling and hissing ensues* -- Fire Krys, The Woman Warrior http://people.tribe.net/firekrys > Mayhem: Dear Capn, Just for clarification, is the Mayhem listed on > the roster, ME? Because I thought there was another Mayhem on the [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > NOT upset. I'll have you know that I have a VERY important job on the > Mouser.... Yes, you're the Mayhem I was listing. Mischief is assistant medic and doesn't need a title. And I thought it got nuts with nine in the clowder. Cap'n Pine Cone > > Mayhem: Dear Capn, Just for clarification, is the Mayhem listed on > > the roster, ME? Because I thought there was another Mayhem on the [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Cap'n Pine Cone Ahhhh, ASSISTANT Medic.....Excellent...I am honored, thank you... Mischief ************* Thanks from me too, now maybe it will get her to shut up.....*ducks as food dish flies over head* Erm, get back to you in a second... Mayhem *Goes off to look for something to throw* ***Hoomin note** yeah those two in this household, tolerate each other, but every now and then one of them likes to sneak up on the other and smack her across the rump and then go running off. They occasionally like to fight for alpha cat status, usually on the bed at 4 am... got to add to this Limo transportation needs Ka'shay engineering since extra toes to grab and hold things Phantom - solid black cat- Security infiltration unit Rumble communications > The Feline Crew of The Mouser > [quoted text clipped - 137 lines] > sitter, the engineering and mantenance department has been included, and > several cats have been added to the list**** Lieutenant Spock reporting for Duty Cap'n! I got the lardy one to clean and press my uniform and stitch on my Lieutenant's bars onto my Dress Uniform. Weeeeeee - running away from the Crawling Monster and that tart Persephone who panders to her whims. Give me honest kittens to discipline any day! Hoomins are just too much Hard Work (although I'm sure the Fat Wench and other slaves are exceptions to this rule since they've been broken in by the Cap'n and Tanada). Spock, slinging his hammock on the good ship Mouser Lily (USA) would like to thank you for including her in this year's crew. And she promises to do her WATCHing job really well (while she's awake). Lily & her mama  SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time. > The Feline Crew of The Mouser > [quoted text clipped - 137 lines] > sitter, the engineering and mantenance department has been included, and > several cats have been added to the list**** |
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