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Tanada Tells a Tail (long)

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tanadashoes - 23 May 2008 22:15 GMT
Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All of
the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
Tanada, please," mewed the kitten called Stripes by the other cats on the
ship.  Every year a lot of kittens without humans shipped aboard The Mouser.
"Please, please," the other kittens in the cabin mewed as well.

"Ok, come sit in a circle around me," Tanada.  "First of all, why do we sit
in a circle of some sort when we are gathered?  Yes Errol?"

"We sit in a circle so that we can keep watch in all directions.  It is also
why we have the pregnant queens and kittens in the center of our defensive
formations," Errol purred.  "Cap'n Pine Cone told me."

"Right, by being in a circle we have some one looking in every direction,"
Tanada acknowledged Errol's correct answer with a lick between his ears.
"Who is the most dangerous predator we have to fear?"  She asked as she
looked at the ten kittens gathered around her.  Cries of  "Dogs, other cats,
bears, cars, and snakes," were offered by nine of the eager kits.  Except
for one small scared little orange and white tom crouched on the outskirts
of the circle.  His whiskers drooped in a woeful and pathetic face.  His
green eyes were sad and his fur was ragged and slightly matted in spite of
the humans' best efforts to get the snarled fur off of him.

"Humans," he murmured.  "Only humans would be that evil."

"I'm afraid you're right, Sherbet."  Tanada looked sadly at him.  "My story
is about how humans came to be both the saviors and bane of feline kind.
Can you stay to listen?  It may help you in the future."

"I'll try, Miss Tanada.  It won't be easy though," Sherbet whispered to her.
The entire cabin had become so quiet that all of the kittens had  heard his
answer.

"Very well.  Listen to me kits, as I tell a tail of your ancestors.

"Once all cats and kits were wild, living on what prey they could catch and
digging their dens out of the ground in the manner of foxes, badgers, and
other wild predators.  Their life was hard and cruel and many cats never
made it through the cold times.  While cats were predators, they were also
prey, being considered delicious by foxes, wolves, larger cats, and other
predators.  Wild d-things were especially vicious and willing to live on a
diet of felines.  Our lives were filled with terror as we lived from paw to
mouth with many of our members becoming dog food.

"Then dogs began to disappear from the forest.  Our sages chanted to Bast
and asked the elders to tell them what was happening.  There was no answer
at first.  Then, one day, a little orange and white kitten saw something
from the shelter of a tree branch where he was hiding from a dog pack.  He
waited until he was safe and hurried back to his clowder, shivering and
shaking in fear.

"The older cats purred and licked his fur until he was calm enough to tell
his story.

"It was terrible, he yowled.  I was hiding on the branches of an acacia tree
while the d-things circled around underneath howling and barking at me.  I
had dug in and was laughing at the d-things when a monster came running over
to the pack and grabbed one.  It shouted something at it and the d-thing
backed away from the tree.  It grabbed the d-thing by a vine around it's
neck and pulled it away.  The d-thing complained and tried to join the other
d-things at the tree, but the monster wouldn't let it.  It lead it away and
the other d-things followed them.  I waited and tried to become part of the
branch, but I couldn't.  The monster came back and tried to talk to me.  I
cowered and it finally went away.

"It smelled like grain and mice and good things to eat, and I really wanted
to go with it, but I knew that I had to come back and tell you about it.  I
am sorry, the kit mewed sadly.

"The clowder decided to have a paw of their best hunters track the monsters
from the tree that the kit had hidden in and see where they were and what
had happened to the d-things.  The five hunters were gone for almost a
moon's worth of time.  When they came back they told stories about the
monsters and how they lived.  The monsters wore different colored not-fur,
kept d-things as hunting and herding companions, and had places with lots of
grain.  Many mice and rats lived in the grain and the monsters were dismayed
by the destruction caused by the rodents.  Some of the d-things would hunt
for the rodents, but the rodents were very good at hiding from the d-things.

"The clowders sent members to talk to each other about the monsters.  They
discussed the meaning of the monsters for a long time before deciding to
keep an eye on the monsters and how they treated the d-things.  Each clowder
kept two hunters watching the monsters, humans the monsters called
themselves, and learned more and more about them and the ways that they
lived.  Many of the things the humans did were very cat like.  They cared
for their young and liked to keep warm and fed.  Some of the things the
humans did were strange and scary to the clowder.  They used what they
called weapons to kill prey instead of their claws and teeth.  Humans wore
not-fur and used water to keep themselves clean (and not very often at that)
rather than their paws and tongue.  Some of the things humans did were
incomprehensible to the cats and caused much debate within the clowders.

"Then came the cold and starving time.  The clowder huddled together to keep
warm in the snow.  The dens were warm, but stuffy and sometimes cats would
die from the air going bad.  Cave-ins happened on occasion, burying cats
alive.  The clowder suffered.

"One day, the orange and white kitten, who'd grown up into one of the
clowder's best hunters, decided to range farther than usual in search of
prey for the clowder to eat.  When he came close to the humans den he
smelled the scents of many rodents and knew there was enough food there to
keep his clowder fed through the cold times.  As he crouched in the rocks
trying to think of the best way to get some of that mouth watering prey back
to his clowder, a darkness went over him and he found himself covered by
not-fur.  He clawed at the not-fur and fought for his life.  Something hit
his head and he didn't remember anything more.

"When the orange and white cat came too, he found himself in a place made of
sticks tied together with strips made out of fur.  He tried to get out of
the place, but the strips were hard and dug into the sticks so that the cat
couldn't bite or claw through them.  The noise he made attracted the
attention of the humans who came over to see what he was doing.  In his
anger and fear he sprayed the sticks behind him, which caused the humans to
wrinkle their noses.  One of the humans yelled at him and the other human
made the first human stop.  Later, the first human came over, took him out
of the stick place and was going to hit him with a rock, but again the other
human stopped him.  The first human left the human place, so the orange and
white cat was left with the other  human, who touched him gently and fed him
part of the meat the other humans in the human place gave her.

"After a while, the orange and white cat felt comfortable with the human and
she let him out of the cage (as she called it) more and more.  The cat was
smart and bided his time.  After a moon or two, he escaped and went back to
his clowder with an amazing tail and as much prey as he could carry at one
time.  It was the height of the starving time and the clowder was happy to
see their friend again, even though he smelled wrong.  The prey he'd brought
was the most the clowder had seen in a long time.

"The orange and white cat told the clowder all about the human place he'd
lived in and how there was enough prey to feed the clowder through the
starving time and beyond.  He urged the clowder to stay with the humans in
order to survive.  The clowder gathered in debate for several days, but
couldn't agree on a course of action.  Frustrated, the orange and white cat
left and went back to the human place.  A few days later, other cats, most
of them pregnant queens, joined him.  Most of the queens were tired of not
being able to feed their kits after the harsh winters.  "Too many of my kits
have died," several queens moaned when asked by the toms why they'd left.
Some of the toms joined the queens, but not all of them.  Not all of the
queens had joined either.  Those who remained in their clowder valued their
freedom too much to give up to the humans.

"Not all the humans welcomed the cats to their dwellings.  Most understood
how important the clowder was to keeping their food free of mice, rats, and
other vermin.  Others did not.  Unlike d-things, humans tended (and still
do) to have extreme opinions about cats.  They either loved or hated them.
The cats were not stupid and tended to stay away from the bad humans, but
not all were safe from them.  Some humans would kill any cats they found,
and some humans would watch and let them.  Other humans would protect the
clowder as much as possible and we would revere them for the way they cared
for us.  It never took us away from our independence though.  We chose which
humans we loved and who we wanted to stay with.  And so it is today."

Tanada finished her story with a lick to her paw and listened as the kits
commented on her tail.  Sherbet shyly came up to her and asked if she
thought that any humans would want him some day.

"Sherbet, my clowder mates and I are all rescued from somewhere.  Some day,
you may meet a human who will be just the human that you want and will want
you.  Let us help you and you will see," Tanada said gently.  "We love you
and want you to have a home with the best humans possible."

She tucked Sherbet gently between her paws as she lay down with the kittens
to nap.  A tear ran down her fur to drop beside her on the deck of the
cabin.

Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
Pam S.
Granby - 23 May 2008 22:42 GMT
Excellent Pam, really.
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All
> of the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
[quoted text clipped - 167 lines]
> Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
> Pam S.
tanadashoes - 24 May 2008 00:26 GMT
Mew, Thankx.

Tanada

> Excellent Pam, really.
>> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All
[quoted text clipped - 171 lines]
>> Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
>> Pam S.
Will in New Haven - 24 May 2008 01:01 GMT
<Snipped a beautiful story>
> Pam S.

That was really, really wonderful.

--
Will in New Haven
"Never try to outstubborn a cat." - Robert Heinlein
"I am not stubborn, Mr. Heinlein, I am just in charge." - Feather
Takayuki - 24 May 2008 02:35 GMT
>Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All of
>the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>"Ok, come sit in a circle around me," Tanada.  "First of all, why do we sit
>in a circle of some sort when we are gathered?  Yes Errol?"

Tanada is as good a storyteller as Dandelion in Watership Down!
tanadashoes - 24 May 2008 17:04 GMT
>>Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All
>>of
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Tanada is as good a storyteller as Dandelion in Watership Down!

Tankx yew, Tak.  My meowmie worked hard to get my purrs down right.

Tanada
Mischief - 24 May 2008 05:49 GMT
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All of
> the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
[quoted text clipped - 162 lines]
>
> read more »

Wow.....excellent story...

Kristi
MatSav - 24 May 2008 07:35 GMT
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on
> them.  All of the kittens were restless and mewling their
> boredom.  "Tell us a story, Tanada, please," mewed the kitten
> called Stripes by the other cats on the ship...

<snip the story>

It's very much like a "Just So" story as written by Rudyard
Kipling. I'm sure Pam could write a whole book. I'd buy it!

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MatSav

Granby - 24 May 2008 12:03 GMT
Put me second on that  "I would buy it" book list.

>> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All
>> of the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> It's very much like a "Just So" story as written by Rudyard Kipling. I'm
> sure Pam could write a whole book. I'd buy it!
tanadashoes - 24 May 2008 17:06 GMT
>> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All
>> of the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> It's very much like a "Just So" story as written by Rudyard Kipling. I'm
> sure Pam could write a whole book. I'd buy it!

Mat, I'd love to, however I'm too lazy and easily distracted to get a book
written in anything less than thirty years.

Pam S. who hates this short coming, but recognizes it
Stormmee - 24 May 2008 11:28 GMT
*teleporter twinkles quietly*

Tiger emerges in from of the sleeping cat and kitten... little orange one,
every cat in my house was rescued in one way or another, some more dramatic
some less, there is a human who will love and revere you.  Tiger leaves a
toy mouse and a bit of nip for the older cat...
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All of
> the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
[quoted text clipped - 163 lines]
> Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
> Pam S.
tanadashoes - 24 May 2008 17:09 GMT
> *teleporter twinkles quietly*
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> some less, there is a human who will love and revere you.  Tiger leaves a
> toy mouse and a bit of nip for the older cat...

That's why Tanada was acting so "wiggy" this morning.  She found a stash
beside her when she woke up.

Pam S. who is still rescuing gravity experiments from the cat
Sam - 26 May 2008 00:08 GMT
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All of
> the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
[quoted text clipped - 163 lines]
> Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
> Pam S.

Another wonderful example of Pam's writing at her best.  Has anybody
seen my Kleenex?

Sam, supervised by Mistletoe
Kyla `=^. .^=` - 31 May 2008 21:48 GMT
Wonderful writing Pam
Hug
Kyla
--wiping tears from eyes

>> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All
>> of the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a
[quoted text clipped - 170 lines]
>> Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
>> Pam S.
Will in New Haven - 26 May 2008 01:23 GMT
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All of
> the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
> Tanada, please," mewed the kitten called Stripes by the other cats on the
> ship.  Every year a lot of kittens without humans shipped aboard The Mouser.
> "Please, please," the other kittens in the cabin mewed as well.

<snipped wunnerful storee>

Uncl Bill typebited a wink on r nosegroop so we kitteez cud reed it.
As Iyam da mos literat in hoomin langwaje, I wuz askt to fangyoo.

--
--
Maggy May
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark
night, and the road
downhill all the way to your door. - Irish blessing
CatNipped - 27 May 2008 15:13 GMT
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All
> of the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
[quoted text clipped - 167 lines]
> Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
> Pam S.

What a great story told really well!  Thanks, Pam!!

Hugs,

CatNipped
polonca12000 - 27 May 2008 22:05 GMT
> Two nights ago, Tanada stopped in the kitten cabin to check on them.  All of
> the kittens were restless and mewling their boredom.  "Tell us a story,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> "Ok, come sit in a circle around me," Tanada.  "First of all, why do we sit
> in a circle of some sort when we are gathered?  Yes Errol?"
<snip>
> Tanada finished her story with a lick to her paw and listened as the kits
> commented on her tail.  Sherbet shyly came up to her and asked if she
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Submitted on Tanada's behalf by.
> Pam S.

Great story!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek
 
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