Earlier today I made a p-nutbutter sandwich and then, a neighbor called and
said she needed something to eat, her Grandson went to the Doctor and hadn't
gotten home.  I grabbed some stuff, like a moron, left my sandwich on the
table.  I have to translate from meowchat about what happened next.

Hihi this is O T Mahoney and gramby made a sandwich of something called
p-nutbutter and then left it on the table while she went to a neighbors to
take some food.

Me and Willow kitty decided to get on the table and taste it.  Well, it fell
on the floor.  It came apart.  I stuck my own paw in it and it wouldn't let
go.  Dat, I mean that stuff got on my fur, in my very own whiskers and on
the chair and floor.  It did the same to Willow.  We got even with gramby
because when she got back home, we were sitting on the couch cleaning our
fur!!!