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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / November 2004The Scary Tree
Oh Gods it's that Scary Holiday again. The one where Mom an' Dad put up a TREE. Don't they UNDERSTAND? Trees come from OUTSIDE. There's no FOOD outside. Just coyotes, an' dirt, an' WEATHER. I HATE weather. There's wet weather an' cold weather an' really hot weather. Weather SUCKS. I'm staying on my couch where there's NO WEATHER an' keepin' an eye on that creepy tree, so it doesn't GET me and make me go live OUTSIDE again. Yule is the SCARIEST holiday EVER. --Smokey > Oh Gods it's that Scary Holiday again. The one where Mom an' Dad put > up a TREE. Don't they UNDERSTAND? Trees come from OUTSIDE. There's [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > --Smokey ((hugs)) Smokey. You are safe. You need never go in the scary Outside again. Repeat after me "I live inside, the outside is gone." Keep saying it until you feel much better and then go and do upside downy head on your slave's bed and have sweet dreams about mousies. Boyfriend Boyfriend > ((hugs)) Smokey. You are safe. You need never go in the scary Outside > again. Repeat after me "I live inside, the outside is gone." No it ain't. Every morning I watch it through the window, just to make sure it stays on ITS side of the glass. I like when it rains and I can go make faces at all the people I see cause they're outside and I'm not. I also make fun of cats I see outside. Cause it sucks to be them. I love watching strange cats through the glass. See ya, wouldn't wanna BE ya (ha ha ha) Keep saying > it until you feel much better and then go and do upside downy head on your > slave's bed Nocturne won't let me on the people bed. She's a b****. You know any cute girls that'd let me lick 'em? and have sweet dreams about mousies. Yuk. There is hardly any meat on those. I like dreams about when I stole the pizza slice off the counter. > Boyfriend *nuzzles for tryin'* Smokey :) Lynxie has taken to sleeping under the christmas tree. It's adorable. I'll have to get a picture next time I see him doing that. }:) -Z > Oh Gods it's that Scary Holiday again. The one where Mom an' Dad put > up a TREE. Don't they UNDERSTAND? Trees come from OUTSIDE. There's [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > --Smokey Zorin the Lynx <yakko@zorin.org> had some very interesting things to say about Re: The Scary Tree: >Lynxie has taken to sleeping under the christmas tree. It's adorable. >I'll have to get a picture next time I see him doing that. }:) I have some good pictures of Felix under our tree [past years]. I'll have to get DH to put them in our Web space.  Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL decepticoncommand@hotmail.com (Enfilade) had some very interesting things to say about The Scary Tree: >Oh Gods it's that Scary Holiday again. The one where Mom an' Dad put >up a TREE. Don't they UNDERSTAND? Trees come from OUTSIDE. There's [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >go live OUTSIDE again. >Yule is the SCARIEST holiday EVER. I've dealt with trees for several years. It really won't hurt you [it's either dead or plastic], and humans hang really neat toys on them [they call them "decorations", but they're really cat toys]. My Mom puts a really nice sparkly soft bed for me right under it, and gushes about how cute I am when I use that bed. Felix, trying to reassure Smokey Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL > Oh Gods it's that Scary Holiday again. The one where Mom an' Dad put > up a TREE. Don't they UNDERSTAND? Trees come from OUTSIDE. There's [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Yule is the SCARIEST holiday EVER. Poor Smokey. You can calm down, the tree will not make you go outside, no-one will. You're in your forever home now. You could even try climbing the tree for fun. >:o) SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> Oh Gods it's that Scary Holiday again. The one where Mom an' Dad put >> up a TREE. Don't they UNDERSTAND? Trees come from OUTSIDE. There's [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >> Yule is the SCARIEST holiday EVER. > Poor Smokey. You can calm down, the tree will not make you go outside, > no-one will. You're in your forever home now. You could even try > climbing the tree for fun. >:o) Or, just for fun, you can stick your tongue out at the tree and say, "Ha ha, I don't have to go outside" in a sing-song voice. :) Joyce >Oh Gods it's that Scary Holiday again. The one where Mom an' Dad put >up a TREE. Don't they UNDERSTAND? Trees come from OUTSIDE. There's [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Yule is the SCARIEST holiday EVER. Don't worry Smokey. Our hoomins do the tree thing around this time of year too. It brings with it the promise of all sorts of things: It seems that when the tree comes out we're coming up to what the hoomins call a holiday. This confuses us somewhat. Sometimes a holiday means that the hoomins stick us in our baskets, and then take us somewhere in the big growly monster and leave us there for a few days .... but we're always well looked after, and we get very spoiled when we come home. But sometimes holidays just means that the hoomins don't disappear in the morning and only come home late at night - they're there all day, which is nice. We've never had to go away for a tree holiday; the hoomins spend a lot of time at home. There seems to be lots of yummy food around for tree holidays too. We know there's prawns somewhere in the cold box, and there was talk of turkey. And most importantly, the hoomins always seem to spend a lot of time sitting down for tree holidays too. It's too wet for them to go and do stuff outside, so they spend a lot of time in front of that big grey thing in the lounge; the one that makes lots of noise and has changing pictures on it. Which means more lap time for us .... prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..... SignatureJasper and Carrie |
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