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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2004More Cat Haiku
Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow's taken. The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point, Contains no tuna. There's no dignity In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where. Seeking solitude I am locked in the closet. For once, I need you. Tiny can dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none. Your mouth is moving Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. Cats can't steal the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. So you call this thing Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." Big hairy spider. Why did you put it outside? Waste of a good snack. Many birds out there And me behind this window. Need a glass cutter. I don't mind being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? > My brain: walnut-sized. > Yours: largest among primates. > Yet, who leaves for work? LOL - this is the best one, saved for last! Joyce Love it! More please. Tweed > Am I in your way? > You seem to have it backwards: [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > Yours: largest among primates. > Yet, who leaves for work? What Tweed said! The Haiku naturally lends itself to encapsulating the soul of a cat. =o) Melissa (Back from a fun, but strenuous Thanksgiving weekend.) > Love it! More please. > Tweed [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > > Yours: largest among primates. > > Yet, who leaves for work? These are great!! Nice to see some new ones. Did you write them? > These are great!! Nice to see some new ones. Did you write them? No, I didn't write them. They were printed in the newsletter of a local cat shelter. No attributions, so I don't know the author(s). Dee Loved it! Thanks. Best wishes,  SignaturePolonca & Soncek > Am I in your way? > You seem to have it backwards: [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Is old, and more to the point, > Contains no tuna. <snip (snip) LMAO. ';) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Your mouth is moving > Up and down, emitting noise. > I've lost interest. I've decided this one would be good for many occassions. > Cats can't steal the breath > Of children. But if my tail's > Pulled again, I'll learn. This one is especially good. > So you call this thing > Your "cat carrier." I call > These my "blades of death." And I think this is my favorite :) *makes my gang give it a try* Smokey: I love the sofa almost as much as I love a full bowl of food. I hate the outdoors with a loathing that no words could ever express. Tyche: You do not live here so I hate you and wish you would die already. I love Mom, Smokey, Momdad, my stupid sister, Nox--and no one else. Kumani: Hoover my breakfast plus a spider and some crumbs-- must barf on the rug. I hate the vet who puts thermometers in spots I cannot mention. Nocturne: Who is in charge here? Human fools believe they are. But I know better. Get off my pillow you cretinous moron with an oversized head. --Fil's crew. > Get off my pillow > you cretinous moron with > an oversized head. <spew!!> That needed a BW!! :) (Though I should have known...) Joyce This is great, Fil. Hmm. Might have a go myself! Looks like fun. Tweed > *makes my gang give it a try* > [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > --Fil's crew. > Am I in your way? > You seem to have it backwards: > This pillow's taken. Dee, these are brilliant. Permission, please, to use them in our rescue group's (non - profit) newsletter. Jeanette >> Am I in your way? >> You seem to have it backwards: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Jeanette I'm not the owner so I have no permission to grant you ;-) But I copied them from a local shelter's newsletter (with no attributions) so I don't see why you couldn't publish them in your newsletter. Dee > >> Am I in your way? > >> You seem to have it backwards: [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Dee OK, I'll put them in with the note that they were given to me anonymously :D If anyone does know where they came from originally, I'll attribute, of course. Jeanette > Am I in your way? > You seem to have it backwards: [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > Yours: largest among primates. > Yet, who leaves for work? LOL! "blades of death" indeed :) SignatureElise (supervised by Gossamer & Jeeves) dragonandthistle at snet dot net pics: http://photos.yahoo.com/dragonandthistle@snet.net <snip> > Cats can't steal the breath > Of children. But if my tail's > Pulled again, I'll learn. <snip> That was great! Thanks. :-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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