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Matthew - 16 May 2008 00:26 GMT
I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year old
lady than get clawed on by a 84.  All while a senior citizen old fart laughs
her tail off watching the whole thing

Got to be an easier way to trim nails other than paying some one it might be
worth it next time.  I used to own Kevlar gloves but got rid of them after
the rescue day maybe time to invest in another set
Mosey =^. .^= - 16 May 2008 00:48 GMT
"Matthew" ...
>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
>63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year old
>lady than get clawed on by a 84.  All while a senior citizen old fart
>laughs her tail off watching the whole thing

Matthew, am I the 63 year old you're talking about?  I don't remember
chewing you out, and if I did, I apologize.  I'm trying to stay out of this
'fighting' thing that's going on.  You're a good friend to me Matthew.

> Got to be an easier way to trim nails other than paying some one it might
> be worth it next time.  I used to own Kevlar gloves but got rid of them
> after the rescue day maybe time to invest in another set

There's a new product on the market I saw on TV that looks useful with
trimming.
When I clip outr cats, I use a pair of hoomin clippers, and they accept it.
No gloves needed here, although I use gloves when I scoop the litter boxes.
Hug
Kyla
Matthew - 16 May 2008 01:15 GMT
> "Matthew" ...
>>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> this 'fighting' thing that's going on.  You're a good friend to me
> Matthew.

ROFLMAO  the 63 year old is the king of the house named Rumble.  He grows
and hisses  sometimes bunny kicks but he lets me know who I am messing with
and that he is not happy about being held down.  He has yet to come near me
since than he has been growling and hissing at me when I get to close

>> Got to be an easier way to trim nails other than paying some one it might
>> be worth it next time.  I used to own Kevlar gloves but got rid of them
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Hug
> Kyla

I saw that but no one I know has used it yet.  I have to be extremely
careful with Ka'shay mutant claws the wick comes down all the way on one I
have to trim it with a small human nail cutter instead of the trimmer I have
Granby - 16 May 2008 02:08 GMT
In dogs I think it is 7 years to one, what is it in cats?  Don't tell me to
figure it out, I am math impaired.

I have to wrap my three in a towel, stick one paw out at a time and watch
the teeth.

>> "Matthew" ...
>>>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
> have to trim it with a small human nail cutter instead of the trimmer I
> have
Kyla =^. .^= - 16 May 2008 02:44 GMT
I think it's 9 years to one, but I could be mistaken.
Hug
Kyla
"Granby" > In dogs I think it is 7 years to one, what is it in cats?  Don't
tell me to
> figure it out, I am math impaired.
>
[quoted text clipped - 38 lines]
>> I have to trim it with a small human nail cutter instead of the trimmer I
>> have
Sherry - 16 May 2008 05:19 GMT
> In dogs I think it is 7 years to one, what is it in cats?  Don't tell me to
> figure it out, I am math impaired.

Granby, I have no idea how accurate this is, but it's kind of fun.
Here's a chart that converts
cat age to human years.

http://www.cat-world.com.au/CatAge.htm

Sherry
Granby - 16 May 2008 05:54 GMT
Lordie mercy, no wonder I am crazy have two 15 years old and a 35 year old.
On May 15, 8:08 pm, "Granby" <s...@joink.com> wrote:
> In dogs I think it is 7 years to one, what is it in cats? Don't tell me to
> figure it out, I am math impaired.

Granby, I have no idea how accurate this is, but it's kind of fun.
Here's a chart that converts
cat age to human years.

http://www.cat-world.com.au/CatAge.htm

Sherry
tanadashoes - 16 May 2008 20:55 GMT
On May 15, 8:08 pm, "Granby" <s...@joink.com> wrote:
> In dogs I think it is 7 years to one, what is it in cats? Don't tell me to
> figure it out, I am math impaired.

Granby, I have no idea how accurate this is, but it's kind of fun.
Here's a chart that converts
cat age to human years.

http://www.cat-world.com.au/CatAge.htm

Sherry

================================

Thanks Sherry, I added to my favorites list.

Pam S.
Kyla =^. .^= - 16 May 2008 22:59 GMT
"Sherry"
On May 15, 8:08 pm, "Granby"
> In dogs I think it is 7 years to one, what is it in cats? Don't tell me to
> figure it out, I am math impaired.

Granby, I have no idea how accurate this is, but it's kind of fun.
Here's a chart that converts
cat age to human years.

http://www.cat-world.com.au/CatAge.htm

Sherry

Thanks for the link Sherry.
That means Mutt, who went to RB at age 19 in Cat years was 93 in human
years.
Hug
Kyla
tanadashoes - 16 May 2008 20:52 GMT
> In dogs I think it is 7 years to one, what is it in cats?  Don't tell me
> to figure it out, I am math impaired.
>
> I have to wrap my three in a towel, stick one paw out at a time and watch
> the teeth.

I cheat and use a 21 year old daughter who seems to be able to clip claws
without getting injured.  I'd loan her out, but I kinda need her around for
the entertainment factor.  Like Mark, she has been known to walk through the
house with a line of cats following her.

Pam S.
Winnie - 16 May 2008 02:10 GMT
> There's a new product on the market I saw on TV that looks useful with
> trimming.
> When I clip outr cats, I use a pair of hoomin clippers, and they accept it.
> No gloves needed here, although I use gloves when I scoop the litter boxes.
> Hug
> Kyla

I use human clippers too on Rusty since I adopted him at the age of
one.
In human years, he is 68 going to 72 next month. He is my grumpy old
cat.

Winnie
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 16 May 2008 02:40 GMT
>> There's a new product on the market I saw on TV that looks useful with
>> trimming.

I've seen that, too - it FILES the nails, rather than clipping them.
Sounds useful (assuming my cats would sit still for anyone messing with
their claws in ANY way), but apparently it is one of those "not
available in stores, available only by phone call to (800-number)".  I
just have a nasty, suspicious mind - who's to guarantee the company
won't accept your order - and your money - then disappear?)
bastXXXette@sonic.net - 16 May 2008 03:15 GMT
> I've seen that, too - it FILES the nails, rather than clipping them.
> Sounds useful (assuming my cats would sit still for anyone messing with
> their claws in ANY way), but apparently it is one of those "not
> available in stores, available only by phone call to (800-number)".  I
> just have a nasty, suspicious mind - who's to guarantee the company
> won't accept your order - and your money - then disappear?)

I guess anything can happen, but my sense is that those late-night TV
ads for products "only shown on TV" aren't usually sold by fly-by-night
companies that will take your money and disappear. My concern is more
that the products, which look great in the ad, will end up being cheap
junk once you've got it in your hands. And maybe it *does* do everything
they claim, but only a few times before it breaks. So that's where my
suspicious mind goes. (And thanks for the earworm, btw. :))

Actually, there is one store where these products are available - and
that is a store that specifically sells stuff advertised on late-night
tv. You won't find it at Target or Sears or Mallwart or any of the other
department stores, but you can buy it at this place. Naturally, I can't
remember the name of the place - helpful, eh? But there is one in the
Bay Area and I've always meant to go there to check it out.

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tanadashoes - 16 May 2008 21:03 GMT
> Actually, there is one store where these products are available - and
> that is a store that specifically sells stuff advertised on late-night
> tv. You won't find it at Target or Sears or Mallwart or any of the other
> department stores, but you can buy it at this place. Naturally, I can't
> remember the name of the place - helpful, eh? But there is one in the
> Bay Area and I've always meant to go there to check it out.

Linens and Things has a "seen on TV" department.  I've bought a few of the
things I've seen on TV from them.

Pam
Winnie - 16 May 2008 04:36 GMT
On May 15, 9:40 pm, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
<evgm...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >> There's a new product on the market I saw on TV that looks useful with
> >> trimming.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> just have a nasty, suspicious mind - who's to guarantee the company
> won't accept your order - and your money - then disappear?)

I didn't write about or refer to any new product advertised on TV.

I just use a good old regular human nail clipper to clip Rusty's
claws. It is not always easy. Quite often it is a struggle to hold him
still. But it works.

Winnie
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 17 May 2008 03:37 GMT
> On May 15, 9:40 pm, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> <evgm...@earthlink.net> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> I didn't write about or refer to any new product advertised on TV.

Did I say you did?  Actually, I think I was responding to Kyla, who
mentioned seeing a TV ad that sounded like the same gadget.

> I just use a good old regular human nail clipper to clip Rusty's
> claws. It is not always easy. Quite often it is a struggle to hold him
> still. But it works.

Sure it does - that's what the vet uses, too.  However, the TV ad is
correct in mentioning that clippers (even those designed for cats and/or
dogs) do tend to split the claw-ends.  True, you can use a nail file
after the clipping, but that's assuming you have a cat patient enough
not to be long gone as soon as you abandon your stranglehold long enough
to put the clippers away. :-)
Sherry - 16 May 2008 05:14 GMT
On May 15, 6:26 pm, "Matthew" <iamacatslave...@proudtoserve.com>
wrote:
> I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
> 63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year old
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> worth it next time.  I used to own Kevlar gloves but got rid of them after
> the rescue day maybe time to invest in another set

What??!! You gave a away your Kevlar gloves?? You're a better person
than me.
I kept mine. They're in the trunk of the car, "just in case".....but
mine are so bulky they're useless for things like trimming claws.
Can't offer you any advice on claw trimming, except my method which is
"Catch them asleep and snip, snip, quick quick!"  My method takes
several days. :-)

Sherry
Stormmee - 16 May 2008 07:58 GMT
DH has a pair of cover alls, they weren't originally bought for it but they
do work well, Lee
> I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
> 63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year old
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> worth it next time.  I used to own Kevlar gloves but got rid of them after
> the rescue day maybe time to invest in another set
CatNipped - 16 May 2008 15:50 GMT
>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
>63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year old
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> be worth it next time.  I used to own Kevlar gloves but got rid of them
> after the rescue day maybe time to invest in another set

Sammy is the only one in our clowder that strongly objects to claw clipping.
We solved that by bringing her outside on the upstairs deck to give her a
manicure.  She is so over-awed by being in the scary "OUT" that she'll sit
quietly in my lap while Ben clips her claws.

Hugs,

CatNipped
Matthew - 16 May 2008 18:22 GMT
>>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
>>63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> CatNipped
MY luck I would be chasing a furball thru the woods and over fences like I
did when Rumble got out by accident.  the hspital stay was worth it
CatNipped - 16 May 2008 19:14 GMT
>>>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by
>>>a 63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> MY luck I would be chasing a furball thru the woods and over fences like I
> did when Rumble got out by accident.  the hspital stay was worth it

LOL!  I don't think I'm even going to ask!  ;>

Hugs,

CatNipped
Matthew - 16 May 2008 19:52 GMT
>>>>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by
>>>>a 63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> CatNipped
Rumble got out a few years ago when he hide in a lazy boy that I was giving
a family member which I checked to make sure none of the cats wee in it.
When we were loading it in the truck.  I saw him streak off little devil.  I
jumped over fences ran thru the woods shirtless and barefoot.  I chased him
for almost a mile he ran thru the bottom of stockade fence that I ended up
smashing thru to get to him where he ran under a fallen tree that in my
charge chase I lifted off him and threw.  I held him to my chest in a vice
grip till I got home.

It cost me $70 to repair the fence and a night in the hospital while they
made sure I got treated for ripped up feet and various other parts of my
body with a dislocated shoulder and pinched nerve.  Was it worth it
absolutely.  the neighbor saw the whole thing and was laughing her a@@ off
watching me trying to keep up with this grey streak
Baha - 17 May 2008 01:47 GMT
Laughing my @$$ off!!! I thought you were doing home care or something. I've
had my @$$ chewn out so many times I'm surprised I have a tuchas left.

>I get my a@@ kicked by a 13 year old girl than get my a@@  chewed out by a
>63 old than get battle scars from 91 year old than spit on by a 79 year old
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>worth it next time.  I used to own Kevlar gloves but got rid of them after
>the rescue day maybe time to invest in another set

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