The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to think
of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was face-to-face wirh
the Stink. He said "Meow!"
The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper. Mom
didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. He immediately went into his
typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there. Thank God
Mom looked out there again.
Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable Bastard Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.
Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) Bastard Cat. Just add
fluids. :P
Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

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Adrian - 17 Apr 2008 14:11 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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>
> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
Thank the ceiling cat! ;-)

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jmcquown - 17 Apr 2008 14:12 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
>
> The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom
> looked again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too
> panicky to think of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and
> was face-to-face wirh the Stink. He said "Meow!"
LOL!!
> Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) Bastard Cat.
> Just add fluids. :P
I'm glad she looked outside again!
> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
You know the saying, it's 5:00 somewhere... ;)
Jill
kilikini - 17 Apr 2008 14:25 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
LOL. I'd do a shot after that! :~)
kili
Stormmee - 17 Apr 2008 15:35 GMT
not when you have had an adrenalin rush from a BCT, Lee
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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Marina - 17 Apr 2008 16:30 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
LOL. I'm glad I scrolled down before I replied to your first post. I can
just see his face when he meowed through the door. Give the little
b*st*rd a scritch from me.

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Will in New Haven - 17 Apr 2008 16:36 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
>
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> minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
> like 50 Cent.
No wonder. He just conquered the wilderness of the OUT. Quivering in
fear and staying right by the door? Not him. Or not in his memory now
that he's safe.
> Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) Bastard Cat. Just add
> fluids. :P
>
> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
Anytime is too early for a shot of Sc*tch but a nice little water
glass of Wild Turkey is another story. Since you might not have any
hand, I will drink one or five in your (and Stinky's) honor.
--
Will in New Haven
Jo Firey - 17 Apr 2008 17:18 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
It has to be 6pm somewhere.
Jo
Shiral - 17 Apr 2008 17:36 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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I'm so glad the Stink is home safe! Maybe he felt he owed you a BCT
after the subQ. But what a relief it turned out okay and that he's
even feeling a little pleased with himself. I'd say you're entitled to
a shortie after an adrenaline rush like that. =o)
Melissa
hopitus - 17 Apr 2008 18:19 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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Long Live our Stinker! To answer your query: that depends on if the
Scotch
is for you or Stinky........after all you've been through, I think you
need it more
than he does.
bastXXXette@sonic.net - 17 Apr 2008 19:40 GMT
> Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable Bastard Cat standpoint-- he
> looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for ten
> minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
> like 50 Cent.
> Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) Bastard Cat. Just add
> fluids. :P
> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
LOL!! Obviously, you've made him feel *much* better with those fluids.
Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing.
I'm really glad he's feeling so much better that he's able to pull
stuff like this, even if does mean you might end up in AA.

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Ginger-lyn - 17 Apr 2008 21:35 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
omg -- I have to laugh, even though I know it had to be scarier than
you-know-what for you. Thank heavens he is home and okay (the little
dickens!)
Ginger-lyn
Steve Touchstone - 17 Apr 2008 23:28 GMT
>The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
It's 5 oclock somewhere LOL
glad he's back inside
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polonca12000 - 21 Apr 2008 22:17 GMT
> The LITTLE BASTARD!!!! This takes the almighty cake.
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> Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?
What a relief!
Lots of purrs,
Polonca and Soncek