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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / April 2008good grief, there's a use for it...
From Dick Gaughan's forum... > Our neighbour Chela, knocked at our door with plastic bag in hand > and asked Dot if she could "borrow" some cat sh.t! My reaction was > WHAAAAAT?? . What the hell does she want to "borrow " cat sh.t > for? And more to the point "borrow" infers that she intends to > return it!!! On enquiring Chela informed Dot that it was for > "medicine". (?) "Surely you're not thinking of EATING it?" asked > Dot between gagging at the thought and guffawing about this bizarre > request! I gather she intends to make some sort of poultice and > spread it on the affected area of her body. (her neck to relieve > tension)..... > My flabber is still gasted. ==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === <http://www.campin.me.uk> ==== Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> tension)..... >> My flabber is still gasted. So is mine (as well as my gast flabbered and guff awed, pants peed and floor rolled.... can't forget monitor spewed upon)! Will wonders never cease? >^..^< This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help her wipe out Bunny's world domination. -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)© email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > > Our neighbour Chela, knocked at our door with plastic bag in hand > > and asked Dot if she could "borrow" some cat sh.t! My reaction was [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > tension)..... > > My flabber is still gasted. I want to know what she actually ended up using it for. I wasn't aware that it had medicinal properties. <--- facetious statement :)  SignatureJoyce To email me, remove the triple-X from my user name. ^..^ > > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > I want to know what she actually ended up using it for. I wasn't aware > that it had medicinal properties. <--- facetious statement :) Certainly not to fertilize a garden! )I imagine any carnivore's feces would have a negative effect, not just that of dogs.) >> I want to know what she actually ended up using it for. I wasn't aware >> that it had medicinal properties. <--- facetious statement :) > Certainly not to fertilize a garden! )I imagine any carnivore's feces > would have a negative effect, not just that of dogs.) You're right, but I've always wondered why that is. Maybe the kind of bacteria that lives in a carnivore's gut and/or feeds on meat is bad for growing things? SignatureJoyce To email me, remove the triple-X from my user name. ^..^ >> > From Dick Gaughan's forum... >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Certainly not to fertilize a garden! )I imagine any carnivore's feces > would have a negative effect, not just that of dogs.) Wonder if it would help keep deer away? Jo YECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 > CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts > Dot between gagging at the thought and guffawing about this bizarre > request! I gather she intends to make some sort of poultice and > spread it on the affected area of her body. (her neck to relieve > tension)..... I'm never complaining again about the burning sensation Tiger Balm produces. SignatureVictor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >> Dot between gagging at the thought and guffawing about this bizarre >> request! I gather she intends to make some sort of poultice and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I'm never complaining again about the burning sensation Tiger Balm > produces. Tiger Balm is the only thing that will ease my neck & shoulder when it's bugging me. I'm not about to try a cat poop poultice! Jill Makes the stuff I make out of Habenyero peppers, bees wax and olive oil that cooks for three days, makes it sound like Sunday in comparison. I don't have anything that hurts bad enough to put THAT on it.! >> Dot between gagging at the thought and guffawing about this bizarre >> request! I gather she intends to make some sort of poultice and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I'm never complaining again about the burning sensation Tiger Balm > produces. might replace bear poop, grandfather used to make one, I will stay stiff thanks, Lee > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 > CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts I hear that <G> yeeesh My gramma used to put camphor oil on all our boo boo's when we were little. Hug Kyla "Stormmee" > might replace bear poop, grandfather used to make one, I will stay stiff > thanks, Lee [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >> CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic > fonts > might replace bear poop, grandfather used to make one, I will stay stiff > thanks, Lee Thought that one was supposed to be bear grease. Jo > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> tension)..... >> My flabber is still gasted. Whenever I think that in my long lifetime I've heard EVERYTHING...........! ;-) > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> tension)..... >> My flabber is still gasted. Count another flabber thoroughly gasted. Maybe I should try it on my 'frozen' shoulders? SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. "Marina" ... >> From Dick Gaughan's forum... >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Count another flabber thoroughly gasted. Maybe I should try it on my > 'frozen' shoulders? Ewwwwwww, no, oh mistress of puns <G>... Hug Kyla On Apr 4, 10:35 am, Jack Campin - bogus address <bo...@purr.demon.co.uk> wrote: > From Dick Gaughan's forum... > > > Our neighbour Chela, knocked at our door with plastic bag in hand > > and asked Dot if she could "borrow" some cat sh.t! Borrow some cat sh.t? You mean she plans to give it back! She's welcome to "borrow" from me! Then again my masseur is on extended leave and my bad shoulder is ......maybe not THAT bad! Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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