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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / November 2004AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. Francis has just peed on them... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- in article 20041125053137.07103.00000921@mb-m10.aol.com, dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers at wafflycathcs@aol.comcomcom wrote on 11/25/04 4:31AM: > Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- As my mom would say, "that'll teach you to lay things on the floor". >:) >Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >helen s Sorry to be insensitive to *your* pain, but is he OK? Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >Sorry to be insensitive to *your* pain, but is he OK? I do believe he was passing comment about my tardiness at cleaning out his littertray this morning... Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >> Sorry to be insensitive to *your* pain, but is he OK? > > I do believe he was passing comment about my tardiness at cleaning > out his littertray this morning... With comunication skills like that he should be in the UN!  SignatureNik Simpson >>Sorry to be insensitive to *your* pain, but is he OK? > I do believe he was passing comment about my tardiness at cleaning out his > littertray this morning... Cats are so direct when they want to get a point across.... SignatureCheryl wafflycathcs@aol.comcomcom (dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) had some very interesting things to say about Re: AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!: >>Sorry to be insensitive to *your* pain, but is he OK? >I do believe he was passing comment about my tardiness at cleaning out his >littertray this morning... I can sympathize. Felix has taken to leaving protests [solid] on the bath mat when he deems his box to be unsatisfactory. Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL > Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > helen He was just being helpful, by pre-wetting the glue for you. > > Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > He was just being helpful, by pre-wetting the glue for you. This is the result of Bonnie sending pee thoughts!!!!!!! Bev SignatureThe email of the species is more deadly than the mail. >> > Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. >> > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >This is the result of Bonnie sending pee thoughts!!!!!!! That's it, I just put a tinfoil hat on Stinky. :P Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >>This is the result of Bonnie sending pee thoughts!!!!!!! > >That's it, I just put a tinfoil hat on Stinky. :P I'm now wearing one. I'm in my forties and I don't want those b*st*rd cats playing a mind-control trick on me and getting me to think I've got incontinence developing already... I *know* I did my post-childbirth pelvic-floor exercises! Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- > That's it, I just put a tinfoil hat on Stinky. :P Wouldn't it work better at the other end? Or shouldn't you put both a diaper and a hat on the cat? Pam S. >Wouldn't it work better at the other end? Or shouldn't you put both a >diaper and a hat on the cat? > >Pam S. Why would one want to put a nappy (diaper) on a cat's head?? Cheers, helen s ;-) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >> That's it, I just put a tinfoil hat on Stinky. :P > >Wouldn't it work better at the other end? Or shouldn't you put both a >diaper and a hat on the cat? > >Pam S. Excellent. He seems to have got through the night with no ill effects, though. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- Oh -- my -- <giggle> -- that's --<giggle> -- terrible! Snortsnorttryingnottolaugh . . . Guess he didn't want you to write to anybody? <giggle> You have my sincere <chuckle> sympathies! <loud guffaw> Ginger-lyn I'm going to be less subtle than you Ginger... ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!! at Francis antics. He's just showing you what fine fettle he is in, Helen! Helen M > Oh -- my -- <giggle> -- that's --<giggle> -- terrible! > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Ginger-lyn >I'm going to be less subtle than you Ginger... > >ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!! at Francis antics. He's just showing you what fine >fettle he is in, Helen! > >Helen M He is indeed in fine fettle. This morning I arrived back home after dropping Nathan off at college (he has a cold, so no cycling). I opened the front door and Francis bounded out, leaping into the air like a mad thing. He is nuts. He ran into the garden and started leaping around the grass like Tigger on speed... Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >>I'm going to be less subtle than you Ginger... >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > ran into the garden and started leaping around the grass like Tigger on > speed... Ooh, I love it when they go Tigger. Boing-boing-boing-boing. Scritches to Francis if he ever calms down enough. This is yet another time you should video him and send the tape to that so-and-so vet. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >Ooh, I love it when they go Tigger. Boing-boing-boing-boing. Scritches >to Francis if he ever calms down enough. This is yet another time you >should video him and send the tape to that so-and-so vet. Heh... I was doing stuff with 'nip this morning (for other felines) and I was being pestered, err, helped, in my work by a certain three felines. I sprinkled some in a cardboard box and Francis leapt in. Cue much rolling around of long cat in short box which was highly amusing when his stoned writhings got him stuck and he had to *unwrithe*. A cat unwriting from a previously highly writhed position is seriously cute. I knew owls could rotate their heads 360 degrees, but now I know Francis can too ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >>>I'm going to be less subtle than you Ginger... >>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Ooh, I love it when they go Tigger. Boing-boing-boing-boing. I love *Tigger.* One of the greatest literary characters ever. My brother always sings the Tigger song to his little boy. "Their tops are made of rubber, their bottoms are made of springs!" Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > He is indeed in fine fettle. This morning I arrived back home after dropping > Nathan off at college (he has a cold, so no cycling). I opened the front door > and Francis bounded out, leaping into the air like a mad thing. He is nuts. He > ran into the garden and started leaping around the grass like Tigger on > speed...//// Nice to see that the crap vet knew exactly what he was talking about when he made a recommendation to put your dear boy to sleep. Thank you for being you....this is the second time Francis owes you his life. Stupid, stupid, cretinous vet. Helen M >Nice to see that the crap vet knew exactly what he was talking about >when he made a recommendation to put your dear boy to sleep. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Helen M The fact Francis is acting remarkably fine is a point I pointedly point out to the good vet whenever I take Francis in for a check-up ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- > He is indeed in fine fettle. This morning I arrived back home after dropping > Nathan off at college (he has a cold, so no cycling). I opened the front door > and Francis bounded out, leaping into the air like a mad thing. He is nuts. He > ran into the garden and started leaping around the grass like Tigger on > speed... LOL it's so great to hear Francis is in great form - don't you even think about trying to un-bounce him! skritches to bouncy guy! :: lewe ------------------------------------------------------------- lewemi at yahoo dot se || cat pics: photos.yahoo.com/lewemi > Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > helen s Maybe he wants to send a message to a certain vet, 1000 times. ;-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. > Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > > Francis has just peed on them... > > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! I'm very sorry, Helen, but I laughed! I was so glad he felt like doing it!!! Bad Francis.. <quiet lol> Tweed >Got a new box of 1000 envelopes. Opened it. It is sat on the floor. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >helen s Oh dear! Poor Helen! 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