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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / March 2008THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX
Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written a wildly-funny how-to manual for cats, The World Is Your Litter Box. The book will be released by Sterling Publishing on May 6th, which is a mere five weeks from yesterday! With chapters such as "How to Get Your Human to Buy Your Favorite Food," and "How to Get Away with Unacceptable Kitty Behavior," "How to Get Your Human to Sing and Act Like A Complete Idiot," and "20 Good Places to Throw Up," this book is a MUST HAVE for all cats and cat lovers. For more information, and to pre-order a copy of the book, please visit the official The World Is Your Litter Box website at http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com > Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written a > wildly-funny how-to manual for cats, The World Is Your Litter Box. And you certainly belong in Persia's litterbox! PLONK Seasoned Oyster Crackers 1/2 c. corn or vegetable oil 1 pkg. Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix (not the dip mix) 2 tsp. dried dill weed 1/2 tsp. garlic powder 1 large package (1 lb. box) oyster crackers Blend together first four ingredients. Pour over oyster crackers in a mixing bowl and stir until coated. Refrigerate tightly covered until ready to serve. Jill > qu...@theworldisyourlitterbox.com wrote: > > Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written a [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Jill Ooo. This sounds good. I'm an oyster cracker freak. Premium brand are the best. Maybe lighten up on the oil, or sub Bertolli's light olive oil to lower the fat content? Sherry >> qu...@theworldisyourlitterbox.com wrote: >>> Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Sherry No reason not to :) I got this "recipe" around 1987. Anything goes since then! Jill >> qu...@theworldisyourlitterbox.com wrote: >>> Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > lighten up on the oil, or sub Bertolli's light olive oil to lower the > fat content? What the meow is an oyster cracker?????? Yowie >> [quoted text muted] > > What the meow is an oyster cracker?????? > > Yowie Small hexagonal crackers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_cracker_%28food%29 >>> qu...@theworldisyourlitterbox.com wrote: >>>> Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Yowie We do this to you just for fun! I always thought they were called that as they used to be served with oyster stew. They are very often served here with soup instead of saltine crackers. Jo > "Yowie" <yowie9644.DIESPAMDIE@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message >> What the meow is an oyster cracker?????? > We do this to you just for fun! > I always thought they were called that as they used to be served with oyster > stew. And I thought they were called that because they were the same general *shape* as an oyster... Joyce PS - I think I might adopt the expression "What the meow?" :)  SignatureTo send email to this address, remove the triple-X from my user name. >>> qu...@theworldisyourlitterbox.com wrote: >>>> Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > What the meow is an oyster cracker?????? Well, first of all, remember that "crackers" in American are NOT "crackers" in English (they're something to eat, not exploding twists of paper with favors inside). Does "saltine" mean anything to you? Oyster crackers are sort of miniature, round saltines, used instead of croutons in soup (originally in oyster stew). There are a number of commercial snack-crackers (such as "goldfish") to which I am somewhat addicted, but Jill's recipe sounds even better! > Yowie "jmcquown" <j_mcquown@comcast.net> Jill did you look at the site it is a cat lover site might be considered spam > "jmcquown" <j_mcquown@comcast.net> > > Jill did you look at the site it is a cat lover site > > might be considered spam No, Matthew, I didn't. I don't click on links posted (or emailed to me) by someone who just appears out of nowhere. Jill > "jmcquown" <j_mcquown@comcast.net> > > Jill did you look at the site it is a cat lover site > > might be considered spam Any post that says: "For more information, and to pre-order a copy of the book," IS spam. Jill >Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written a >wildly-funny how-to manual for cats, The World Is Your Litter Box. The [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >visit the official The World Is Your Litter Box website at >http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com I don't even cook, and I want to post a recipe! I have made these, but it's been many years: Special K bars. Combine 1 cup white sugar and 1 cup Karo(corn) syrup in a medium/large sauce pan; heat slowly to barely a boil. Remove from stove and add: 1 to 1.5 cup smooth peanut butter; stir into syrup. Mix well, then add: 2 teaspoons vanilla 6 cups Special K cereal. Mix well Put into a 13 inch by 9 inch pan coated with butter/margarine. Press firmly into pan. In a spall pan melt together 6-8oz. chocolate and 6-8oz. butterscotch chips. Smooth over bar mix; allow to cool. These are incredibly high in calories, and very, very good. There is a store near where I work where they sell (fairly large) bars like this for US $1.95/ea(!) I still buy them occasionally, as cooking (aside from grilling) is not something I enjoy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Life without cats would be only marginally worth living." -TC, and the unmercifully, relentlessly, sweet calico kitty, Kenzie. Every day is a treasure with Kenzie; I try to treat them that way. There will only be so many, and then there will never, ever, be any more. How you behave towards cats here below determines your status in Heaven. - Robert Heinlein >> Hi, fellow cats (and cat lovers). My name is Quasi and I've written a >> wildly-funny how-to manual for cats [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > These are incredibly high in calories, and very, very good. What's the point of Special K cereal in a very high calorie snack?! LOLOL
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