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Granby - 05 Mar 2008 07:33 GMT
I don't know if you talker will work on the web page Matthew sent but, if
not let me know.  You have to send to the folks in Missouri.  Is a whole
page of Possum stuff.  Like Catching it on a moon lit night, to stuffing and
all sorts of recipes.  Our Granny's would be so proud.  Especially proud
that a city slicker found the site!!!
Stormmee - 05 Mar 2008 10:15 GMT
haven't looked at it, I guess if I sent it to my sister it would make her
hurke like a kitten.... don't forget you are probably related to him, Lee
> I don't know if you talker will work on the web page Matthew sent but, if
> not let me know.  You have to send to the folks in Missouri.  Is a whole
> page of Possum stuff.  Like Catching it on a moon lit night, to stuffing and
> all sorts of recipes.  Our Granny's would be so proud.  Especially proud
> that a city slicker found the site!!!
Matthew - 05 Mar 2008 17:07 GMT
City slicker  please I was born and raised in The hills of kentucky.  I am a
hillbilly at heart  but got to pretend to be a redneck here in florida
don't want to scare the locals with my edumacation ;-)

> haven't looked at it, I guess if I sent it to my sister it would make her
> hurke like a kitten.... don't forget you are probably related to him, Lee
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>> all sorts of recipes.  Our Granny's would be so proud.  Especially proud
>> that a city slicker found the site!!!
Granby - 05 Mar 2008 23:48 GMT
I was told this earlier today.  I guess I didn't remember reading that
anywhere else.  It is with profound apologies that I called you a city
Slicker.  Anybody that know bout possums can't be all bad.
> City slicker  please I was born and raised in The hills of kentucky.  I am
> a hillbilly at heart  but got to pretend to be a redneck here in florida
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>>> all sorts of recipes.  Our Granny's would be so proud.  Especially proud
>>> that a city slicker found the site!!!
Matthew - 06 Mar 2008 00:06 GMT
sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn
cob pipe hanging out of my mouth
big grin across my face playing blue grass on a banjo  while the rest of
the family is making sure the still is running right

>I was told this earlier today.  I guess I didn't remember reading that
>anywhere else.  It is with profound apologies that I called you a city
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>>>> proud
>>>> that a city slicker found the site!!!
Granby - 06 Mar 2008 00:11 GMT
Oh my dear, you are so far behind.  The banjo part is the only real thing,
(besides the grin)  The stills now are high tech and the old corn cop no
longer exists.  Now that they have "juiced" up the corn, the cob burns much
easier and no longer adequate for smoking. I know we tried it last summer
just for S&G's.
> sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn
> cob pipe hanging out of my mouth
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>>>>> proud
>>>>> that a city slicker found the site!!!
tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 01:55 GMT
> sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn
> cob pipe hanging out of my mouth
> big grin across my face playing blue grass on a banjo  while the rest of
> the family is making sure the still is running right

Scary event around here.  Before we bought this house we were quasi checking
out neighborhoods in our chosen area.  Fayetteville is a group of housing
developments hooked together by a couple of main roads.  We're driving down
a street behind the kids' school when we see a side street we've never been
down.  We went down it.  There at the bottom of a hill was a group of
trailer houses.  I swear to G*d there were blood hounds on the porch, cars
up on blocks, trash in the yards, the works.  Rob was hastily turning around
when this guy with a long beard, jeans, suspenders and a ripped up t-shirt
comes out complete with a double barrel shot gun.  We didn't bother to see
if there were any trailers for sale or rent.
Granby - 06 Mar 2008 02:05 GMT
Sorry if it scared you, could have some of my relatives.

>> sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with
>> corn cob pipe hanging out of my mouth
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> and a ripped up t-shirt comes out complete with a double barrel shot gun.
> We didn't bother to see if there were any trailers for sale or rent.
Matthew - 06 Mar 2008 02:14 GMT
OR MINE ;-)

I would be more worried about a crack house looking place with 20 guys
hanging around all day  than what you described

If you ever want to see what my home town still looks like  rent the movie
that has Patrick Swayze as a hillbilly cop in it or watch  the fire down
below with Steven Seagal in it

> Sorry if it scared you, could have some of my relatives.
>>
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>> and a ripped up t-shirt comes out complete with a double barrel shot gun.
>> We didn't bother to see if there were any trailers for sale or rent.
jofirey - 06 Mar 2008 05:02 GMT
> OR MINE ;-)
>
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> that has Patrick Swayze as a hillbilly cop in it or watch  the fire down
> below with Steven Seagal in it

You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a
distinct memory for me.  Remember the way the houses smelled in the winter?
Kind of a combination of smoke and bacon?  From the woodstoves.   Friends of
my mom had a big iron kettle out back where they cooked apple butter in the
fall.  We always got a couple of quart jars of that to take home when we
visited.  No other apple butter in the world begins to compare.

Jo
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 05:16 GMT
*large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats
watch in amazement!!!*  I love apple butter, Lee

> > OR MINE ;-)
> >
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>
> Jo
Granby - 06 Mar 2008 12:15 GMT
Remind me next fall, I won't remember, and I will make you some.
> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the
> cats
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>>
>> Jo
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 21:15 GMT
"hic"  sure thing, Lee
> Remind me next fall, I won't remember, and I will make you some.
> > *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the
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> >>
> >> Jo
tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 23:07 GMT
> "hic"  sure thing, Lee

Drunk.  ;-D

Pam S. who sometimes wishes she could get drunk
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 23:21 GMT
not at the moment, just wishful thinking, maybe after DH gets home, Lee

> > "hic"  sure thing, Lee
>
> Drunk.  ;-D
>
> Pam S. who sometimes wishes she could get drunk
Matthew - 06 Mar 2008 23:32 GMT
>> "hic"  sure thing, Lee
>
> Drunk.  ;-D
>
> Pam S. who sometimes wishes she could get drunk
Here here Sister  I quit drinking and smoking 10 years ago.  Man I could
have used many of drink since than.

I use as little alcohol as possible if I have to make a reduction sauce.  I
have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 23:53 GMT
are you accepting volunteers, Lee

> >> "hic"  sure thing, Lee
> >
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> I use as little alcohol as possible if I have to make a reduction sauce.  I
> have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors
Matthew - 07 Mar 2008 00:06 GMT
always need a good woman by my side :-)

> are you accepting volunteers, Lee
>>
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> I
>> have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 00:54 GMT
I know a few nice single women who would have no trouble being the taster,
Lee
> always need a good woman by my side :-)
>
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> > I
> >> have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 00:42 GMT
Hey Lee, there is a job for us!!!!

>>> "hic"  sure thing, Lee
>>
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> I use as little alcohol as possible if I have to make a reduction sauce.
> I have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors
Lesley - 09 Mar 2008 19:35 GMT
> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats
> watch in amazement!!!*  I love apple butter,

What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else
mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking
jam here or what?

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Granby - 09 Mar 2008 20:19 GMT
No, it isn't jelly or jam.  It is apples cooked down to practically nothing
with spices and such.  It spreads like butter but is apples.  I googled just
S*G's and most recipes called for cooking in "A crock Pot" I know I just
felt my Granny turn over in her grave.  When I find my recipe can post it if
you want.  The crock pot idea sounds different but not for me.
On Mar 5, 10:16 pm, "Stormmee" <rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote:
> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the
> cats
> watch in amazement!!!* I love apple butter,

What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else
mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking
jam here or what?

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:16 GMT
definitely needs cooking in cast iron, Lee
> No, it isn't jelly or jam.  It is apples cooked down to practically nothing
> with spices and such.  It spreads like butter but is apples.  I googled just
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>
> Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Phoenix - 09 Mar 2008 20:22 GMT
> What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else
> mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking
> jam here or what?

Nope. We're talking concentrated essense of applesauce, basically. Or
plums. (Might have been me that mentioned plum butter, because I make
some every year from the plums that fall from our generous plum tree.)

What you do is quarter apples, cook them on low with a little water in
the crockpot until they are very soft. Then you squish them through a
strainer into a bowl, leaving the skins and seeds behind and producing
a smooth applesauce. (I use the conical "hat" type strainer with the
wooden cylindrical squisher. Wish I knew what that was called.)

Now you put that back into the (wiped out) crockpot, put it on low, add
a little cinnamon and nutmeg and cook for about three days, stirring 2-3
times a day until the magic happens and it "butters up".

Which means it turns into this lovely, slightly shiny, thick, intensely
flavored apple butter.

Works with any fruit...take the pits out of the stone fruits first,
though.

Mmmmm....off to put plum butter on my pancakes...

Deborah
Slave to the Gang of Eight
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:16 GMT
ok here is what I do, quarter the apples, remove seeds and the stem, leave
on the skin.  rinse them to make sure they are damp.  put into a deep iron
skillet on low and cook until when you stir they are mush, then add spices,
cook for the same amount of time it took them to be mush they will turn into
butter, Lee
> > What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else
> > mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking
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> Deborah
> Slave to the Gang of Eight
William Hamblen - 09 Mar 2008 23:20 GMT
>> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats
>> watch in amazement!!!*  I love apple butter,
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>
>Lesley

The simplest description I can think of is "rendered apple sauce". You
make apple sauce, put in some spices and then slow cook it until it
turns into apple butter.  Why they call it apple butter is beyond me.
I never heard of plum butter before.

I don't make it, but I will eat it.

Bud
Granby - 09 Mar 2008 23:27 GMT
pears also makes an excellent butter.

>>> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the
>>> cats
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>
> Bud
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:16 GMT
you cook the fruit to a smooth buttery consistency and then in the case of
apple add cinnamon sugar and a bit of nutmeg in some recipes.  in the case
of jelly its just the juice that is thickened, and in the case of jam its
the juice with a bit of the fruit added back, the butter items contain
everything you started with but its cooked smooth, Lee
On Mar 5, 10:16 pm, "Stormmee" <rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote:
> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats
> watch in amazement!!!* I love apple butter,

What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else
mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking
jam here or what?

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Kyla  =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 09:30 GMT
"jofirey"
> "Matthew" <
>> OR MINE ;-)
>>
>> I would be more worried about a crack house looking place with 20 guys
>> hanging around all day  than what you described

LOL

>> If you ever want to see what my home town still looks like  rent the
>> movie that has Patrick Swayze as a hillbilly cop in it

Next of Kin?

> or watch  the fire down
>> below with Steven Seagal in it

I love Fire Down Below.

> You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a
> distinct memory for me.  Remember the way the houses smelled in the
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>
> Jo

Oh droooooool...my gramma used to make pear butter.
Those were the good ol days:)
Kyla
Granby - 06 Mar 2008 12:14 GMT
My daughter lives in Grand Island NY and this year she made apple butter.
She was amazed at how many people said "I didn't know you could make that at
home."

>> OR MINE ;-)
>>
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>
> Jo
Kyla  =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 22:49 GMT
LOL...homemade applesauce is really easy to make at home too.
Washington State is famous for our Apples.
Kylatte'
--having a wonderful latte DH just made me

"Granby"
> My daughter lives in Grand Island NY and this year she made apple butter.
> She was amazed at how many people said "I didn't know you could make that
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>>
>> Jo
tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 23:20 GMT
> LOL...homemade applesauce is really easy to make at home too.
> Washington State is famous for our Apples.
> Kylatte'
> --having a wonderful latte DH just made me

And bad over-priced coffee.

Pam S. who loves Washington State, just hate StarChucks, CharBucks, or
whatever else we're calling it this time.  Stuff tastes nasty to me.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 00:43 GMT
Yeah but you need the apples fresh not after they have laid around for six
months.
> LOL...homemade applesauce is really easy to make at home too.
> Washington State is famous for our Apples.
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>>>
>>> Jo
jofirey - 07 Mar 2008 05:09 GMT
> Yeah but you need the apples fresh not after they have laid around for six
> months.

So true.  My grandfather managed an apple orchard in West Virginia.  Best
apples on earth.

You can make pretty decent apple butter by slow cooking it in the oven.  But
still nothing like as good as what we had when I was a kid.

I still make a great apple pie, and often make my own apple sauce.  But I
miss real apple cider.  California insists it be pasteurized now.  Not that
there was anyplace left I could find really good fresh cider anyway.

Jo
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 05:48 GMT
Well, my Granny said if you didn't cook apple butter outside you had to have
a copper bottom pan,  Burns to easy to suit me so I use a big old honker of
an iron pot.  Wrist is bad sometimes and I need two men and six boy scouts
to lift it on the stove.

We can still get good cider here and I can drink a gallon of it by myself.

Of course then the new book title comes in handy.

2 Miles to the outhouse by Will Shee Make It!

>> Yeah but you need the apples fresh not after they have laid around for
>> six
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>
> Jo
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 06:00 GMT
I couldn't figure for the life of me who BENNY was.  Called lee to find out
and my comments is.  Miz Lee, I ain't lookin' to take wun ta raise.  If
there is another time for me, I want to be the one to be spoiled.  Although
wouldn't know how to act about that either.  You got one commin" Sister.
> Well, my Granny said if you didn't cook apple butter outside you had to
> have a copper bottom pan,  Burns to easy to suit me so I use a big old
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>>
>> Jo
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 06:41 GMT
I guess he is just a bit young... but so sweet, Lee...btw for the rest of
you, he's the guy at the nail place that insists on giving her the pedicure,
> I couldn't figure for the life of me who BENNY was.  Called lee to find out
> and my comments is.  Miz Lee, I ain't lookin' to take wun ta raise.  If
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> >>
> >> Jo
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 08:34 GMT
The 'guy' at the nail place??  Is he gay or like a biker or...?
Just wondering
Does he do tattoos?  I wanna get a 'catoo'.
<G>
Kyla
"Stormmee"
>I guess he is just a bit young... but so sweet, Lee...btw for the rest of
> you, he's the guy at the nail place that insists on giving her the
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>> >>
>> >> Jo
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 10:22 GMT
No tattoos for me or at the nail place, he does manicures/pedicures, is mid
20/30s very attractive and sweet, Lee
Kyla =^..^= <kyla.waterman@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:BoWdnQi2PPaiY03anZ2dnUVZ_uCinZ2d@comcast.com...
> The 'guy' at the nail place??  Is he gay or like a biker or...?
> Just wondering
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> >> >>
> >> >> Jo
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 13:15 GMT
Like I said, I don't take them to raise.  He doesn't speak much English
either.  I walk a lot and after pushing someone in a wheel chair, he was too
stubborn togged an electric one until the last 6 months of his life, my legs
are about the only thing that hasn't gone south on me.  Somehow this
fascinates him.  It is almost funny.
> No tattoos for me or at the nail place, he does manicures/pedicures, is
> mid
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>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jo
Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 02:09 GMT
Where's he from?
Kyla
"Granby"
> Like I said, I don't take them to raise.  He doesn't speak much English
> either.  I walk a lot and after pushing someone in a wheel chair, he was
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>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Jo
Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 02:07 GMT
Lee, I was kidding..I could never get a tattoo..I hate needles!
And FYI, I have nothing against gays either <G>
Not that I'm saying Benny is...but Gay guys make the nicest friends, and
I've lost a few of mine to that 'terrible disease' :(
Hug
Kyla
"Stormmee" <
> No tattoos for me or at the nail place, he does manicures/pedicures, is
> mid
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>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jo
Granby - 08 Mar 2008 02:22 GMT
Not Lee but that isn't what she was saying.  He is Vietnamese or something
and doesn't speak English hardly at all.  He for reason liked me as I tried
to talk to him and we had quite a time trying to understand each other.
Also the tip I left didn't hurt.  When I go in there with her, I know I will
always get someone who does a good job.

Wouldn't matter if he was gay or not, he is still a kewl kid.
> Lee, I was kidding..I could never get a tattoo..I hate needles!
> And FYI, I have nothing against gays either <G>
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>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Jo
Kyla =^..^= - 09 Mar 2008 07:06 GMT
Hmmm, interesting <G>
That must be fun.  I wish I haf an IRL woman friend I could go places and do
things with.  We could get good parking too as I have a 'handicapped'
placard.
Oh well.  DH will have to do <G>
Hug
Kyla
"Granby"
> Not Lee but that isn't what she was saying.  He is Vietnamese or something
> and doesn't speak English hardly at all.  He for reason liked me as I
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>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> Jo
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:11 GMT
and the last time the poor thing had a hideous tooth ache, Lee
> Hmmm, interesting <G>
> That must be fun.  I wish I haf an IRL woman friend I could go places and do
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> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> Jo
Stormmee - 09 Mar 2008 04:14 GMT
that is what is so great about this guy, many of these guys in the spa
industry are either gay or not Manly at all this guy manages to be ragingly
heterosexual with threatening anyone, Lee
> Lee, I was kidding..I could never get a tattoo..I hate needles!
> And FYI, I have nothing against gays either <G>
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> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Jo
Kyla =^..^= - 09 Mar 2008 07:08 GMT
LOL, that's good to hear.
HUG
Kyla
"Stormmee"
> that is what is so great about this guy, many of these guys in the spa
> industry are either gay or not Manly at all this guy manages to be
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>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Jo
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 08:31 GMT
I hear that, we have some cast iron skillets, and they are heavy...
"Granby"
> Well, my Granny said if you didn't cook apple butter outside you had to
> have a copper bottom pan,  Burns to easy to suit me so I use a big old
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>>
>> Jo
tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 18:31 GMT
> You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a
> distinct memory for me.  Remember the way the houses smelled in the
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> home when we visited.  No other apple butter in the world begins to
> compare.

We used to make it when I was a kid.  I don't remember the recipe for it,
but man the house smelled like cinnamon, apples and other good stuff for
days.  We also used to cook our ham and beans, split pea soup, and other
slow cooker stuff on the wood stove (two steps up from the Franklin stove)
that was used to heat our house.  It saved a lot of power bills and fed us
at the same time.

Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 22:54 GMT
"tanadashoes" ...

> "jofirey" >>>
>>
>> You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a
>> distinct memory for me.  Remember the way the houses smelled in the
>> winter? Kind of a combination of smoke and bacon?  From the woodstoves.

Ah yes, but I lived in Denver as a kid.
>> Friends of my mom had a big iron kettle out back where they cooked apple
>> butter in the fall.  We always got a couple of quart jars of that to take
>> home when we visited.  No other apple butter in the world begins to
>> compare.

Drooling.

> We used to make it when I was a kid.  I don't remember the recipe for it,
> but man the house smelled like cinnamon, apples and other good stuff for
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>
> Pam S.

My maternal Grandma used to make pancakes on a wood stove she had outside.
I have such fond memories of both my Grandmothers, who hated each other and
were trying to 'out-do' each other for us 3 girls.
LOL.
HUGS
Kyla
--and Clowder
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 06 Mar 2008 19:11 GMT
>> OR MINE ;-)
>>
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> fall.  We always got a couple of quart jars of that to take home when we
> visited.  No other apple butter in the world begins to compare.

Dinner cooked over a campfire is incomparable, too!  (And not just
because living outdoors tends to whet your appetite.)
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 04:08 GMT
you gotta still, we are friends, Lee
> sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn
> cob pipe hanging out of my mouth
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> >>>> proud
> >>>> that a city slicker found the site!!!
Kyla  =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 09:27 GMT
Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G>

"Stormmee"
> you gotta still, we are friends, Lee
> Matthew
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>> >>>> proud
>> >>>> that a city slicker found the site!!!
Granby - 06 Mar 2008 12:12 GMT
Wrong "still" girl, wrong "still".
> Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G>
>
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>>> >>>> proud
>>> >>>> that a city slicker found the site!!!
tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 18:34 GMT
> Wrong "still" girl, wrong "still".
>> Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G>

If the stuff is made right, both definitions will work.

Pam S.
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 21:14 GMT
"hic"  Lee

> > Wrong "still" girl, wrong "still".
> >> Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G>
>
> If the stuff is made right, both definitions will work.
>
> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 22:45 GMT
'up' <G>
Kyla

"Stormmee" <> "hic"  Lee
> tanadashoes
>>
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>>
>> Pam S.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 00:39 GMT
Noooo, you aren't getting any, I see how you react to the hard stuff.  Nooo,
Nodda and He** NO.
> "hic"  Lee
>>
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>>
>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 01:09 GMT
Huh?? What'd I do?
Kyla
--off for a nap with Mosey, who is  feeling better & putting on weight

"Granby"
> Noooo, you aren't getting any, I see how you react to the hard stuff.
> Nooo, Nodda and He** NO.
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>>>
>>> Pam S.
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 01:11 GMT
she meant me, she was sadly once present when a mutual friend gave me
whiskey thinking I was joking about my reaction to it... both Gramby and DH
executed a quick retreat saying to the friend"you're on your own bubba"  DH
did say he had bail money for me but for the ER for anyone else, lets just
say I won't ever be getting whiskey from that friend, I made a believer out
of him and several others that you do NOT give fire water to this squaw, Lee
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> Huh?? What'd I do?
> Kyla
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Granby - 07 Mar 2008 01:24 GMT
As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave.  To stay
would have been disaster.  About 75, mostly in a room with one drinking fire
water was not a pretty sight.

And yes, her DH did say to her that he had bail money and we did tell the
guy "Bubba you are on your own."  Everyone said "you are her best friend why
didn't you stay and help her if needed."  I may have been born at night ,
but, not that night. I knew when to get out of dodge.
> she meant me, she was sadly once present when a mutual friend gave me
> whiskey thinking I was joking about my reaction to it... both Gramby and
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>> >>> Pam S.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 01:32 GMT
BTW that was 75 mostly blind people in the room.
> As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave.  To
> stay would have been disaster.  About 75, mostly in a room with one
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>>> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:51 GMT
OMG, that's horrid !
Kyla
"Granby"
> BTW that was 75 mostly blind people in the room.
> "Granby"
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>>>> >>> Pam S.
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:01 GMT
and most of the people there were already well lubricated, lucky for the
ones I don't like I can't see at all, Lee
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> OMG, that's horrid !
> Kyla
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Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:33 GMT
Yepper!
> and most of the people there were already well lubricated, lucky for the
> ones I don't like I can't see at all, Lee
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Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:17 GMT
I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room.
We have some of the best conventions, there are about 175 more of us.  We
have some of the best times. We can give the phrase Blind Drunk a whole new
meaning.  Not really, but there are a few.  So long as I stick with wine I
am fine it's the other stuff I stay away from.
> OMG, that's horrid !
> Kyla
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Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:16 GMT
actually I think We ARE the original definition, Lee
> I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room.
> We have some of the best conventions, there are about 175 more of us.  We
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> >>>>> >>> Pam S.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:34 GMT
Hahn Yepper to that too.
> actually I think We ARE the original definition, Lee
>> I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room.
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>> >>>>> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:19 GMT
LOL
Kyla
--never got my cat nap
"Granby"
> Hahn Yepper to that too.
> "Stormmee"
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>>> >>>>> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:18 GMT
I knew what you meant Granby.  With my horrid PK's I have to take for my
kneex, I don't drink anything with alcohol, except for the rare occasion
when I drink Kailua (coffee liqueur  mixed with a lot of milk.  Then I don't
take my PK's.  I don't mix the two, too dangerous.
Kyla

"Granby"
>I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room.
>We have some of the best conventions, there are about 175 more of us.  We
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Granby - 07 Mar 2008 04:26 GMT
Hey try Godiva Chocolate with Carmel in your coffee.  I don't drink coffee
as a rule.  It is also good in Chocolate soy milk.  I bet Lee will be the
next one to add to this post.
>I knew what you meant Granby.  With my horrid PK's I have to take for my
>kneex, I don't drink anything with alcohol, except for the rare occasion
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Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:26 GMT
yes I will, one night we had enough we convinced ourselves that it would be
health food if we put the booze in the chocolate soy milk, not sure how
technically healthy it was but we all felt really good and it was a
wonderful taste, Lee
> Hey try Godiva Chocolate with Carmel in your coffee.  I don't drink coffee
> as a rule.  It is also good in Chocolate soy milk.  I bet Lee will be the
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> >>>>>>> >>>
> >>>>>>> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:52 GMT
I'm addicted to dark chocolate.  I LOVE it.
Kyla
"Stormmee"
> yes I will, one night we had enough we convinced ourselves that it would
> be
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Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:50 GMT
Oh droooool...I have latte syrups I use in my coffee...I gotts ta have my
cawfee
BTW, I just sent my pix to ya, along with DH Dutch's and a 20"x30" mosaic he
made me of the face of Jesus as well.  There are 3 jpg's attached to the
letter.  I hope you got it..go look now.
lemme know
"Granby"
> Hey try Godiva Chocolate with Carmel in your coffee.  I don't drink coffee
> as a rule.  It is also good in Chocolate soy milk.  I bet Lee will be the
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Granby - 07 Mar 2008 05:49 GMT
Got them.  The Mosaic is really neat.
> Oh droooool...I have latte syrups I use in my coffee...I gotts ta have my
> cawfee
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Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 08:28 GMT
Thanks..it IS beautiful, innit?
Kyla
"Granby"
> Got them.  The Mosaic is really neat.
> "Kyla =^..^="
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Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 01:39 GMT
being my best friend you know that I wouldn't need or want help, I told you
DH was very smart, Lee
> As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave.  To stay
> would have been disaster.  About 75, mostly in a room with one drinking fire
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> >> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:53 GMT
I would so love to meet you IRL :)
Kyla
"Stormmee"
> being my best friend you know that I wouldn't need or want help, I told
> you
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>> >> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:50 GMT
You are a very wise woman Gramby:)
Hug
Kyla
"Granby" <...
> As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave.  To
> stay would have been disaster.  About 75, mostly in a room with one
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>>> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:48 GMT
Oh, okay...geez, what a disaster :(
I hate the smell of whiskey..it makes me gag.
My ex abused it ...and me.!!  Drunken b***ard!!
a 12 year nightmare, that.
Kyla
"Stormmee"
> she meant me, she was sadly once present when a mutual friend gave me
> whiskey thinking I was joking about my reaction to it... both Gramby and
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>> >>> Pam S.
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:00 GMT
I have no trouble with any other alcohol, except I am allergic to beer, but
I can drink, and hold for the most part any poison you put in front of me,
and I like the taste of most of it, but whiskey makes me just plain mean,
and since I am not blessed with an overly sunny disposition in the first
place it gets ugly and quick, I will even pick a fight with someone I care
about, and well at the referred to incident there was the individual I would
most like to smack so she got both barrels, but I didn't hit her, Lee
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> Oh, okay...geez, what a disaster :(
> I hate the smell of whiskey..it makes me gag.
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Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:33 GMT
Sweet Pea, I would have paid you bail for that one!.  Some people can be
nasty even if they are sober.  She is so ugly (Don't anyone dare say "How
ugly is she) I mean in disposition I can't imagine her drunk.
>I have no trouble with any other alcohol, except I am allergic to beer, but
> I can drink, and hold for the most part any poison you put in front of me,
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>> >> >>> Pam S.
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:39 GMT
now you tell me!!! Lee, going into the corner to sulk,...
> Sweet Pea, I would have paid you bail for that one!.  Some people can be
> nasty even if they are sober.  She is so ugly (Don't anyone dare say "How
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> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:52 GMT
Hey, there is always the spring meeting.  Naaaaw, you might break a nail and
that wouldn't be worth it!
> now you tell me!!! Lee, going into the corner to sulk,...
>> Sweet Pea, I would have paid you bail for that one!.  Some people can be
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>> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:08 GMT
I will have to consider, if the meeting is close enough to my nail place...
Lee
> Hey, there is always the spring meeting.  Naaaaw, you might break a nail and
> that wouldn't be worth it!
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> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 04:24 GMT
No, some of the real pleasures in life should not always be taken advantage
of.
>I will have to consider, if the meeting is close enough to my nail place...
> Lee
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>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:22 GMT
HRMPH!!! Lee who is back in the corner sulking instead of doing laundry
> No, some of the real pleasures in life should not always be taken advantage
> of.
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> >> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:27 GMT
You guys crack me up and make me LOL
HUG
Kyla
who has no nails either
"Granby"
> No, some of the real pleasures in life should not always be taken
> advantage of.
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>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 04:30 GMT
We both have nice nails as a rule.  People say "are those yours?" I say yes,
after all, I paid for them so, they are mine.  I always wonder if I said I
stole them from someone what they would say.
> You guys crack me up and make me LOL
> HUG
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Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:28 GMT
have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I could look
nice for you, Lee
> We both have nice nails as a rule.  People say "are those yours?" I say yes,
> after all, I paid for them so, they are mine.  I always wonder if I said I
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> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 05:34 GMT
LOL
Kyla
--very pooped out...brrrr it's cold here right now

"Stormmee" > have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I
could look
> nice for you, Lee
> Granby
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>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 05:43 GMT
yeah that would work.
> have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I could look
> nice for you, Lee
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>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 01:41 GMT
LOL
Kyla
"Granby" > yeah that would work.
> "Stormmee"
>> have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I could
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>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S.
tanadashoes - 07 Mar 2008 17:01 GMT
> We both have nice nails as a rule.  People say "are those yours?" I say
> yes, after all, I paid for them so, they are mine.  I always wonder if I
> said I stole them from someone what they would say.

Mandy (daughter) had/has these incredible blue eyes.  When she was a baby
people used to look at her, look at me, and ask her where she got those blue
eyes.  Then they would get personal.  I got tired of it and told people that
she got them from her father and had to give them back to him next week.
What an amazing improvement.  They backed off gave me a funny look and left.
No more crowding, no more personal questions, and nor more pawing at her
like she was on the block.  People take incredible liberties with small
children and pregnant women.  I got to the place where I'd tell strangers
that my tummy was mine and I didn't share with strangers.

Pam S.
Yowie - 07 Mar 2008 20:50 GMT
>> We both have nice nails as a rule.  People say "are those yours?" I
>> say yes, after all, I paid for them so, they are mine.  I always
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> women.  I got to the place where I'd tell strangers that my tummy was
> mine and I didn't share with strangers.

I *still* remember my stomach being mauled when I was pregnant. I also
remember feeling like I was just abiological hatching device and my *only*
purpose, indeed *only* ability, skilll & chracter I had was that I could
bake a baby. The hospital didn't treat me much different either. It was when
a person smacked the prawn I was about to eat out of my hand and said "you
can't eat that, you're pregnant" that I realised just how archaic society's
attitudes still are to pregnant women.

Yowie
Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 01:56 GMT
"Yowie"
>> "Granby"
>>> We both have nice nails as a rule.  People say "are those yours?" I
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>> women.  I got to the place where I'd tell strangers that my tummy was
>> mine and I didn't share with strangers.

You got them good:)

> I *still* remember my stomach being mauled when I was pregnant. I also
> remember feeling like I was just abiological hatching device and my *only*
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>
> Yowie

Geez, why can't you eat prawns if you're pregnant?
Back in 1967, some 41 years ago, when I was expecting my first daughter (I
have 2)  I'd gained about 50 lbs and when my water broke, whoah.  I called
my Dr in Denver, and since the whole city was watching some program, and he
asked if I was having contractions, I said no, so he told me to go to the
hospital after the program was over, which I did, I was in labor for 15
hours and finally had to have a C-Section.
To the Guys here, you'll appreciate what your women go thru in childbirth if
you've ever had a 'charleyhorse'  That what contractions feel like.  Only
they come every coupla minutes apart lasting for a minute or 2 and YOU men
would NOT be able to stand the pain.  I'm not kidding here.
On my second C-Section, the damn Dr didn't let me get fully numb before he
started cutting me open, and I kept telling the bastard, "I'm NOT numb
yet..STOP"!!!  He just said 'knock her out"...grrrrrr
Now my gorls are age 41 and she has 2 teenage daughter and my youngest will
be 36 next month and is expecting her sixth child.  She's gonna get her
tubes tied after this one.  It's gonna be a boy.
I've got almost 8 Grandkids, and never get to see them because my oldest
daughter lives in Michigan and the one with almost 6 kids lives near Denver.
I got to see her first one, now age 17 get born.
HUG
Granny Kyla
Yowie - 10 Mar 2008 01:04 GMT
> "Yowie"
>>> "Granby"
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>
> Geez, why can't you eat prawns if you're pregnant?

Salmonella or something. Like you arent' suppose dto eat soft cheese or
salami or a whole bunch of other stuff. I loved what my doctor said though
"if you can keep it down, eat it". LOL. I couldn't stand the smell of
anything fried, of coffee or alchohol, and lots of other things. One of the
few things i Could eat with abandon was cheese and salami. But mostly I just
craved green vegetables. I ate lots of salads, and lost 20kg when i was
pregnant. (Of course, I found it all plus some more afterwards).

> To the Guys here, you'll appreciate what your women go thru in
> childbirth if you've ever had a 'charleyhorse'  That what
> contractions feel like.

What is a 'charleyhorse'? Some strange slang term you Merkins use :-)

> Only they come every coupla minutes apart
> lasting for a minute or 2 and YOU men would NOT be able to stand the
> pain.  I'm not kidding here.

Hah! I coudln't stand the pain either. I wussed out at 4cm dilation and
begged (BEGGED!) for the epidural. It was such a relief I actually kissed
the aneathitist (the guy who did it) - who looked approximately 70.

> On my second C-Section, the damn Dr didn't let me get fully numb
> before he started cutting me open, and I kept telling the bastard,
> "I'm NOT numb yet..STOP"!!!  He just said 'knock her out"...grrrrrr

*charming*. The worst thing about the birth (besides the pain) was how I was
treated like a bit of meat that didn't matter - I swear that even Joel got
treated more like a human being than I did. I am *still* angry about it 4
years later.

Yowie
bastXXXette@sonic.net - 10 Mar 2008 02:42 GMT
>> Geez, why can't you eat prawns if you're pregnant?

> Salmonella or something. Like you arent' suppose dto eat soft cheese or
> salami or a whole bunch of other stuff.

I can understand worrying about soft cheese getting salmonella, but
salami? Doesn't that stuff have so much preservative that no bacteria
could possibly live in it??

> > To the Guys here, you'll appreciate what your women go thru in
> > childbirth if you've ever had a 'charleyhorse'  That what
> > contractions feel like.

> What is a 'charleyhorse'? Some strange slang term you Merkins use :-)

It's a leg cramp. Ever wake up in the middle of the night feeling like
your calf or thigh is turning inside-out, or like someone's got it in a
vise and is squeezing tighter and tighter?

I had something similar to that in my upper back a few months ago. It
just kind of spasmed, and then was tenuous for hours and hours. I had to
be so careful how I moved, or it would go into spasm again. Only reason
I didn't go to the ER was that it wasn't a constant pain, it would only
flare up if I moved a certain way. Toward the end of the day, it stopped
happening and was finally able to relax.

>> On my second C-Section, the damn Dr didn't let me get fully numb
>> before he started cutting me open, and I kept telling the bastard,
>> "I'm NOT numb yet..STOP"!!!  He just said 'knock her out"...grrrrrr

> *charming*. The worst thing about the birth (besides the pain) was how I was
> treated like a bit of meat that didn't matter - I swear that even Joel got
> treated more like a human being than I did. I am *still* angry about it 4
> years later.

Unbelievable! I thought we'd finally gotten past that kind of treatment.

Joyce

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Stormmee - 09 Mar 2008 02:09 GMT
this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick
sense of personal space would have been like:

"eyes? eyes?  *look at DH  "do you think there were her father's or the
woman we shot to get he?"

Lee

> > We both have nice nails as a rule.  People say "are those yours?" I say
> > yes, after all, I paid for them so, they are mine.  I always wonder if I
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>
> Pam S.
Kyla =^..^= - 09 Mar 2008 07:02 GMT
LOL, I have 2 grown daughters and almost 8 grandkids.
Meow
Kyla

"Stormmee"
> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick
> sense of personal space would have been like:
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>>
>> Pam S.
tanadashoes - 09 Mar 2008 09:40 GMT
> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick
> sense of personal space would have been like:
>
> "eyes? eyes?  *look at DH  "do you think there were her father's or the
> woman we shot to get he?"

We were in a restaurant in Texas with my best friend Susie, her three kids
and Mandy.  The three of us had these old women going nuts as we talked as
though we were both cheating with Rob on  his wife.  And that all four of
those blonde children were his and his wife's and that we wanted  her to
take care of them next time.  As they left their table, one of them stopped
by ours and told us that Satan was having his way with us and that we should
be ashamed of putting those poor innocent babies through all that.  Susie
and I were hussies who were no better than we should be and so on and so
forth.  Somehow Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked her to go out
on a date with him.  We are not nice people.

Pam S
Adrian - 09 Mar 2008 14:20 GMT
>> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my
>> sick sense of personal space would have been like:
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> with him.  We are not nice people.
> Pam S

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall then. ;-)
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Outsider - 09 Mar 2008 19:24 GMT
>> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my
>> sick sense of personal space would have been like:
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>
> Pam S

I am sure the excitement you gave them extended their lives for years.
Lesley - 09 Mar 2008 19:51 GMT
We are not nice people.

Maybe not but you're hilariously funny!

Lesley

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bastXXXette@sonic.net - 09 Mar 2008 23:29 GMT
> We were in a restaurant in Texas with my best friend Susie, her three kids
> and Mandy.  The three of us had these old women going nuts as we talked as
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> forth.  Somehow Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked her to go out
> on a date with him.  We are not nice people.

Oh, c'mon, the busybodies deserved that! You gave them the time of their
lives - if they *have* lives, that is. :)

Joyce

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Granby - 09 Mar 2008 23:42 GMT
Pam, people who put their noses in other peoples business deserve what they
get.  Most fun I ever had was when my son and I were on a bike ride and we
stopped to eat.  Some women came in that acted like the Bike was the worst
thing ever.  I kept Mike from telling them off and, when we got up to leave,
I got my folding white can cane out of my purse, and flipped it open.  We
walked to the Bike and I got on in front. I started it and he reached over
my hands and we left the parking lot.  As soon as we were out of sight, we
exchanged places!!!!  Bet those old bitties are still talking to themselves.
And, no I don't ride anymore.

> > We were in a restaurant in Texas with my best friend Susie, her three
> > kids
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>
> Joyce
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:13 GMT
my kind of people, Lee

> > this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick
> > sense of personal space would have been like:
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>
> Pam S
Yowie - 10 Mar 2008 04:19 GMT
>> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my
>> sick sense of personal space would have been like:
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> Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked her to go out on a date
> with him.  We are not nice people.

See, there's nice, and there are those people that are just *begging* to
have their heads messed with. Joel & I usually try to oblige :-)

Yowie
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 07:36 GMT
sort of like when TV and OEJ were kittens, vet sent us to the store to get
meat only baby food, now DH nor I have ever had children and neither of us
have ever had to feed a baby so we are in that isle looking at the
ingredients... DH is reading and I keep saying no onions, no garlic, and
when we finally get what we want, I become aware of a couple behind us that
have been making comments about how stupid we are as parents... then DH
tells me the price of these little pots of gold and I say, forget it, lets
just give them away or drowned them or something, wench almost choked on her
tongue, Lee
> >> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my
> >> sick sense of personal space would have been like:
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>
> Yowie
Granby - 10 Mar 2008 11:34 GMT
hat is why she is my friend.
> sort of like when TV and OEJ were kittens, vet sent us to the store to get
> meat only baby food, now DH nor I have ever had children and neither of us
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>>
>> Yowie
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 11:43 GMT
thank you, Lee
> hat is why she is my friend.
> > sort of like when TV and OEJ were kittens, vet sent us to the store to get
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> >>
> >> Yowie
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 11 Mar 2008 03:39 GMT
>>> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my
>>> sick sense of personal space would have been like:
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> Yowie

You sound like kindred spirits!  (Too bad Australia is so far away, and
my traveling days have come to an end.)
Yowie - 11 Mar 2008 05:02 GMT
>> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick
>> sense of personal space would have been like:
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> so on and so forth.  Somehow Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked
> her to go out on a date with him.  We are not nice people.

Reminds me of this story (dunno how true it is):

A man had three dogs and was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and
standing in line at the check out.

The woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

On impulse,  he told her that no, he was starting The Meaty Bites Diet
again,  although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that he'd lost 20 kilos before he woke up in the intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both
arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works
is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete,  so
he was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with his story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if he'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because he had been poisoned.

He told her no - it was because he'd been sitting in the street licking his
balls and a car hit him.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid woman .... Why else would anyone buy dog food?
Stormmee - 11 Mar 2008 05:17 GMT
for the same reason the last time we were in Sam's club shopping for
groceries, a woman comes up to us and looks in our cart and says "oh I was
going to try that wine, is it any good?"  DH says with a straight face...
"NO, its nasty, that's why there are only four bottles in our cart",... she
said oh and walked away, Lee

> >> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick
> >> sense of personal space would have been like:
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> Stupid woman .... Why else would anyone buy dog food?