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Granby - 05 Mar 2008 07:33 GMT I don't know if you talker will work on the web page Matthew sent but, if not let me know. You have to send to the folks in Missouri. Is a whole page of Possum stuff. Like Catching it on a moon lit night, to stuffing and all sorts of recipes. Our Granny's would be so proud. Especially proud that a city slicker found the site!!!
Stormmee - 05 Mar 2008 10:15 GMT haven't looked at it, I guess if I sent it to my sister it would make her hurke like a kitten.... don't forget you are probably related to him, Lee
> I don't know if you talker will work on the web page Matthew sent but, if > not let me know. You have to send to the folks in Missouri. Is a whole > page of Possum stuff. Like Catching it on a moon lit night, to stuffing and > all sorts of recipes. Our Granny's would be so proud. Especially proud > that a city slicker found the site!!! Matthew - 05 Mar 2008 17:07 GMT City slicker please I was born and raised in The hills of kentucky. I am a hillbilly at heart but got to pretend to be a redneck here in florida don't want to scare the locals with my edumacation ;-)
> haven't looked at it, I guess if I sent it to my sister it would make her > hurke like a kitten.... don't forget you are probably related to him, Lee [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> all sorts of recipes. Our Granny's would be so proud. Especially proud >> that a city slicker found the site!!! Granby - 05 Mar 2008 23:48 GMT I was told this earlier today. I guess I didn't remember reading that anywhere else. It is with profound apologies that I called you a city Slicker. Anybody that know bout possums can't be all bad.
> City slicker please I was born and raised in The hills of kentucky. I am > a hillbilly at heart but got to pretend to be a redneck here in florida [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >>> all sorts of recipes. Our Granny's would be so proud. Especially proud >>> that a city slicker found the site!!! Matthew - 06 Mar 2008 00:06 GMT sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn cob pipe hanging out of my mouth big grin across my face playing blue grass on a banjo while the rest of the family is making sure the still is running right
>I was told this earlier today. I guess I didn't remember reading that >anywhere else. It is with profound apologies that I called you a city [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] >>>> proud >>>> that a city slicker found the site!!! Granby - 06 Mar 2008 00:11 GMT Oh my dear, you are so far behind. The banjo part is the only real thing, (besides the grin) The stills now are high tech and the old corn cop no longer exists. Now that they have "juiced" up the corn, the cob burns much easier and no longer adequate for smoking. I know we tried it last summer just for S&G's.
> sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn > cob pipe hanging out of my mouth [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >>>>> proud >>>>> that a city slicker found the site!!! tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 01:55 GMT > sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn > cob pipe hanging out of my mouth > big grin across my face playing blue grass on a banjo while the rest of > the family is making sure the still is running right Scary event around here. Before we bought this house we were quasi checking out neighborhoods in our chosen area. Fayetteville is a group of housing developments hooked together by a couple of main roads. We're driving down a street behind the kids' school when we see a side street we've never been down. We went down it. There at the bottom of a hill was a group of trailer houses. I swear to G*d there were blood hounds on the porch, cars up on blocks, trash in the yards, the works. Rob was hastily turning around when this guy with a long beard, jeans, suspenders and a ripped up t-shirt comes out complete with a double barrel shot gun. We didn't bother to see if there were any trailers for sale or rent.
Granby - 06 Mar 2008 02:05 GMT Sorry if it scared you, could have some of my relatives.
>> sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with >> corn cob pipe hanging out of my mouth [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > and a ripped up t-shirt comes out complete with a double barrel shot gun. > We didn't bother to see if there were any trailers for sale or rent. Matthew - 06 Mar 2008 02:14 GMT OR MINE ;-)
I would be more worried about a crack house looking place with 20 guys hanging around all day than what you described
If you ever want to see what my home town still looks like rent the movie that has Patrick Swayze as a hillbilly cop in it or watch the fire down below with Steven Seagal in it
> Sorry if it scared you, could have some of my relatives. >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >> and a ripped up t-shirt comes out complete with a double barrel shot gun. >> We didn't bother to see if there were any trailers for sale or rent. jofirey - 06 Mar 2008 05:02 GMT > OR MINE ;-) > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > that has Patrick Swayze as a hillbilly cop in it or watch the fire down > below with Steven Seagal in it You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a distinct memory for me. Remember the way the houses smelled in the winter? Kind of a combination of smoke and bacon? From the woodstoves. Friends of my mom had a big iron kettle out back where they cooked apple butter in the fall. We always got a couple of quart jars of that to take home when we visited. No other apple butter in the world begins to compare.
Jo
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 05:16 GMT *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats watch in amazement!!!* I love apple butter, Lee
> > OR MINE ;-) > > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Jo Granby - 06 Mar 2008 12:15 GMT Remind me next fall, I won't remember, and I will make you some.
> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the > cats [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >> >> Jo Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 21:15 GMT "hic" sure thing, Lee
> Remind me next fall, I won't remember, and I will make you some. > > *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > >> > >> Jo tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 23:07 GMT > "hic" sure thing, Lee Drunk. ;-D
Pam S. who sometimes wishes she could get drunk
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 23:21 GMT not at the moment, just wishful thinking, maybe after DH gets home, Lee
> > "hic" sure thing, Lee > > Drunk. ;-D > > Pam S. who sometimes wishes she could get drunk Matthew - 06 Mar 2008 23:32 GMT >> "hic" sure thing, Lee > > Drunk. ;-D > > Pam S. who sometimes wishes she could get drunk Here here Sister I quit drinking and smoking 10 years ago. Man I could have used many of drink since than.
I use as little alcohol as possible if I have to make a reduction sauce. I have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 23:53 GMT are you accepting volunteers, Lee
> >> "hic" sure thing, Lee > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > I use as little alcohol as possible if I have to make a reduction sauce. I > have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors Matthew - 07 Mar 2008 00:06 GMT always need a good woman by my side :-)
> are you accepting volunteers, Lee >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > I >> have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 00:54 GMT I know a few nice single women who would have no trouble being the taster, Lee
> always need a good woman by my side :-) > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > I > >> have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors Granby - 07 Mar 2008 00:42 GMT Hey Lee, there is a job for us!!!!
>>> "hic" sure thing, Lee >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > I use as little alcohol as possible if I have to make a reduction sauce. > I have some one else taste the wine to tell me the flavors Lesley - 09 Mar 2008 19:35 GMT > *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats > watch in amazement!!!* I love apple butter, What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking jam here or what?
Lesley
Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Granby - 09 Mar 2008 20:19 GMT No, it isn't jelly or jam. It is apples cooked down to practically nothing with spices and such. It spreads like butter but is apples. I googled just S*G's and most recipes called for cooking in "A crock Pot" I know I just felt my Granny turn over in her grave. When I find my recipe can post it if you want. The crock pot idea sounds different but not for me. On Mar 5, 10:16 pm, "Stormmee" <rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote:
> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the > cats > watch in amazement!!!* I love apple butter, What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking jam here or what?
Lesley
Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:16 GMT definitely needs cooking in cast iron, Lee
> No, it isn't jelly or jam. It is apples cooked down to practically nothing > with spices and such. It spreads like butter but is apples. I googled just [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Slave of the Fabulous Furballs Phoenix - 09 Mar 2008 20:22 GMT > What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else > mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking > jam here or what? Nope. We're talking concentrated essense of applesauce, basically. Or plums. (Might have been me that mentioned plum butter, because I make some every year from the plums that fall from our generous plum tree.)
What you do is quarter apples, cook them on low with a little water in the crockpot until they are very soft. Then you squish them through a strainer into a bowl, leaving the skins and seeds behind and producing a smooth applesauce. (I use the conical "hat" type strainer with the wooden cylindrical squisher. Wish I knew what that was called.)
Now you put that back into the (wiped out) crockpot, put it on low, add a little cinnamon and nutmeg and cook for about three days, stirring 2-3 times a day until the magic happens and it "butters up".
Which means it turns into this lovely, slightly shiny, thick, intensely flavored apple butter.
Works with any fruit...take the pits out of the stone fruits first, though.
Mmmmm....off to put plum butter on my pancakes...
Deborah Slave to the Gang of Eight
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:16 GMT ok here is what I do, quarter the apples, remove seeds and the stem, leave on the skin. rinse them to make sure they are damp. put into a deep iron skillet on low and cook until when you stir they are mush, then add spices, cook for the same amount of time it took them to be mush they will turn into butter, Lee
> > What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else > > mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Deborah > Slave to the Gang of Eight William Hamblen - 09 Mar 2008 23:20 GMT >> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats >> watch in amazement!!!* I love apple butter, [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Lesley The simplest description I can think of is "rendered apple sauce". You make apple sauce, put in some spices and then slow cook it until it turns into apple butter. Why they call it apple butter is beyond me. I never heard of plum butter before.
I don't make it, but I will eat it.
Bud
Granby - 09 Mar 2008 23:27 GMT pears also makes an excellent butter.
>>> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the >>> cats [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Bud Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:16 GMT you cook the fruit to a smooth buttery consistency and then in the case of apple add cinnamon sugar and a bit of nutmeg in some recipes. in the case of jelly its just the juice that is thickened, and in the case of jam its the juice with a bit of the fruit added back, the butter items contain everything you started with but its cooked smooth, Lee On Mar 5, 10:16 pm, "Stormmee" <rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote:
> *large amounts of drool gush from the side of the hoomins mouth as the cats > watch in amazement!!!* I love apple butter, What on Earth is apple butter? Come to think of it someone else mentioned plum butter in another thread a while back- are we talking jam here or what?
Lesley
Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Kyla =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 09:30 GMT "jofirey"
> "Matthew" < >> OR MINE ;-) >> >> I would be more worried about a crack house looking place with 20 guys >> hanging around all day than what you described LOL
>> If you ever want to see what my home town still looks like rent the >> movie that has Patrick Swayze as a hillbilly cop in it Next of Kin?
> or watch the fire down >> below with Steven Seagal in it I love Fire Down Below.
> You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a > distinct memory for me. Remember the way the houses smelled in the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Jo Oh droooooool...my gramma used to make pear butter. Those were the good ol days:) Kyla
Granby - 06 Mar 2008 12:14 GMT My daughter lives in Grand Island NY and this year she made apple butter. She was amazed at how many people said "I didn't know you could make that at home."
>> OR MINE ;-) >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Jo Kyla =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 22:49 GMT LOL...homemade applesauce is really easy to make at home too. Washington State is famous for our Apples. Kylatte' --having a wonderful latte DH just made me
"Granby"
> My daughter lives in Grand Island NY and this year she made apple butter. > She was amazed at how many people said "I didn't know you could make that [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >> >> Jo tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 23:20 GMT > LOL...homemade applesauce is really easy to make at home too. > Washington State is famous for our Apples. > Kylatte' > --having a wonderful latte DH just made me And bad over-priced coffee.
Pam S. who loves Washington State, just hate StarChucks, CharBucks, or whatever else we're calling it this time. Stuff tastes nasty to me.
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 00:43 GMT Yeah but you need the apples fresh not after they have laid around for six months.
> LOL...homemade applesauce is really easy to make at home too. > Washington State is famous for our Apples. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >>> >>> Jo jofirey - 07 Mar 2008 05:09 GMT > Yeah but you need the apples fresh not after they have laid around for six > months. So true. My grandfather managed an apple orchard in West Virginia. Best apples on earth.
You can make pretty decent apple butter by slow cooking it in the oven. But still nothing like as good as what we had when I was a kid.
I still make a great apple pie, and often make my own apple sauce. But I miss real apple cider. California insists it be pasteurized now. Not that there was anyplace left I could find really good fresh cider anyway.
Jo
Granby - 07 Mar 2008 05:48 GMT Well, my Granny said if you didn't cook apple butter outside you had to have a copper bottom pan, Burns to easy to suit me so I use a big old honker of an iron pot. Wrist is bad sometimes and I need two men and six boy scouts to lift it on the stove.
We can still get good cider here and I can drink a gallon of it by myself.
Of course then the new book title comes in handy.
2 Miles to the outhouse by Will Shee Make It!
>> Yeah but you need the apples fresh not after they have laid around for >> six [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Jo Granby - 07 Mar 2008 06:00 GMT I couldn't figure for the life of me who BENNY was. Called lee to find out and my comments is. Miz Lee, I ain't lookin' to take wun ta raise. If there is another time for me, I want to be the one to be spoiled. Although wouldn't know how to act about that either. You got one commin" Sister.
> Well, my Granny said if you didn't cook apple butter outside you had to > have a copper bottom pan, Burns to easy to suit me so I use a big old [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >> >> Jo Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 06:41 GMT I guess he is just a bit young... but so sweet, Lee...btw for the rest of you, he's the guy at the nail place that insists on giving her the pedicure,
> I couldn't figure for the life of me who BENNY was. Called lee to find out > and my comments is. Miz Lee, I ain't lookin' to take wun ta raise. If [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > >> > >> Jo Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 08:34 GMT The 'guy' at the nail place?? Is he gay or like a biker or...? Just wondering Does he do tattoos? I wanna get a 'catoo'. <G> Kyla "Stormmee"
>I guess he is just a bit young... but so sweet, Lee...btw for the rest of > you, he's the guy at the nail place that insists on giving her the [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] >> >> >> >> Jo Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 10:22 GMT No tattoos for me or at the nail place, he does manicures/pedicures, is mid 20/30s very attractive and sweet, Lee Kyla =^..^= <kyla.waterman@comcast.net> wrote in message news:BoWdnQi2PPaiY03anZ2dnUVZ_uCinZ2d@comcast.com...
> The 'guy' at the nail place?? Is he gay or like a biker or...? > Just wondering [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > >> >> > >> >> Jo Granby - 07 Mar 2008 13:15 GMT Like I said, I don't take them to raise. He doesn't speak much English either. I walk a lot and after pushing someone in a wheel chair, he was too stubborn togged an electric one until the last 6 months of his life, my legs are about the only thing that hasn't gone south on me. Somehow this fascinates him. It is almost funny.
> No tattoos for me or at the nail place, he does manicures/pedicures, is > mid [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] >> >> >> >> >> >> Jo Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 02:09 GMT Where's he from? Kyla "Granby"
> Like I said, I don't take them to raise. He doesn't speak much English > either. I walk a lot and after pushing someone in a wheel chair, he was [quoted text clipped - 68 lines] >>> >> >> >>> >> >> Jo Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 02:07 GMT Lee, I was kidding..I could never get a tattoo..I hate needles! And FYI, I have nothing against gays either <G> Not that I'm saying Benny is...but Gay guys make the nicest friends, and I've lost a few of mine to that 'terrible disease' :( Hug Kyla "Stormmee" <
> No tattoos for me or at the nail place, he does manicures/pedicures, is > mid [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] >> >> >> >> >> >> Jo Granby - 08 Mar 2008 02:22 GMT Not Lee but that isn't what she was saying. He is Vietnamese or something and doesn't speak English hardly at all. He for reason liked me as I tried to talk to him and we had quite a time trying to understand each other. Also the tip I left didn't hurt. When I go in there with her, I know I will always get someone who does a good job.
Wouldn't matter if he was gay or not, he is still a kewl kid.
> Lee, I was kidding..I could never get a tattoo..I hate needles! > And FYI, I have nothing against gays either <G> [quoted text clipped - 68 lines] >>> >> >> >>> >> >> Jo Kyla =^..^= - 09 Mar 2008 07:06 GMT Hmmm, interesting <G> That must be fun. I wish I haf an IRL woman friend I could go places and do things with. We could get good parking too as I have a 'handicapped' placard. Oh well. DH will have to do <G> Hug Kyla "Granby"
> Not Lee but that isn't what she was saying. He is Vietnamese or something > and doesn't speak English hardly at all. He for reason liked me as I [quoted text clipped - 76 lines] >>>> >> >> >>>> >> >> Jo Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:11 GMT and the last time the poor thing had a hideous tooth ache, Lee
> Hmmm, interesting <G> > That must be fun. I wish I haf an IRL woman friend I could go places and do [quoted text clipped - 84 lines] > >>>> >> >> > >>>> >> >> Jo Stormmee - 09 Mar 2008 04:14 GMT that is what is so great about this guy, many of these guys in the spa industry are either gay or not Manly at all this guy manages to be ragingly heterosexual with threatening anyone, Lee
> Lee, I was kidding..I could never get a tattoo..I hate needles! > And FYI, I have nothing against gays either <G> [quoted text clipped - 65 lines] > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Jo Kyla =^..^= - 09 Mar 2008 07:08 GMT LOL, that's good to hear. HUG Kyla "Stormmee"
> that is what is so great about this guy, many of these guys in the spa > industry are either gay or not Manly at all this guy manages to be [quoted text clipped - 81 lines] >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Jo Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 08:31 GMT I hear that, we have some cast iron skillets, and they are heavy... "Granby"
> Well, my Granny said if you didn't cook apple butter outside you had to > have a copper bottom pan, Burns to easy to suit me so I use a big old [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >> >> Jo tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 18:31 GMT > You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a > distinct memory for me. Remember the way the houses smelled in the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > home when we visited. No other apple butter in the world begins to > compare. We used to make it when I was a kid. I don't remember the recipe for it, but man the house smelled like cinnamon, apples and other good stuff for days. We also used to cook our ham and beans, split pea soup, and other slow cooker stuff on the wood stove (two steps up from the Franklin stove) that was used to heat our house. It saved a lot of power bills and fed us at the same time.
Pam S.
Kyla =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 22:54 GMT "tanadashoes" ...
> "jofirey" >>> >> >> You know, reading all you hill folk talking about home really triggered a >> distinct memory for me. Remember the way the houses smelled in the >> winter? Kind of a combination of smoke and bacon? From the woodstoves. Ah yes, but I lived in Denver as a kid.
>> Friends of my mom had a big iron kettle out back where they cooked apple >> butter in the fall. We always got a couple of quart jars of that to take >> home when we visited. No other apple butter in the world begins to >> compare. Drooling.
> We used to make it when I was a kid. I don't remember the recipe for it, > but man the house smelled like cinnamon, apples and other good stuff for [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Pam S. My maternal Grandma used to make pancakes on a wood stove she had outside. I have such fond memories of both my Grandmothers, who hated each other and were trying to 'out-do' each other for us 3 girls. LOL. HUGS Kyla --and Clowder
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 06 Mar 2008 19:11 GMT >> OR MINE ;-) >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > fall. We always got a couple of quart jars of that to take home when we > visited. No other apple butter in the world begins to compare. Dinner cooked over a campfire is incomparable, too! (And not just because living outdoors tends to whet your appetite.)
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 04:08 GMT you gotta still, we are friends, Lee
> sitting on the front porch drinking out of a corn jug marked xxx with corn > cob pipe hanging out of my mouth [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >>>> proud > >>>> that a city slicker found the site!!! Kyla =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 09:27 GMT Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G>
"Stormmee"
> you gotta still, we are friends, Lee > Matthew [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >> >>>> proud >> >>>> that a city slicker found the site!!! Granby - 06 Mar 2008 12:12 GMT Wrong "still" girl, wrong "still".
> Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G> > [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] >>> >>>> proud >>> >>>> that a city slicker found the site!!! tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 18:34 GMT > Wrong "still" girl, wrong "still". >> Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G> If the stuff is made right, both definitions will work.
Pam S.
Stormmee - 06 Mar 2008 21:14 GMT "hic" Lee
> > Wrong "still" girl, wrong "still". > >> Kyla sings 'in the 'still' of the night <G> > > If the stuff is made right, both definitions will work. > > Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 22:45 GMT 'up' <G> Kyla
"Stormmee" <> "hic" Lee
> tanadashoes >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 00:39 GMT Noooo, you aren't getting any, I see how you react to the hard stuff. Nooo, Nodda and He** NO.
> "hic" Lee >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> >> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 01:09 GMT Huh?? What'd I do? Kyla --off for a nap with Mosey, who is feeling better & putting on weight
"Granby"
> Noooo, you aren't getting any, I see how you react to the hard stuff. > Nooo, Nodda and He** NO. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >>> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 01:11 GMT she meant me, she was sadly once present when a mutual friend gave me whiskey thinking I was joking about my reaction to it... both Gramby and DH executed a quick retreat saying to the friend"you're on your own bubba" DH did say he had bail money for me but for the ER for anyone else, lets just say I won't ever be getting whiskey from that friend, I made a believer out of him and several others that you do NOT give fire water to this squaw, Lee Kyla =^..^= <kyla.waterman@comcast.net> wrote in message news:_fOdnUFyn4qHC03anZ2dnUVZ_oOnnZ2d@comcast.com...
> Huh?? What'd I do? > Kyla [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >>> > >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 01:24 GMT As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave. To stay would have been disaster. About 75, mostly in a room with one drinking fire water was not a pretty sight.
And yes, her DH did say to her that he had bail money and we did tell the guy "Bubba you are on your own." Everyone said "you are her best friend why didn't you stay and help her if needed." I may have been born at night , but, not that night. I knew when to get out of dodge.
> she meant me, she was sadly once present when a mutual friend gave me > whiskey thinking I was joking about my reaction to it... both Gramby and [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >> >>> >> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 01:32 GMT BTW that was 75 mostly blind people in the room.
> As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave. To > stay would have been disaster. About 75, mostly in a room with one [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >>> >>> >>> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:51 GMT OMG, that's horrid ! Kyla "Granby"
> BTW that was 75 mostly blind people in the room. > "Granby" [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] >>>> >>> >>>> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:01 GMT and most of the people there were already well lubricated, lucky for the ones I don't like I can't see at all, Lee Kyla =^..^= <kyla.waterman@comcast.net> wrote in message news:k5WdnfzeONJTME3anZ2dnUVZ_u6rnZ2d@comcast.com...
> OMG, that's horrid ! > Kyla [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > >>>> >>> > >>>> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:33 GMT Yepper!
> and most of the people there were already well lubricated, lucky for the > ones I don't like I can't see at all, Lee [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] >> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:17 GMT I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room. We have some of the best conventions, there are about 175 more of us. We have some of the best times. We can give the phrase Blind Drunk a whole new meaning. Not really, but there are a few. So long as I stick with wine I am fine it's the other stuff I stay away from.
> OMG, that's horrid ! > Kyla [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:16 GMT actually I think We ARE the original definition, Lee
> I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room. > We have some of the best conventions, there are about 175 more of us. We [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > >>>>> >>> > >>>>> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:34 GMT Hahn Yepper to that too.
> actually I think We ARE the original definition, Lee >> I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room. [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] >> >>>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:19 GMT LOL Kyla --never got my cat nap "Granby"
> Hahn Yepper to that too. > "Stormmee" [quoted text clipped - 64 lines] >>> >>>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:18 GMT I knew what you meant Granby. With my horrid PK's I have to take for my kneex, I don't drink anything with alcohol, except for the rare occasion when I drink Kailua (coffee liqueur mixed with a lot of milk. Then I don't take my PK's. I don't mix the two, too dangerous. Kyla
"Granby"
>I hope you mean that she drank fire water and not the people in the room. >We have some of the best conventions, there are about 175 more of us. We [quoted text clipped - 48 lines] >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 04:26 GMT Hey try Godiva Chocolate with Carmel in your coffee. I don't drink coffee as a rule. It is also good in Chocolate soy milk. I bet Lee will be the next one to add to this post.
>I knew what you meant Granby. With my horrid PK's I have to take for my >kneex, I don't drink anything with alcohol, except for the rare occasion [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] >>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:26 GMT yes I will, one night we had enough we convinced ourselves that it would be health food if we put the booze in the chocolate soy milk, not sure how technically healthy it was but we all felt really good and it was a wonderful taste, Lee
> Hey try Godiva Chocolate with Carmel in your coffee. I don't drink coffee > as a rule. It is also good in Chocolate soy milk. I bet Lee will be the [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] > >>>>>>> >>> > >>>>>>> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:52 GMT I'm addicted to dark chocolate. I LOVE it. Kyla "Stormmee"
> yes I will, one night we had enough we convinced ourselves that it would > be [quoted text clipped - 75 lines] >> >>>>>>> >>> >> >>>>>>> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:50 GMT Oh droooool...I have latte syrups I use in my coffee...I gotts ta have my cawfee BTW, I just sent my pix to ya, along with DH Dutch's and a 20"x30" mosaic he made me of the face of Jesus as well. There are 3 jpg's attached to the letter. I hope you got it..go look now. lemme know "Granby"
> Hey try Godiva Chocolate with Carmel in your coffee. I don't drink coffee > as a rule. It is also good in Chocolate soy milk. I bet Lee will be the [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] >>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 05:49 GMT Got them. The Mosaic is really neat.
> Oh droooool...I have latte syrups I use in my coffee...I gotts ta have my > cawfee [quoted text clipped - 68 lines] >>>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 08:28 GMT Thanks..it IS beautiful, innit? Kyla "Granby"
> Got them. The Mosaic is really neat. > "Kyla =^..^=" [quoted text clipped - 70 lines] >>>>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 01:39 GMT being my best friend you know that I wouldn't need or want help, I told you DH was very smart, Lee
> As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave. To stay > would have been disaster. About 75, mostly in a room with one drinking fire [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > >> >>> > >> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:53 GMT I would so love to meet you IRL :) Kyla "Stormmee"
> being my best friend you know that I wouldn't need or want help, I told > you [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] >> >> >>> >> >> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:50 GMT You are a very wise woman Gramby:) Hug Kyla "Granby" <...
> As soon as we knew what he gave you, we knew it was time to leave. To > stay would have been disaster. About 75, mostly in a room with one [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >>> >>> >>> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 02:48 GMT Oh, okay...geez, what a disaster :( I hate the smell of whiskey..it makes me gag. My ex abused it ...and me.!! Drunken b***ard!! a 12 year nightmare, that. Kyla "Stormmee"
> she meant me, she was sadly once present when a mutual friend gave me > whiskey thinking I was joking about my reaction to it... both Gramby and [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >> >>> >> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:00 GMT I have no trouble with any other alcohol, except I am allergic to beer, but I can drink, and hold for the most part any poison you put in front of me, and I like the taste of most of it, but whiskey makes me just plain mean, and since I am not blessed with an overly sunny disposition in the first place it gets ugly and quick, I will even pick a fight with someone I care about, and well at the referred to incident there was the individual I would most like to smack so she got both barrels, but I didn't hit her, Lee Kyla =^..^= <kyla.waterman@comcast.net> wrote in message news:CtmdnTJqXfzaME3anZ2dnUVZ_uSgnZ2d@comcast.com...
> Oh, okay...geez, what a disaster :( > I hate the smell of whiskey..it makes me gag. [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > >> >>> > >> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:33 GMT Sweet Pea, I would have paid you bail for that one!. Some people can be nasty even if they are sober. She is so ugly (Don't anyone dare say "How ugly is she) I mean in disposition I can't imagine her drunk.
>I have no trouble with any other alcohol, except I am allergic to beer, but > I can drink, and hold for the most part any poison you put in front of me, [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] >> >> >>> >> >> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 03:39 GMT now you tell me!!! Lee, going into the corner to sulk,...
> Sweet Pea, I would have paid you bail for that one!. Some people can be > nasty even if they are sober. She is so ugly (Don't anyone dare say "How [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > >> >> >>> > >> >> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 03:52 GMT Hey, there is always the spring meeting. Naaaaw, you might break a nail and that wouldn't be worth it!
> now you tell me!!! Lee, going into the corner to sulk,... >> Sweet Pea, I would have paid you bail for that one!. Some people can be [quoted text clipped - 61 lines] >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:08 GMT I will have to consider, if the meeting is close enough to my nail place... Lee
> Hey, there is always the spring meeting. Naaaaw, you might break a nail and > that wouldn't be worth it! [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 04:24 GMT No, some of the real pleasures in life should not always be taken advantage of.
>I will have to consider, if the meeting is close enough to my nail place... > Lee [quoted text clipped - 75 lines] >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:22 GMT HRMPH!!! Lee who is back in the corner sulking instead of doing laundry
> No, some of the real pleasures in life should not always be taken advantage > of. [quoted text clipped - 77 lines] > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 04:27 GMT You guys crack me up and make me LOL HUG Kyla who has no nails either "Granby"
> No, some of the real pleasures in life should not always be taken > advantage of. [quoted text clipped - 83 lines] >>> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 04:30 GMT We both have nice nails as a rule. People say "are those yours?" I say yes, after all, I paid for them so, they are mine. I always wonder if I said I stole them from someone what they would say.
> You guys crack me up and make me LOL > HUG [quoted text clipped - 95 lines] >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Stormmee - 07 Mar 2008 04:28 GMT have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I could look nice for you, Lee
> We both have nice nails as a rule. People say "are those yours?" I say yes, > after all, I paid for them so, they are mine. I always wonder if I said I [quoted text clipped - 98 lines] > >>>> >> >> >> >>> > >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 05:34 GMT LOL Kyla --very pooped out...brrrr it's cold here right now
"Stormmee" > have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I could look
> nice for you, Lee > Granby [quoted text clipped - 110 lines] >> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Granby - 07 Mar 2008 05:43 GMT yeah that would work.
> have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I could look > nice for you, Lee [quoted text clipped - 110 lines] >> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 01:41 GMT LOL Kyla "Granby" > yeah that would work.
> "Stormmee" >> have considered saying of course not, I just barrowed them so I could [quoted text clipped - 119 lines] >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> Pam S. tanadashoes - 07 Mar 2008 17:01 GMT > We both have nice nails as a rule. People say "are those yours?" I say > yes, after all, I paid for them so, they are mine. I always wonder if I > said I stole them from someone what they would say. Mandy (daughter) had/has these incredible blue eyes. When she was a baby people used to look at her, look at me, and ask her where she got those blue eyes. Then they would get personal. I got tired of it and told people that she got them from her father and had to give them back to him next week. What an amazing improvement. They backed off gave me a funny look and left. No more crowding, no more personal questions, and nor more pawing at her like she was on the block. People take incredible liberties with small children and pregnant women. I got to the place where I'd tell strangers that my tummy was mine and I didn't share with strangers.
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Yowie - 07 Mar 2008 20:50 GMT >> We both have nice nails as a rule. People say "are those yours?" I >> say yes, after all, I paid for them so, they are mine. I always [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > women. I got to the place where I'd tell strangers that my tummy was > mine and I didn't share with strangers. I *still* remember my stomach being mauled when I was pregnant. I also remember feeling like I was just abiological hatching device and my *only* purpose, indeed *only* ability, skilll & chracter I had was that I could bake a baby. The hospital didn't treat me much different either. It was when a person smacked the prawn I was about to eat out of my hand and said "you can't eat that, you're pregnant" that I realised just how archaic society's attitudes still are to pregnant women.
Yowie
Kyla =^..^= - 08 Mar 2008 01:56 GMT "Yowie"
>> "Granby" >>> We both have nice nails as a rule. People say "are those yours?" I [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >> women. I got to the place where I'd tell strangers that my tummy was >> mine and I didn't share with strangers. You got them good:)
> I *still* remember my stomach being mauled when I was pregnant. I also > remember feeling like I was just abiological hatching device and my *only* [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Yowie Geez, why can't you eat prawns if you're pregnant? Back in 1967, some 41 years ago, when I was expecting my first daughter (I have 2) I'd gained about 50 lbs and when my water broke, whoah. I called my Dr in Denver, and since the whole city was watching some program, and he asked if I was having contractions, I said no, so he told me to go to the hospital after the program was over, which I did, I was in labor for 15 hours and finally had to have a C-Section. To the Guys here, you'll appreciate what your women go thru in childbirth if you've ever had a 'charleyhorse' That what contractions feel like. Only they come every coupla minutes apart lasting for a minute or 2 and YOU men would NOT be able to stand the pain. I'm not kidding here. On my second C-Section, the damn Dr didn't let me get fully numb before he started cutting me open, and I kept telling the bastard, "I'm NOT numb yet..STOP"!!! He just said 'knock her out"...grrrrrr Now my gorls are age 41 and she has 2 teenage daughter and my youngest will be 36 next month and is expecting her sixth child. She's gonna get her tubes tied after this one. It's gonna be a boy. I've got almost 8 Grandkids, and never get to see them because my oldest daughter lives in Michigan and the one with almost 6 kids lives near Denver. I got to see her first one, now age 17 get born. HUG Granny Kyla
Yowie - 10 Mar 2008 01:04 GMT > "Yowie" >>> "Granby" [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Geez, why can't you eat prawns if you're pregnant? Salmonella or something. Like you arent' suppose dto eat soft cheese or salami or a whole bunch of other stuff. I loved what my doctor said though "if you can keep it down, eat it". LOL. I couldn't stand the smell of anything fried, of coffee or alchohol, and lots of other things. One of the few things i Could eat with abandon was cheese and salami. But mostly I just craved green vegetables. I ate lots of salads, and lost 20kg when i was pregnant. (Of course, I found it all plus some more afterwards).
> To the Guys here, you'll appreciate what your women go thru in > childbirth if you've ever had a 'charleyhorse' That what > contractions feel like. What is a 'charleyhorse'? Some strange slang term you Merkins use :-)
> Only they come every coupla minutes apart > lasting for a minute or 2 and YOU men would NOT be able to stand the > pain. I'm not kidding here. Hah! I coudln't stand the pain either. I wussed out at 4cm dilation and begged (BEGGED!) for the epidural. It was such a relief I actually kissed the aneathitist (the guy who did it) - who looked approximately 70.
> On my second C-Section, the damn Dr didn't let me get fully numb > before he started cutting me open, and I kept telling the bastard, > "I'm NOT numb yet..STOP"!!! He just said 'knock her out"...grrrrrr *charming*. The worst thing about the birth (besides the pain) was how I was treated like a bit of meat that didn't matter - I swear that even Joel got treated more like a human being than I did. I am *still* angry about it 4 years later.
Yowie
bastXXXette@sonic.net - 10 Mar 2008 02:42 GMT >> Geez, why can't you eat prawns if you're pregnant?
> Salmonella or something. Like you arent' suppose dto eat soft cheese or > salami or a whole bunch of other stuff. I can understand worrying about soft cheese getting salmonella, but salami? Doesn't that stuff have so much preservative that no bacteria could possibly live in it??
> > To the Guys here, you'll appreciate what your women go thru in > > childbirth if you've ever had a 'charleyhorse' That what > > contractions feel like.
> What is a 'charleyhorse'? Some strange slang term you Merkins use :-) It's a leg cramp. Ever wake up in the middle of the night feeling like your calf or thigh is turning inside-out, or like someone's got it in a vise and is squeezing tighter and tighter?
I had something similar to that in my upper back a few months ago. It just kind of spasmed, and then was tenuous for hours and hours. I had to be so careful how I moved, or it would go into spasm again. Only reason I didn't go to the ER was that it wasn't a constant pain, it would only flare up if I moved a certain way. Toward the end of the day, it stopped happening and was finally able to relax.
>> On my second C-Section, the damn Dr didn't let me get fully numb >> before he started cutting me open, and I kept telling the bastard, >> "I'm NOT numb yet..STOP"!!! He just said 'knock her out"...grrrrrr
> *charming*. The worst thing about the birth (besides the pain) was how I was > treated like a bit of meat that didn't matter - I swear that even Joel got > treated more like a human being than I did. I am *still* angry about it 4 > years later. Unbelievable! I thought we'd finally gotten past that kind of treatment.
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Stormmee - 09 Mar 2008 02:09 GMT this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick sense of personal space would have been like:
"eyes? eyes? *look at DH "do you think there were her father's or the woman we shot to get he?"
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> > We both have nice nails as a rule. People say "are those yours?" I say > > yes, after all, I paid for them so, they are mine. I always wonder if I [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Pam S. Kyla =^..^= - 09 Mar 2008 07:02 GMT LOL, I have 2 grown daughters and almost 8 grandkids. Meow Kyla
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> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick > sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] >> >> Pam S. tanadashoes - 09 Mar 2008 09:40 GMT > this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick > sense of personal space would have been like: > > "eyes? eyes? *look at DH "do you think there were her father's or the > woman we shot to get he?" We were in a restaurant in Texas with my best friend Susie, her three kids and Mandy. The three of us had these old women going nuts as we talked as though we were both cheating with Rob on his wife. And that all four of those blonde children were his and his wife's and that we wanted her to take care of them next time. As they left their table, one of them stopped by ours and told us that Satan was having his way with us and that we should be ashamed of putting those poor innocent babies through all that. Susie and I were hussies who were no better than we should be and so on and so forth. Somehow Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked her to go out on a date with him. We are not nice people.
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Adrian - 09 Mar 2008 14:20 GMT >> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my >> sick sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > with him. We are not nice people. > Pam S I wish I could have been a fly on the wall then. ;-)
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Outsider - 09 Mar 2008 19:24 GMT >> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my >> sick sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Pam S I am sure the excitement you gave them extended their lives for years.
Lesley - 09 Mar 2008 19:51 GMT We are not nice people.
Maybe not but you're hilariously funny!
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bastXXXette@sonic.net - 09 Mar 2008 23:29 GMT > We were in a restaurant in Texas with my best friend Susie, her three kids > and Mandy. The three of us had these old women going nuts as we talked as [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > forth. Somehow Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked her to go out > on a date with him. We are not nice people. Oh, c'mon, the busybodies deserved that! You gave them the time of their lives - if they *have* lives, that is. :)
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Granby - 09 Mar 2008 23:42 GMT Pam, people who put their noses in other peoples business deserve what they get. Most fun I ever had was when my son and I were on a bike ride and we stopped to eat. Some women came in that acted like the Bike was the worst thing ever. I kept Mike from telling them off and, when we got up to leave, I got my folding white can cane out of my purse, and flipped it open. We walked to the Bike and I got on in front. I started it and he reached over my hands and we left the parking lot. As soon as we were out of sight, we exchanged places!!!! Bet those old bitties are still talking to themselves. And, no I don't ride anymore.
> > We were in a restaurant in Texas with my best friend Susie, her three > > kids [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Joyce Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 00:13 GMT my kind of people, Lee
> > this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick > > sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Pam S Yowie - 10 Mar 2008 04:19 GMT >> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my >> sick sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked her to go out on a date > with him. We are not nice people. See, there's nice, and there are those people that are just *begging* to have their heads messed with. Joel & I usually try to oblige :-)
Yowie
Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 07:36 GMT sort of like when TV and OEJ were kittens, vet sent us to the store to get meat only baby food, now DH nor I have ever had children and neither of us have ever had to feed a baby so we are in that isle looking at the ingredients... DH is reading and I keep saying no onions, no garlic, and when we finally get what we want, I become aware of a couple behind us that have been making comments about how stupid we are as parents... then DH tells me the price of these little pots of gold and I say, forget it, lets just give them away or drowned them or something, wench almost choked on her tongue, Lee
> >> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my > >> sick sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Yowie Granby - 10 Mar 2008 11:34 GMT hat is why she is my friend.
> sort of like when TV and OEJ were kittens, vet sent us to the store to get > meat only baby food, now DH nor I have ever had children and neither of us [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >> >> Yowie Stormmee - 10 Mar 2008 11:43 GMT thank you, Lee
> hat is why she is my friend. > > sort of like when TV and OEJ were kittens, vet sent us to the store to get [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > >> > >> Yowie EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 11 Mar 2008 03:39 GMT >>> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my >>> sick sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Yowie You sound like kindred spirits! (Too bad Australia is so far away, and my traveling days have come to an end.)
Yowie - 11 Mar 2008 05:02 GMT >> this is yet another reason that I chose to not have children... my sick >> sense of personal space would have been like: [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > so on and so forth. Somehow Susie an I kept a straight face as Rob asked > her to go out on a date with him. We are not nice people. Reminds me of this story (dunno how true it is):
A man had three dogs and was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind him asked if he had a dog.
On impulse, he told her that no, he was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 20 kilos before he woke up in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.
He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete, so he was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if he'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned.
He told her no - it was because he'd been sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid woman .... Why else would anyone buy dog food?
Stormmee - 11 Mar 2008 05:17 GMT for the same reason the last time we were in Sam's club shopping for groceries, a woman comes up to us and looks in our cart and says "oh I was going to try that wine, is it any good?" DH says with a straight face... "NO, its nasty, that's why there are only four bottles in our cart",... she said oh and walked away, Lee
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