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If Ya Gotta Feed The Trollz  OT

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Kyla  =^..^= - 04 Mar 2008 00:06 GMT
I came up with a Troll  Banquet Menu I made up for the Floyd group a long
time ago.
Things like

Tripe Flambe'
Spam on Wry
Flounder ala mud
Fried Crow
Haz Bean roll ups
Forked Tongue
Hostili-Teas to drink
etc
There was more, I tried to Giggle it up, but coundn't find the whole thing,
but there are some of the items on the menu.
And of course, muzak provided by Pat Boone' In A Metal Mood, No More Mister
Nice Guy'...I actually have that CD...

Kyla
--and curious Clowder
john sumner - 04 Mar 2008 00:11 GMT
> I came up with a Troll  Banquet Menu I made up for the Floyd group a
> long time ago.
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> Kyla
> --and curious Clowder

Pat boone oh yuck kyla, thought you would ahve better taste then that<G>
Kyla  =^..^= - 04 Mar 2008 10:25 GMT
"john sumner"
>" Kyla  =^..^=" >
>> I came up with a Troll  Banquet Menu I made up for the Floyd group a
>> long time ago.
>> Things like

Flambe' of Tripe
Forked Tongue
Spam on Wry
Openface Crab Poofs
Artichoke-ya Dip
Driveled Eggs
Haz Bean roll ups
Haute Snapper
Clown Rib Roast
Deep Fried Crow
Openface Crab Poofs
Flounder ala mud
Eggs  Benedict Arnold
Mareken Blowfish
Red and white whines
Hostili-Teas

And of course, muzak provided by Pat Boone' In A Metal Mood, No More
Mister Nice Guy'...I actually have that CD...

> Pat boone oh yuck kyla, thought you would ahve better taste then that<G>

Pat Boone singing 'You've Got Another Thing Coming"  (Judas Priest)
ROTFLOL

Enjoy:)
Kyla

PS, Some nice person Giggled up the whole thing so I thot I'd go ahead and
post it.
It was in the dusty archives from 2000, 2001

Fangs alot d00d:)
john sumner - 04 Mar 2008 12:38 GMT
>  Pat Boone singing 'You've Got Another Thing Coming"  (Judas Priest)
> ROTFLOL
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Fangs alot d00d:)

When i heard that i almost threw up, as it was it cost him big time with
the folks from TBN
Kyla  =^..^= - 04 Mar 2008 22:05 GMT
"john sumner" ...
>" Kyla  =^..^="
>>  Pat Boone singing 'You've Got Another Thing Coming"  (Judas Priest)
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> When i heard that i almost threw up, as it was it cost him big time with
> the folks from TBN

The poopoo heads at CBN dropped Pat's show for him being 'imoral'...
geez, dey gotsa get a grip/sense of humor.
He was just havin fun iz all

No More Mister Nice Guy...sa-wing <G> (Alice Cooper)
Daniel Mahoney - 04 Mar 2008 22:11 GMT
> The poopoo heads at CBN dropped Pat's show for him being 'imoral'...
> geez, dey gotsa get a grip/sense of humor.
> He was just havin fun iz all

The place I used to work has TBN as it's largest customer. I can tell you
from first-hand experience, they have NO sense of humor.
john sumner - 05 Mar 2008 00:10 GMT
>> The poopoo heads at CBN dropped Pat's show for him being 'imoral'...
>> geez, dey gotsa get a grip/sense of humor.
>> He was just havin fun iz all
>
> The place I used to work has TBN as it's largest customer. I can tell you
> from first-hand experience, they have NO sense of humor.

And the crouches are the biggest poopheads
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 00:42 GMT
"john sumner"
> Daniel Mahoney
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>> The place I used to work has TBN as it's largest customer. I can tell you
>> from first-hand experience, they have NO sense of humor.

No kidding! Are TBN and CBN the same?

> And the crouches are the biggest poopheads

She with the big hair and make-up??  And those tears?
Gawd does NOT need your money!!
I refuse to watcch that channel, even tho I'm a BAC.
If I had a lot of money, I'd give it directly to those who NEED it.
Kyla
--who loves the TV series 'Saving Grace' with Holly Hunter <G>
geez, they really cuss on TNT on that show.  wow;)
john sumner - 05 Mar 2008 00:53 GMT
> She with the big hair and make-up??  And those tears?
> Gawd does NOT need your money!!
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> --who loves the TV series 'Saving Grace' with Holly Hunter <G>
> geez, they really cuss on TNT on that show.  wow;)

Yup thats her a few years ago she did look like a street walker
now she is an old fart like her hubby, the kids are running it now
watch them when i need a laugh
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 01:10 GMT
"john sumner" ...
> "Kyla  =^..^=" > >>
>> She with the big hair and make-up??  And those tears?
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> now she is an old fart like her hubby, the kids are running it now
> watch them when i need a laugh

Wow. ..I remember Tammy Faye Bakker and her kids.
She died a couple of years ago, maybe less, IDR.
IDK, TV Evangelists annoy me to death.
john sumner - 05 Mar 2008 03:12 GMT
> Wow. ..I remember Tammy Faye Bakker and her kids.
> She died a couple of years ago, maybe less, IDR.
> IDK, TV Evangelists annoy me to death.

tammy faye loved her make up.
BTW joined your pinkfloyd
group.
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 03:24 GMT
"john sumner" ...
> "Kyla  =^..^=" >>
>> Wow. ..I remember Tammy Faye Bakker and her kids.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> BTW joined your pinkfloyd
> group.

You did?  Wait, brb, lemme go look
listen to Pat Boone singing Enter Sandman (Metallica) while waiting.
<G>
john sumner - 05 Mar 2008 14:57 GMT
> You did?  Wait, brb, lemme go look
> listen to Pat Boone singing Enter Sandman (Metallica) while waiting.
> <G>
HELL NO, that would ruin the song for me<G>
Matthew - 05 Mar 2008 17:11 GMT
>> You did?  Wait, brb, lemme go look
>> listen to Pat Boone singing Enter Sandman (Metallica) while waiting.
>> <G>
> HELL NO, that would ruin the song for me<G>

That is about as bad as listening to Britney signing Joan Jett's I love Rock
and Roll
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 21:32 GMT
"Matthew" >
> "john sumner"
>> "Kyla  =^..^="
>>> You did?  Wait, brb, lemme go look
>>> listen to Pat Boone singing Enter Sandman (Metallica) while waiting.
>>> <G>
>> HELL NO, that would ruin the song for me<G>

LOL

> That is about as bad as listening to Britney signing Joan Jett's I love
> Rock and Roll

Never listened to Briteny.  I have a grandaughter named Brittany tho:)

(((HUG)))
Kyla
john sumner - 06 Mar 2008 04:56 GMT
> That is about as bad as listening to Britney signing Joan Jett's I
> love Rock and Roll

I dont think britney is any shape to do much of anything right now.
Kyla  =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 07:15 GMT
"john sumner"
> "Matthew"
>> That is about as bad as listening to Britney signing Joan Jett's I
>> love Rock and Roll
>
> I dont think britney is any shape to do much of anything right now.
<G>  she's with barekitten??
J Lo's gettin twinz I hear

Pat Boone singing 'Holy Diver', by.erm I forget
john sumner - 06 Mar 2008 13:58 GMT
> <G>  she's with barekitten??
> J Lo's gettin twinz I hear
>
> Pat Boone singing 'Holy Diver', by.erm I forget

Ronnie james dio who has aged well.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 00:18 GMT
"john sumner"
> "Kyla  =^..^="
>> <G>  she's with barekitten??
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Ronnie james dio who has aged well.

Ahhhhh yes....
Matthew - 06 Mar 2008 12:27 GMT
>> That is about as bad as listening to Britney signing Joan Jett's I
>> love Rock and Roll
>
> I dont think britney is any shape to do much of anything right now.

she did it several albums ago.  She is fine as long as she is on her meds
tanadashoes - 06 Mar 2008 18:19 GMT
>>> That is about as bad as listening to Britney signing Joan Jett's I
>>> love Rock and Roll
>>
>> I dont think britney is any shape to do much of anything right now.
>
> she did it several albums ago.  She is fine as long as she is on her meds

She sings through her nose.  Euuuck.

Pam S.
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 00:23 GMT
"tanadashoes"
> "Matthew"
>> "john sumner"
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>>
>> she did it several albums ago.  She is fine as long as she is on her meds

She's 'with child' now, according to the Tabloids

> She sings through her nose.  Euuuck.

I've never heard her sing and don't plan to any time soon.

Lisa Marie Presley is 2 months preggers with her 2nd hubby.  She is 40 years
old and has 2 teen age kids from her 1st marriage.
She's too wierd, she WAS married to Michael Jackson for awhile.
He's scary now...*shudder*  the preveert

> Pam S.

Kyla
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 21:30 GMT
"john sumner"
> "Kyla  =^..^="
>> You did?  Wait, brb, lemme go look
>> listen to Pat Boone singing Enter Sandman (Metallica) while waiting.
>> <G>
> HELL NO, that would ruin the song for me<G>

..how about Stairway To Heaven (Led Zepplin)? <G>
BTW, I saw your post on the Floyd group.  Read the thread I posted called
I'm Leaving amp-f For Awhile.  There's this horrid troll, who is gnow in my
'litterbox' who reamed, or tried to, me a new one.  I think she's called
Sticky Vicky or somethin like that.  What a meanie...LOL..
He/she/it was plonked by me.
Nice to see ya there <G>
I replied to yer post.
HUG
Kyla
--off to enjoy the sunshine
john sumner - 06 Mar 2008 04:57 GMT
> ..how about Stairway To Heaven (Led Zepplin)? <G>
> BTW, I saw your post on the Floyd group.  Read the thread I posted
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Kyla
> --off to enjoy the sunshine

And i replyed to yours
Kyla  =^..^= - 06 Mar 2008 07:21 GMT
"john sumner"
> "Kyla  =^..^="
>>
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>
> And i replyed to yours

So I saw and I replied back.
One of the most notorious trolls around is Anarchist  & he really stuck up
for me...did'ja see that post?  <G>  a well known/hated troll sticking up
for lil ol me?  wuzup wit dat?

Pat Boone singing 'Paradise City' by Guns and Roses,
I hate Axl Rose..his voice sounds like a skreeking saw.

LOL
ROTFLMAO
john sumner - 06 Mar 2008 13:59 GMT
> So I saw and I replied back.
> One of the most notorious trolls around is Anarchist  & he really
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> LOL
> ROTFLMAO

I saw that and a troll sticking up for a regular, that blows my mind
Kyla  =^..^= - 07 Mar 2008 00:27 GMT
"john sumner"
> "Kyla  =^..^="
>> So I saw and I replied back.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> I saw that and a troll sticking up for a regular, that blows my mind

Me too...wow...
did'ja see my reply to him?  Most people there have him in their killfile.
He and I used to e-mail years ago.
Shhh wit dat on dere, mmmmmkay? <G>
john sumner - 05 Mar 2008 00:10 GMT
" Kyla  =^..^=" <kyla.waterman@comcast.net> wrote in news:NfidnYIFzIh-
> The poopoo heads at CBN dropped Pat's show for him being 'imoral'...
> geez, dey gotsa get a grip/sense of humor.
> He was just havin fun iz all
>
> No More Mister Nice Guy...sa-wing <G> (Alice Cooper)

That just blew my mind when i heard that kyla, he just ruined that song for
me<G>
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 00:59 GMT
"john sumner" >" Kyla  =^..^="
>> The poopoo heads at CBN dropped Pat's show for him being 'imoral'...
>> geez, dey gotsa get a grip/sense of humor.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> for
> me<G>

Love Hurts (Nazareth)
Ooo Ooo love huuurtz
<G>
john sumner - 05 Mar 2008 03:13 GMT
"Kyla  =^..^=" <kyla.waterman@comcast.net> wrote in news:AZ-dnQ0-

> Love Hurts (Nazareth)
> Ooo Ooo love huuurtz
> <G>

Where have you been all my life
that is one of my fav songs
kyla.
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 03:59 GMT
"john sumner"
> "Kyla  =^..^=" >>
>> Love Hurts (Nazareth)
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> that is one of my fav songs
> kyla.

Well, Pat Boone didn't wreck it <G>

I went over to my Floyd group, alt.music.pink-floyd, is that the one you
joined?  Did you post?  You could just post in the Subject OT: Hi Kyla or
something.  Then say whatever you want in the message section.
I put up a post called I'm Leaving AMP-F For Awhile and was really flambe'd
by some idiot from the UK named Stuck Vicky who told me how to do myself in,
etc, but she's in the' litterbox'
There's a lot of wierdo's there, but I've made a lot of friends
and have met 10 people in real life over the years.
Lemme know:)
I've been the Den Mom there for nearly 11 years.
Kyla
john sumner - 05 Mar 2008 14:59 GMT
> Well, Pat Boone didn't wreck it <G>
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> I've been the Den Mom there for nearly 11 years.
> Kyla
Whatever youy say about pat<G>
sure i can do that in the group
Kyla  =^..^= - 05 Mar 2008 21:35 GMT
>> Well, Pat Boone didn't wreck it <G>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>> Kyla
> Whatever youy say about pat<G>
         <G>
> sure i can do that in the group

I saw your Hi There post and replied. <G>
Hug
Kyla

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