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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / February 2008I am now offically deranged
so I talked about the outside cats the other night... so tonight I am talking on the phone to Gramby... we are discussing such sensitive matters as why a person whom we work with is such a cow... figuratively and literally... as well as the relative merits of things like eating ribs and going to an adult store with friends... and I step the back door to grab a cigarette... I hear a series of chirps, MMRPS and noises that usually only coming from Chester the ingester, Gramby says, what is he on about I say, its NOT Chester its an outside cat... Then I opened the door a crack for her to hear... I hadn't gotten the door open, I crouched down with Chester right behind me, returning the conversation... having stuck my hand a bit out the door I expected the cat to leave, NNNOOO I got a headbump!!! so... I stood up, got a kitty jail, stepped into the laundry room, closed the door, opened the kitty jail, stood there to make sure none of my cats followed me into the laundry room, then I went through the garage to the patio, no cat, so I return inside, close the kitty jail, open the door, return the kitty jail and figure it wasn't serious... then DH comes in the front, I tell him, he goes out and collects the cat, AND THAT ISN'T THE WORST!!! it is a long hair that has more knots and mats than I could count most of which are as big or bigger than a quarter... I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT IN GENERAL I HATE PEOPLE!!! its obvious from the demeanor this was someone's pet, everyone, have a nice friggin night Lee > AND THAT ISN'T THE WORST!!! > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Lee There are days, aren't there sometimes. Every time I look at Meow Meow, who is doing his best not to go feral, or Double Pumpkin, who is feral, I hate people. I don't understand why someone would move away and not take such sweetie as Miss Calico Girl, or would threaten to toss Tanada into a busy street. MIL and FIL had a neighbor who moved and left TJ. TJ was a sweetie, but totally refused to come into the house, even when invited. Like your rescue, TJ was a long haired kitty who was always fighting the mats. The in-laws took him to heart and had memorable adventures at the paws of TJ. But they never forgot where he came from or forgave the people who dumped him. I can't blame them. Pam S. the neighborhood crazy cat lady it used to be the woman who cuts my grass who was the cat lady, but I think her husband has put a stop to it, now they just know to come here, I feel like I could happily go to jail for a few days if I could just do a decent amount of bruising to the shards of crap that do this, Lee > > AND THAT ISN'T THE WORST!!! > > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Pam S. the neighborhood crazy cat lady > it used to be the woman who cuts my grass who was the cat lady, but I think > her husband has put a stop to it, now they just know to come here, I feel > like I could happily go to jail for a few days if I could just do a decent > amount of bruising to the shards of crap that do this, Lee You're sounding a lot like me! Whenever I hear about a dumped kitty, or when I think about someone dumping a sweet little innocent kitten like Samuel, or giving away Tabitha or Ranger, it positively makes my blood boil. Nancy knows not to talk about animals being mistreated when we're out in public, as she gets embarrassed when people here me rant. Dan new you were a good man, Lee > > it used to be the woman who cuts my grass who was the cat lady, but I think > > her husband has put a stop to it, now they just know to come here, I feel [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Dan First, let us clarify a couple of points. The "adult" store was a clothing store that had things in it I wouldn't wear at home by myself, let alone in front of someone else. If you have a friend who is blind and you are warped like my friends, imagine saying something like "here look at this" handing them something and watching their face as they realize what they are standing in public holding. Now back to the cat who just miraculously came into the house. Everything Lee said was true except for the "here kitty kitty" parts that weren't mentioned. Also the "he is going to kill me if I bring another cat into this house." Said with no fear but it sounded funny anyway. When Lee touched this cat, I could feel her hate of the somewhere in the past owners as she ran her hand over the matts in its hair. Almost dropped the phone from the heat. Before we have a long discussion about calling a co worker a cow, she is. Even in behavior. Talks about a diet as she sits with a box co chocolates, a 2 liter bottle of soda and has to excuse herself to collect a pizza when the doorbell rings. She can't be insulted or helped, have tried both. So, whets the new cats name? > so I talked about the outside cats the other night... so tonight I am > talking on the phone to Gramby... we are discussing such sensitive matters [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > > Lee I only called it after it gave my hand the rub... and it figures just when I think DH will go ballistic he is the one that just steps out picks it up and returns... man you should have seen the fit Stormmee threw... a strange cat was getting HER furry's attention, anyway, it doesn't have name yet but we will ask in the morning, Lee > First, let us clarify a couple of points. The "adult" store was a clothing > store that had things in it I wouldn't wear at home by myself, let alone in [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > > > > Lee She is right about the fit stormme threw. I thought it was the cat they brought in out of the rain. It was Stormmee because Furry was paying attention to another cat. I mean talk and sputter like you have never heard. >I only called it after it gave my hand the rub... and it figures just when >I [quoted text clipped - 83 lines] >> > >> > Lee best part of that fit is that he has never seen her do it before, always told me I was being too dramatic, Lee > She is right about the fit stormme threw. I thought it was the cat they > brought in out of the rain. It was Stormmee because Furry was paying [quoted text clipped - 87 lines] > >> > > >> > Lee |
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