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Tis Time for the 2008 calling of the pirate cats

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tanadashoes - 24 Feb 2008 17:34 GMT
Sit back kits and you'll read a tail
A tail of a pirate ship
That started from some southern port
With fees paid in catnip.

The Cap'n was an insane cat
To want to go to sea
He gathered cats of like mind
And did not charge a fee

They chose hoomin slaves with due care
Those too dumb to get out
Someone has to open tins
and take the litter out.

Every year about this time
Pine Cone calls his crew
To help prepare their pirate ship
To set sail on their cruise.

So kits if you are of a mind
To help make history
Respond to the call for Mouser cats
Here on RPC. . .A

   - - -

Ok not one of my better efforts, but I ported over to check out the Mouser
at the dry dock and She is in pretty good shape for a ship that didn't sail
last year.  She needs only minor repairs and some cleaning and we'll be set
to go.  Last year we had to cancel due to PawRob being in poor health, but
he's in fine fettle now and says that he'll be glad to help fish, so long as
you cats are kinder with the bait bucket than you have been in the past.
The fat wench is going over her book where she wrote down some of our
favorite gooshy food recipes.  Tanada is keeping a close eye on tfw as the
fat wench hates the smell of fish.  The blonde wenche and Gem are signing to
come aboard again and we are in the process of contacting other hoomins to
see if they are interested.  Mike and his buddy, Jason, are working it into
their schedules.  I'll let them ask their friend what the fat wench calls
"major payne" if he wants to be a part of it.  Both Jason and payne are busy
with what the fat wench calls war sh*t.  It was how PawRob made tuna money.
I dunno how much they will be able to join us.

So any cats for the crew?  All positions are open except for Sergeant of
Marines (first sergeant Huey), Kit Leader (Tanada, brrrrr) and, of course,
my position as Cap'n.  We also could use hoomin crew members and chroniclers
to keep us on course.  Plans include our shore leave on D*g Island and a
visit to Finland to hold our annual memorial service on FrankinNikki's
Island.  Other than that we will consider reasonable requests from the hair
ball gallery.  I'm hoping that the Beauteous Chloe from Australia will join
us as she  has in the past.

I'm hoping that you can join us too.

Reply requested

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Will in New Haven - 24 Feb 2008 19:19 GMT
> Sit back kits and you'll read a tail
> A tail of a pirate ship
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>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

I can't join you but I'll give you another song to sing as you sail:

"Got out of town on a boat for the southern islands
On a reach before a following sea
We were making for the trades on the outside
And the downhill run to Papeete

Off the wind on this heading lie the Marquesas
We got eighty feet of waterline nicely making way
In a noisy bar in Avalon I tried to call you
But on the midnight watch I realized why twice you ran away"

If you don't recognize it, it's "Southern Cross" by  Rick Curtis,
Michael Curtis, and Stephen Stills and recorded by Crosby, Stills and
Nash

I only put in the nautical lyrics

Will in New Haven

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"Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad
move"

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leopardusweidii@yahoo.co.uk - 24 Feb 2008 19:21 GMT
> So any cats for the crew?  All positions are open except for Sergeant of
> Marines (first sergeant Huey), Kit Leader (Tanada, brrrrr) and, of course,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> ball gallery.  I'm hoping that the Beauteous Chloe from Australia will join
> us as she  has in the past.////

His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger requests his usual position of
Furreign Secretary & Diplocat. Lady Pandora will be his assistant as
she is also his wink wink. Miss Lily Whiskers has permission from HRFL
Tiger to come aboard, providing she behaves and she will be allowed to
join the 05 Hoolikitten cadre as ship crew with Qui Gun Kit.

Cleo has elected to stay at home with Robbie as her nerves aren't up
to a prolonged Sea Voyage and Robbie is feeling his age so will ghost
over to give the kits their ninja lessons on a Tuesday and a Thursday.

I'll be on the ship this year!

Helen M
Victor Martinez - 24 Feb 2008 20:17 GMT
> Reply requested

Fez and Rufous reporting for duty, Sir! We have become extremely good at
catching bugs, so we are definitely useful for vermin duty.

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Kyla  =^..^= - 24 Feb 2008 21:38 GMT
"Victor Martinez" ...
>> Reply requested
>
> Fez and Rufous reporting for duty, Sir! We have become extremely good at
> catching bugs, so we are definitely useful for vermin duty.

Pookie, Pipps, Mosey & Sqweex reporting fur doody Sir. ;)
Sqweex is being a meatloaf ATM.
Kreisleriana - 24 Feb 2008 22:54 GMT
> Sit back kits and you'll read a tail
> A tail of a pirate ship
[quoted text clipped - 54 lines]
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Stinky reporting for SeniorCat and piano playing duty.   There's some other
pest here, too, he's a huge doofus, but he still thinks he's a kitten.  One
of that silly 2005 bunch, I believe.  Maybe you can find him something to
make him useful.
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney - 25 Feb 2008 00:17 GMT
> So any cats for the crew?  All positions are open except for Sergeant of
> Marines (first sergeant Huey), Kit Leader (Tanada, brrrrr) and, of course,
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

A sea voyage? That's riding on a ship on da ocean, right? I'm there! I'm
a expert at climbing trees an chasing birdies, and I'm a Mighty Snow Cat
in case we go anywhere really cold.

Ranger Greykitten
Yowie - 25 Feb 2008 00:39 GMT
<snip>

> So any cats for the crew?  All positions are open except for Sergeant of
> Marines (first sergeant Huey), Kit Leader (Tanada, brrrrr) and, of course,
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Reply requested

The Sekretary might not have much time to write up the adventures, but Suki
& Pickle are young and enough to join this year. They say that a memorial
B*st*rd C*t trick for Shmoggleberry as you pass by Sydney would be fine by
them.

Yowie
Tish - 25 Feb 2008 01:00 GMT
On Feb 25, 11:39 am, "Yowie" <yowie9644.DIESPAM...@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

> <snip>
>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> > Reply requested

Spock - "Ruler of the Universe" in training, requests leave to join
the crew.  He's sick and tired of the barekitten and wishes to leave
home until she's old enough to understand that sneaking up on a
sleeping His Felineship (she's commando crawling) is Just Not Funny!
He's also unamused that she refuses to bow to him when it comes to
Ownership of The Cot.  It is, apparently, *his* cot, and the fact that
The Critter (a.k.a. the barekitten) sleeps in it several times each
day is Offensive!

Persephone won't be joining the crew this year as she's having too
much fun training the barekitten in the etiquette of B*stard Cat and
Kid Tricks (e.g. sneaking up on sleeping Spocky-cats or Foxie-d*gs!).

Tish
Marina - 25 Feb 2008 05:47 GMT
> I'm hoping that you can join us too.
>
> Reply requested
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

we would like to join the ship's crew from our island when you reach it.
miranda would like to continue as lookout, since she has purrfected her
climbing skills during the past years. caliban would like to be in
charge of the food stores, but i don't know if that is a good idea. he
is good at washing, which miranda can attest to, with slimy fur standing
up in clumps where he licked her the wrong way, so maybe he could swab
the decks.

 be prepared to meet the ghosts of frank and nikki on the island. they
are still looking for the correct map, you know.

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Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

jmcquown - 25 Feb 2008 11:18 GMT
> Sit back kits and you'll read a tail
> A tail of a pirate ship
[quoted text clipped - 54 lines]
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Cap'n, I'm sure Persia would be happy to sign on as ship's cook (ooops, I
mean chef) for this years' voyage!

Jill
Christina Websell - 25 Feb 2008 11:54 GMT
> I'm hoping that you can join us too.
>
> Reply requested
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Boyfie would like to offer his services again.  Nothing that needs him to be
too brave and preferably in close proximity to the rations ;-)

Tweed
Magic Mood Jeep - 25 Feb 2008 22:20 GMT
>> I'm hoping that you can join us too.
>>
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>
> Tweed

That would also keep him in the close proximity to Mimi, who will be
eating - er, GUARDING the rations :)

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PixieDust413 - 25 Feb 2008 17:55 GMT
Cap'n Pine Cone, Sir!

> So any cats for the crew?  All positions are open except for Sergeant of
> Marines (first sergeant Huey), Kit Leader (Tanada, brrrrr) and, of course,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> I'm hoping that you can join us too.

We are volunteering for duty aboard the Good Ship Mouser!

I would like to work in sick bay. - Kitty Schottland

I would like to dig for burried treasure. - Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Can I be an MP? - Cousin Rosco
Ann - 25 Feb 2008 21:30 GMT
Samwise here. i would like to sign on for duty on the Mouser.

note to Lilith Kitty, digging for burried treasure sounds like fun.

Samwise.

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read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/

Cap'n Pine Cone, Sir!

> So any cats for the crew? All positions are open except for Sergeant of
> Marines (first sergeant Huey), Kit Leader (Tanada, brrrrr) and, of course,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> I'm hoping that you can join us too.

We are volunteering for duty aboard the Good Ship Mouser!

I would like to work in sick bay. - Kitty Schottland

I would like to dig for burried treasure. - Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Can I be an MP? - Cousin Rosco
jofirey - 25 Feb 2008 18:31 GMT
I just saw Molly and Jake headed down the road with their hobo packs over
their shoulders.  I'm guessing they heard the call for sailors, and the open
sea.

Since we have not one, but two Chihuahua puppies in residence for the day, I
can't say I blame them.

Daughter has added a twelve week old pup to her clan, and its here for the
day for daycare along with its older sister Camille.  Her name is Bailey.
She is the first dog ever to show submission to Kayla.  I suspect that's a
very good thing because the rest of the time she spends trying to steal
Kayla's tennis ball.

Jo

> Sit back kits and you'll read a tail
> A tail of a pirate ship
[quoted text clipped - 54 lines]
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
sam - 26 Feb 2008 04:23 GMT
> Sit back kits and you'll read a tail
> A tail of a pirate ship
[quoted text clipped - 53 lines]
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Oh, Cap'n, my Cap'n!  Can I pu-leeze come on this year's journey?
Anything to get away from that d*mned d*g.  I'll scrub the bilges or do
whatever else is needed.  D*g (Rex) is just too bouncy for me.  He wants
to play and I don't wanna.  His antics are eatin' far too much into my
nappy time.

Puh-leeze!

Mistletoe
Mischief - 28 Feb 2008 00:25 GMT
Mischief, Mayhem and Imp reporting for DUTY!

And they would like to remind you not to forget the trip to the OTHER
island.  Ya know the only they took shore leave on?  Where everyone
mounted an expedition to the top of Mt. Wannahockafurball?  Qui Gon
Kit remembers it well too, he was trying to get a nose kiss to Miss
Lily Whiskers when a crab clamped onto his tail.....
tanadashoes - 28 Feb 2008 01:54 GMT
> Mischief, Mayhem and Imp reporting for DUTY!
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Kit remembers it well too, he was trying to get a nose kiss to Miss
> Lily Whiskers when a crab clamped onto his tail.....

Right, D*g Island.  It's in our plans.  If we're lucky, Qui Gun will finally
get to touch noses with Miss LilyWhiskers.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
GaDragonfly - 28 Feb 2008 05:08 GMT
Cap'n Pine Cone, Sir, all of the Cook Cats from Georgia would like to
join the expedition again this year.

Hobbes still swears he had nothing to do with the tradition of bate
bucket tipping but regardless, he's slowed down over the years and
says he'd like to help navigate on the late night shift because laying
on the deck watching stars in the evening is right up his alley.

Sam says he likes security patrols and I'd suggest that he be put on
night patrol except that he likes to sneak up on Hobbes and bite him
in the butt, so if Hobbes is lying on the deck watching stars it might
be too tempting for Sam to pass up and then you'd have a hissy, spitty
male cat standoff on deck...well, kind of like we have around here
every night.  I don't understand it. They don't mind eating side by
side or sleeping near each other. It is so hard being the only feline
female in the house <sigh>.  We'll let you know for sure if Sam can
come after he's had his 6 month xray next week. If he isn't showing
any signs of recurrent cancer then he gets to go. I'll make sure
Hobbes and Sam have all of their medicine packed. Sam doesn't like to
take his asthma medicine so it might take a hooman to administer that
but Hobbes doesn't mind getting insulin shots and he gets some sort of
powder put in his food to help with his joint stiffness.  TAhem,
Lacey, that will be enough about me and Hobbes, young she-cat.  Ummm,
Capt. PineCone, I would like to join the Mouser this year and willing
to port on down and being swabbing decks.  I would expecially enjoy
working in security.  I still have fond memories of my first voyage
when Rocky was Head of Security and he and I would swagger around the
ship keeping the kits in line and drinking catnip tea and telling lies
about all of our adventures.  Stray tom cats have a lot of lies...er I
mean stories to tell, even if they aren't Tom's any longer. But since
Rocky is gone, maybe you could assign me a new partner. Ummm, maybe
young Missy, errr, I mean Miss Mistletoe <blush> would agree to accept
an assignment with an old, broken down ex-tom with a gentle nature.
I'd treat her like a lady cat she is and be the perfect gentleman, if
she'd agree to be paired with me on this journey. I'd really like to
get to know her better. If she'd let me. Do you think she might?

This is my email Sam. You go write your own.  Lacey back now, Capn
Pine Cone and Barnabus, Hoolicat Class of 2006, would like be assigned
look out duty with Miranda but I'm not sure how much looking out would
get done.  You might want to make note in the ship's log that my
hoomans suspect that Barnabus has somewhat of a mental problem.
Actually, they say he's plumb crazy.  Tonight he was lying on the
couch next to Mom and suddenly he attacked his back paw. He was curled
up in a little black furry ball frantically biting and growling at his
back paw and he rolled off the couch! I was lying nearby, resting my
eyes and the next thing I knew he'd slapped me and run off to the back
of the house. He tried to climb the bedpost and then he came back and
layed on the arm of the couch watching television Howard Hughes Modern
Miracles on History Channel for and entire hour. Then he watched
American Idol!  He said he can't leave for the Mouser before the
Master's because he loves golf and the best birds all attend the
Master's. He likes to sit and watch the golfers and listen to the
birds. Of course he also enjoys the latest Mummy movies. The scarabs
are his favorite part. He loves car races as well.  NASCAR is fun but
F1 is the best, they make noises that tickle his ears. See he's
crazy!

I would like to join the crew as well. I really enjoyed getting to go
site seeing in the bill of a pelican my first year. That was fun and
riding dolphins bare back is fun until they go underwater and you get
your fur all wet! I rode a dolphin named Kibbie and he told me he had
ridden in a firey boat and brought back from another place that had
dangerous things called Thread and he has a lot of interesting stories
to tell but he's also well educated in medicine.  He told me once that
if any of our feline or hooman mates have a growth they can put the
patient in the water and let him swim with the dolphins and they can
diagnose the problem. They can even determine if a creature is
pregnant.  That might come in handy," Lacey says with a scowl toward
Barnabus who responds with all innocents, "Not me, I don't know
nothing bout making no babies". and he scurries off in search of a
television.  Maybe I could be assigned dolphin translator because,
well, no one's ever wanted to pair up with me when we go to Dog
Mountain or Miranda and Caliban's island and at 9 years old I'm not
exactly as enticing as the younger kits. I think I'd enjoy just
spending time talking to Kibbie and reading to him some of our history
books.  For some reason he wasn't here during parts of our lifes. I'm
not sure how old he is, dolphins age differently you know, but he
seems to have years of experience but only knowledge of a place called
Pern.  Perhaps we could visit this Pern if we knew how to get there.

Well, that's us. Selena won't be back again. She went to sleep one
night and decided to cross over the Bridge and wait for Meowm and Paw
over there. I'm not sure why but she didn't tell any of us what she
had planned so we had to just accept it. huh? What," glancing over
each shoulder she tried to find who was whispering in a Selena
whisper. She heard "Put me on the island near my friends Frankie and
Nickie and I'll rest in peace" Lacey looks around and wonders who's
whispering in her ear then walks off to contemplate what she heard.
Totally forgettting she was talking to Pine Cone.

Respectfully submitted,
Lacey, Queen Vicious
Samuel R. Thunderpaws, Conqueror of Crabs
Hobbes, cause he looks like a Hobbes Cat
and
Barnabus, Class of 2006
Ann - 28 Feb 2008 14:53 GMT
I've been reading books about Pern, too.

Ann

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read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/

> Cap'n Pine Cone, Sir, all of the Cook Cats from Georgia would like to
> join the expedition again this year.
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> and
> Barnabus, Class of 2006
Mistletoe - 29 Feb 2008 03:22 GMT
<snip>

 Sam says he likes security patrols and I'd suggest that he be put on
> night patrol except that he likes to sneak up on Hobbes and bite him
> in the butt, so if Hobbes is lying on the deck watching stars it might
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
> she'd agree to be paired with me on this journey. I'd really like to
> get to know her better. If she'd let me. Do you think she might?

So you're Sam, too?  Dat's my Paw's name.  I only gots 2 kweschuns.  Are
you bouncy?  And are you a D-thing?  If both are no, then we'll get
along fine.  It would be really nice to have an experienced pirate - er
gentleman cat to show me around.  The blasted D-thing here is driving me
crazee what with his bouncing around and wanting to *play*.  Doan he
know cats and d*gs aren't s'posed to play together?  Of course he's
settled down considerably since 3 or 4 whaps on his nose with claws out.
 But I still want a vaca-shun.

Looking fur-ward to it,
Mistletoe
 
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