Hello my name is O T Mahoney, I am an orange kitty and I am gonna tell this
because Gramby doesn't like to think a lot about it. We all thought this was
funny at first but, now we don't know. This is bout the storm las night.

Ok, so the neighbor, and landlord comes over with the thing that sucks up
watermonsters and cleans the floor.  Then they put fans blowing on it so it
dries.  Willow has to watch her fluffy tail or the fan mite try and eat
itself.

Gramby was very nervous and scared.
We finally got to bed.  At some point she woke up and heard a really loud
purrrrring.   She thinks this sounds nice and comforting.  Then,  suddenly
she knows this isn't one of us three kitties purrrrring.  She slowly takes a
pillowcase off the pillow next to her, turns covers the purrring thing, sits
up and turns on the light all in one motion.  The purrrrrring thing doesn't
struggle.  SHE says it was the most beautiful Black Cat with pure Gold
colored eyes. We have all 3 been on the bed and decide we want to
investigate this thing.  All is well until Willow hisss at it!  Gramby takes
it to the garage, she wouldn't put it back out in the bad storm.  In the
morning she feeds it, and lets it go out the door.

Nowz da spookie partz, no peoples round here haz effer seen a blak kat wif
gold eyez.  Not no onez.  Whatefer itz was the purrink helped gramby las
nite and datz all I knowz. O. t. chief spokscat for our houze.

Sorry this is a cross between menowchat and people talk but it is what it
is.