beneficial effects of pets

> Pets can have very beneficial effects on their owners. They're
> stimulating, entertaining, and can even improve the general health and
> well-being of an owner, such as lowering blood pressure or relieving
> stress.

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Pffft! Not my pets, they stress me out. I'm always worrying about
them.

Dewi

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Uuuummmm, I don't want to be rude but does this person realize what
newsgroup he is posting on? If he is a person that has been here longer
than I have he should know the ages of some of these cats. Some of you
could send him copies of vet bills that would show him that.......awwww
well.

> Pets can have very beneficial effects on their owners. They're
> stimulating, entertaining, and can even improve the general health and
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>
> Want to know more about pets??? visit http://www.pets.xtz.cc

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Stormmee - 05 Feb 2008 12:42 GMT

I think this is very well disguised Spam Lee, who had to read it twice,

> Uuuummmm, I don't want to be rude but does this person realize what
> newsgroup he is posting on? If he is a person that has been here longer
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> >
> > Want to know more about pets??? visit http://www.pets.xtz.cc

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Adrian - 05 Feb 2008 14:07 GMT

I didn't think it was that well diguised, I realised straight away and
deleted that post.

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> I think this is very well disguised Spam Lee, who had to read it
>> Uuuummmm, I don't want to be rude but does this person realize what
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>>> Want to know more about pets??? visit http://www.pets.xtz.cc

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tanadashoes - 05 Feb 2008 14:13 GMT

> Uuuummmm, I don't want to be rude but does this person realize what
> newsgroup he is posting on? If he is a person that has been here longer
> than I have he should know the ages of some of these cats. Some of you
> could send him copies of vet bills that would show him that.......awwww
> well."BizMan" <jnb...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Ah, he's spamming. Have fun with it.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. who has taken over the innernet

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EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 05 Feb 2008 18:37 GMT

> Uuuummmm, I don't want to be rude but does this person realize what
> newsgroup he is posting on? If he is a person that has been here longer
> than I have he should know the ages of some of these cats. Some of you
> could send him copies of vet bills that would show him that.......awwww
> well.

OTOH, I thought he was wasting his time, preaching to the
already converted! Most cat (and dog) lovers already KNEW
it, even before scientists started amassing all the evidence
proving the health-promoting benefits of pet-ownership.
Consequently, it is no longer difficult to find "retirement"
homes that allow residents to bring their pets when they
move in. (So long as the resident is able to care for the
animal, or has someone else willing to do so, most places
now allow pets.)

>>Pets can have very beneficial effects on their owners. They're
>>stimulating, entertaining, and can even improve the general health and
>>well-being of an owner, such as lowering blood pressure or relieving
>>stress. As humans, we often seek companionship and we find that easily
>>in the pet-owner relationship.

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> Pets can have very beneficial effects on their owners. They're
> stimulating, entertaining, and can even improve the general health and
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>
> Want to know more about pets??? visithttp://www.pets.xtz.cc

Yes, pets can have a beneficial effect upon us. Until the lazy snots
forget to clean out the litter boxes, put down gooshy food, or rinse
out the water fountain. Then they become stressful indeed. However
you can find new and entertaining ways to punish them. Especially if
you work in teams. Be careful in selecting new owners. First time
owners are ok, so long as they don't have miniature hoomins running
around. They don't know enough to keep you safe. Repeat hoomins with
small hoomins are a little better, at least you can train them.
Raising a miniature hoomin into proper slavedom is a rewarding, though
frequently fustrating experience. A cat must be willing to sacrifice
and donate fur upon occasion. Worse is getting them to remember to
come up with the eats. We can get our food, but we have to train them
properly to give us hoomin food, especially the sacred ham.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

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Kyla =^..^= - 05 Feb 2008 22:35 GMT

"tanadashoes" <
On Feb 5, 4:30 am, BizMan

> Pets can have very beneficial effects on their owners. They're
> stimulating, entertaining, and can even improve the general health and
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Want to know more about pets??? visithttp://www.pets.xtz.cc

Yes, pets can have a beneficial effect upon us. Until the lazy snots
forget to clean out the litter boxes, put down gooshy food, or rinse
out the water fountain. Then they become stressful indeed. However
you can find new and entertaining ways to punish them. Especially if
you work in teams. Be careful in selecting new owners. First time
owners are ok, so long as they don't have miniature hoomins running
around. They don't know enough to keep you safe. Repeat hoomins with
small hoomins are a little better, at least you can train them.
Raising a miniature hoomin into proper slavedom is a rewarding, though
frequently fustrating experience. A cat must be willing to sacrifice
and donate fur upon occasion. Worse is getting them to remember to
come up with the eats. We can get our food, but we have to train them
properly to give us hoomin food, especially the sacred ham.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

LOL
Meows
Pookie
who owns Kyla

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