Ok, I went into your blogspot to see what you had in there.  You have
business plans!  However your business plans are sadly lacking.  I see
none for cats who want to become pirates or go viking.  Is this a lack
of forsight for you?  Or are you just lacking in the planning
department?  I want to know how much booty the average pirate or
viking earns in a season.  How is the loot shared out?  As a pirate
captain, I want to know the proper ettiquite involving buried
treasure?  Do I have to leave a hoomin body in it, or can I just leave
the d-thing instead?  How do I pick out the proper hoomin to slice
open and bury on top of the treasure chest?  How do I pick out the
richest ships to board?  Is there a pension plan for retired Pirates.
I'm not going to be getting any younger.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.