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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / January 2008LOLBible
This might have been mentioned before, but in case you didn't know, there is a project afoot to translate the Bible into LOLspeak. And the industrious wackos have translated about 30% of the good book. ;) This means lots of laffs. ;) And you can join in. Personally, I was hooked by the Almighty CeilingCat, who appears to his loyal, slightly befuddled peeps with a jaunty "OH HAI!," delivers his edicts, then takes his leave with a "KTHXBYE!" http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page >This might have been mentioned before, but in case you didn't know, there is >a project afoot to translate the Bible into LOLspeak. And the industrious [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page Thanks for the link. :-) I love this one- ----- Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in teh Book of Luke 11, srsly. Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer. Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger. Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly. Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger. And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and da floor and walls too. Forevur and evuhr. Amen. ------- > Thanks for the link. :-) > I love this one- Purrsonally, I was crying with Laughter at "Mark 1"..... K, I just telz u this, but I telz u agin. Ceiling Cat haz son name Jesus Christ. This hiz stori:2 Wise catz sed, Ceiling Cat send wai smrt d00d.3 He make thingz redy 4 Jesus. 4 Hiz name John. He wantz us to dunk in water. (wtf? iz he srs?)5 Catz let him do thiz crzy thing though. They dunk in water. Srsly6 John wearz crzy clothez and eatz bugz (I guess he no haz cheezburgr)7 He sez, "New cat come, he's wai better thn me8 I torturz u with waterz but he givz u Hover Cat. Srsly. 9 So Jesus, he come to John like John sez. John torturz Jesus with waterz.10 Ceiling Cat sends Spirit of teh Ceiling Cat.11 Ceiling Cat sez "This mai Kitteh. I'ze happy."12 Then teh Spirit sends him 2 wild. 13 An he was en wilderness long tyme (srsly, 40 dais!). An Saitan wuz offering many evilz cheezburgrz an catnipz to him. An he wuz wit teh sqirrelz, an angelz were giving him srsly betur cheezburgrz an brushd hiz fur. Helen M > Thanks for the link. :-) > I love this one- Purrsonally, I was crying with Laughter at "Mark 1"..... K, I just telz u this, but I telz u agin. Ceiling Cat haz son name Jesus Christ. This hiz stori:2 Wise catz sed, Ceiling Cat send wai smrt d00d.3 He make thingz redy 4 Jesus. 4 Hiz name John. He wantz us (snip) Oh Guinevere! LOL! If you like Old Testament prophecy, here's Ezekiel Chapter I, and his vision of the fiery "SUV". ;) It seems to me that you've got to know your Bible pretty well to get the most LOLs out of this. ;) Zeke am has vishun ov invisible SUV 1 At ferty yers, for mumfs, fife daze, on Chebar rivuhbank. Traffik light cat iz lit up so I seez pikchas - is teh Ceiling Cat. 2 I sed dis fiff daze k? King Jerry gon fife yers BRB LOL. 3 Zeke lissen to teh Ceiling Cat. Zeke can has hedscrach from Ceiling Cat. 4 Norf wind bring teh shiny clowd. 5 Shiny clowd has four peepz. 6 Dey iz freex, has four faciz each n wingz too! 7 And shiny feets. 8 And handz (undah wingz). 9 Dey fly strate - HOWZ MAH FLYNG? CALLZ 555-123-321 10 Haf sed dey iz freex? OK so dey haz four faciz - wun human face, wun lion face (a lion! Get in teh car!) wun cow face n one bird face. As I seds - freex. 11 Haf sed has wingz - k? 12 Haf sed dey fly. 13 Sed dey haz teh fire un teh lite-ning? Noez? K, dey has. 14 Dey kwik. Reel kwik. 15 I see wheel neer eech peep - I seez invisible SUV? 16 Shiny wheelz wiz ickle wheels in side. 17 Wheelz no turn. WTF? 18 Awsum rimz! Alloyz wiv eyes iz cool. 19 Wheelz follo freex - I seez invisible SUV? 20 Wheelz am live, promiss! 21 Wheelz follo freex - I sed? Dam catnip!! 22 Freex shair big shinyhat. 23 I sed freex had der wingz? 24 Dem noizy wingz. Verah noizy! 25 Sum d00d sed sumthin from top of shinyhat. 26 Blue shinychare on shinyhat. Curld up on teh shinychare... 27 Teh catnip iz make me see stuff. I hoepz. Teh d00d's top haff wuz shiny liek fire, and hiz bottm haff wuz just fier! 28 Teh LOLness iz like "Whoa!". Ceiling Cat am so shiny an cool an special an grate. An den I fallded ovah I herded a voyce. >> Thanks for the link. :-) >> I love this one- [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > Ceiling Cat am so shiny an cool an special an grate. An den I fallded ovah > I herded a voyce. When I have lots of time, I want to read this with my Bible next to me, so I can make occasional comparisons. I only read Exodus I and the Song of Solomon and LOLWTIME! Joy >> Thanks for the link. :-) >> I love this one- [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Helen M That had the same effect on me. good thing I wasn't eating or drinking when I read that.  SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) Cats leave pawprints on your heart http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk > This might have been mentioned before, but in case you didn't know, there > is a project afoot to translate the Bible into LOLspeak. And the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page I daren't look at any lolcat sites atm, as they make me laugh and laughing is painful just now! On another group I pop in on occasionally - not cat related - one of the posters had happened upon the cheezburger site, found a pic amusing and was alerting us to it. Then they went on to complain about the standard of spelling in the comments as an example of modern youth!! Whilst the photos are brilliant, it's the spelling that does it for me. Some folks just don't get it, do they? Tweed >> This might have been mentioned before, but in case you didn't know, there >> is a project afoot to translate the Bible into LOLspeak. And the [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > I daren't look at any lolcat sites atm, as they make me laugh and laughing > is painful just now! Then DO NOT go to this website until laughing is no longer painful. Joy
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