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Mischief - 05 Jan 2008 04:49 GMT
I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
helping and left the rest in the pan on the stove.

That was about 30 minutes ago.

I just went to put my dish in the sink and guess who I found on the
stove, perched over the pan.

Mischief jumped off the stove, licking her lips and ran off.  I gave
her a light smack on the rear and scolded her.  Didn't even phase
her.  She just kept licking her lips and starting washing herself.

It didn't look like she ate much, but several areas were missing sauce
as it if it had been licked off.  I thought about it and then scooped
the rest of the Tuna Helper into a container and put it in the
fridge.  I can't afford to be throwing food away.

And besides, like they say here, everything is supposed to taste
better with cat spit.

The little varmint.............
Granby - 05 Jan 2008 05:37 GMT
If I threw away everything the cats tasted, sniffed or put a paw in, the
garage can would get more food than I do. I baked two loaves of bread
tonight and went in to see  O. T. and Willow sniffing it.
>I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
> helping and left the rest in the pan on the stove.
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>
> The little varmint.............
Takayuki - 05 Jan 2008 06:05 GMT
>If I threw away everything the cats tasted, sniffed or put a paw in, the
>garage can would get more food than I do. I baked two loaves of bread
>tonight and went in to see  O. T. and Willow sniffing it.

I tossed out my coffee yesterday, does that count? :)

I left a mug of coffee on my desk, lukewarm with milk.  When I came
back, I found tabby ticked hairs in the mug, and a double-thumbed
coffee pawprint on the desk.

I went to my chief inspector, Buster, and asked his opinion on what
might have transpired.  His deduction?  Aliens.
Suz - 05 Jan 2008 14:56 GMT
> >If I threw away everything the cats tasted, sniffed or put a paw in, the
> >garage can would get more food than I do. I baked two loaves of bread
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> I went to my chief inspector, Buster, and asked his opinion on what
> might have transpired. �His deduction? �Aliens.

I suspect it was the milk he couldn't resist ;o)
Suz&
Spicey, who can't resist olive juice (go figure) or Turkey pepperoni.
GaDragonfly - 05 Jan 2008 19:23 GMT
> I suspect it was the milk he couldn't resist ;o)
> Suz&
> Spicey, who can't resist olive juice (go figure) or Turkey pepperoni.

It sounds like Spicey was either well named or she makes an effort to
live up to her name :)

Julie
Will in New Haven - 05 Jan 2008 16:24 GMT
> If I threw away everything the cats tasted, sniffed or put a paw in, the
> garage can would get more food than I do. I baked two loaves of bread
> tonight and went in to see  O. T. and Willow sniffing it."

That's all well and good when what is involved is simply _sniffing_ or
even _nibbling_ but Sunrise will sneak as close as possible to your
food and take a deep, appreciative breath and then SNEEZE on it. She
must be carefully watched, even though she is the PRITTY wun.

She especially likes sneezing on oatmeal and on potatos with sour
cream.

Will in New Haven

--

"It iss a privalij four yooo iff i sneess on yur fuds" Sunrise, da
PRITTY wun

Mischief" <krysfamu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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> > The little varmint.............
Granby - 05 Jan 2008 19:20 GMT
WHOA, sneezing is a whole different thing.  No thank you!  Don't tell the
cats but if they sneeze on it, it is theirs.  Last night I had a glass of
wine on the end table and I heard someone lapping, was O. T/ and the kitchen
sink pipes got a taste on wine.  He had drank a good bit while I went to put
in laundry.  No ill effects, thank goodness.  My son in law bought be a wine
glass sippy cup at spencers and I may have to start using that!!!!
>> If I threw away everything the cats tasted, sniffed or put a paw in, the
>> garage can would get more food than I do. I baked two loaves of bread
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>> > The little varmint.............
jmcquown - 05 Jan 2008 05:54 GMT
> I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
> helping and left the rest in the pan on the stove.
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>
> The little varmint.............

LOL  I'm sorry, but that's funny!  Persia would have ignored the tuna.
She's a weird cat.  Doesn't like tuna in any way, shape or form.  She might
have gone for the noodles in sauce, though.

Jill
Matthew - 05 Jan 2008 06:13 GMT
ROFLMAO

   You been furballed ;-)

Everything taste better with cat hair in it

>I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
> helping and left the rest in the pan on the stove.
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>
> The little varmint.............
Kreisleriana - 05 Jan 2008 14:10 GMT
>I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
> helping and left the rest in the pan on the stove.
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>
> The little varmint...........

Sounds like vintage Stinky in his hoolikitten prime.  He was UNSTOPPABLE.
;)
Monique Y. Mudama - 05 Jan 2008 17:33 GMT
> I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
> helping and left the rest in the pan on the stove.
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> I just went to put my dish in the sink and guess who I found on the
> stove, perched over the pan.

Caught red-pawed!

A year or so ago, DH left some bratwurst on the counter to cool.
Typically Oscar doesn't get up on the counter (while we're home), and
anyway, bratwurst?

Came downstairs some time later and found bite marks in all three brats.
Just on the ends.  She apparently didn't like them, but took care to
sample all three, just in case.

DH was not amused.  I was.  (I'm sure the fact that I'm not crazy
about bratwurst is irrelevant.)

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GaDragonfly - 05 Jan 2008 19:27 GMT
> Caught red-pawed!
>
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> DH was not amused.  I was.  (I'm sure the fact that I'm not crazy
> about bratwurst is irrelevant.)

lol! I seem to remember you telling us that story. I love the idea of
her tasting all three just in case one was acceptable to her. Of
course she could have been releasing greeblings that were trapped
inside the sausage casing. Yeah, that's the ticket, greeblings.

Julie
Lesley - 05 Jan 2008 19:40 GMT
> DH was not amused.  I was.  (I'm sure the fact that I'm not crazy
> about bratwurst is irrelevant.)

I love Bratwurst!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Shiral - 05 Jan 2008 20:14 GMT
> > DH was not amused.  I was.  (I'm sure the fact that I'm not crazy
> > about bratwurst is irrelevant.)
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>
> Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

Verging slightly off topic, if liverwurst is made of liver, what's
BRATwurst made of? =o)

Everything does taste better with cat spit, barring juicy little
sneezes, of course.  But I can' afford to throw out anything the cats
might have investigated, either.

Melissa
Lesley - 05 Jan 2008 21:25 GMT
> Verging slightly off topic, if liverwurst is made of liver, what's
> BRATwurst made of? =o)

As I said I love small children but I can't eat more than one at a
time!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Adrian - 05 Jan 2008 21:28 GMT
>> Verging slightly off topic, if liverwurst is made of liver, what's
>> BRATwurst made of? =o)
>>
> As I said I love small children but I can't eat more than one at a
> time!

I think it depends on how they're cooked. ;o)
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Lesley - 05 Jan 2008 22:25 GMT
> I think it depends on how they're cooked. ;o)

Try slow roasted  on a spit with some sage and onion stuffing and an
apple in their mouth

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
Adrian - 05 Jan 2008 22:39 GMT
>> I think it depends on how they're cooked. ;o)
>
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>
> Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

Mmmmmmmm. You're making me feel hungry. ;o)
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Monique Y. Mudama - 05 Jan 2008 22:16 GMT
> Verging slightly off topic, if liverwurst is made of liver, what's
> BRATwurst made of? =o)

Unless things have changed around here, food is never off-topic!

Actually "brat" means -- huh -- interesting.  I would have said it's
related to the word "to fry", "braten", but apparently I'd be wrong.

http://germanenglishwords.com/rlgb.htm

from Bratwurst "meat sausage": a kind of sausage ideally made of pure
pork that is usually fried [< German Brät, Brat "finely chopped, raw
sausage meat before filling into skins" < Middle High German brate <
Old High German brato "pure meat (not mixed with other ingredients),
soft parts" (related to German Braten "roast meat", not related to
braten "to fry" as some dictionaries state and many German speakers
themselves also believe) + Wurst "sausage"].

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Christine K. - 05 Jan 2008 22:30 GMT
Monique Y. Mudama kirjoitti:
>> Verging slightly off topic, if liverwurst is made of liver, what's
>> BRATwurst made of? =o)
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> braten "to fry" as some dictionaries state and many German speakers
> themselves also believe) + Wurst "sausage"].

I would be inclined to concur with your deduction with regards to the
relations to the word "braten"... :) I'd say braten is a word used both
for frying in a frying pan or cooking something in the oven.

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polonca12000 - 09 Jan 2008 22:14 GMT
> Caught red-pawed!
>
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> DH was not amused.  I was.  (I'm sure the fact that I'm not crazy
> about bratwurst is irrelevant.)

Thanks for the laugh!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek
GaDragonfly - 05 Jan 2008 19:33 GMT
> I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
> helping and left the rest in the pan on the stove.
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>
> The little varmint.............

lol! I suspect Barnabus would do that. Hobbes definitely has been
guilty of tasting food on the stove when he was a young, spry kitten.
Fortunately I have an electric stove so I don't have to worry about
pilot lights burning him but I have a fear of a cat on the stove
somehow tuning the stove on and burning paws. When I realized Hobbes
would jump onto the stove to taste dinner I started putting pans of
food in the oven or microwave while we ate. Like everyone that has
responded, unless it has a lot of hair in it I'll eat after my cats.
Barnabus is the only one I have to think twice about.  He likes to
taste food first by putting his paw in it and licking the food off his
paw.  I have some trouble thinking about the paw that had recently
been in the litterbox dipping into my ice cream.

Julie
Takayuki - 06 Jan 2008 06:46 GMT
>lol! I suspect Barnabus would do that. Hobbes definitely has been
>guilty of tasting food on the stove when he was a young, spry kitten.
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>paw.  I have some trouble thinking about the paw that had recently
>been in the litterbox dipping into my ice cream.

I still think about that time Hobbes made a mess of the coffee
machine, and I used to wonder if I had to watch my kitties while I was
making coffee, but they run away at the sound of the coffee grinder,
so I seem to be safe. :)
NeeCee - 05 Jan 2008 21:22 GMT
:)teehee
>I cooked myself Tuna Helper tonight, and like an idiot I took my
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> The little varmint.............
 
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