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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / November 2004Trouble with the hoomin
Frank here. I would like to ask my fellow felines for advice. The last week or so, my hoomin has been acting strangely. She always spent too much time at the computer and too little time serving me, but this is getting ridiculous. She sits there, staring inanely for hours, emitting a deep growl or a high moan now and then. I am really getting worried about her. The computer keeps saying pop pop pop pop pop. Do you think it is broken? I sincerely hope she can fix it in that case, or I won't be able to communicate with my lovely catlady Waffles. What is nearly as bad is that she ignores me when I (very politely, I might add) tell her it is time to serve my dinner. Can you believe this? It is soooo hard to find good help these days. The hoomin tells me that it is Bev's fault, and that I should tell Bev to serve me dinner. So Bev, if you are out there, I would like to have a tin of tuna, two large beefsteaks, and some ice cream, please. Nikki will let you know what she will have later.  SignatureFrank, eagerly waiting to see if this hoomin is a better servant than the one he has Marina <frankiennikki@yahoo.co.uk> had some very interesting things to say about Trouble with the hoomin: >Frank here. I would like to ask my fellow felines for advice. The last >week or so, my hoomin has been acting strangely. She always spent too [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >broken? I sincerely hope she can fix it in that case, or I won't be able >to communicate with my lovely catlady Waffles. My human has the same problem. She also blames Bev. Felix, getting tired of that popping noise Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL > Felix, getting tired of that popping noise Fez and Rufous here, on behalf of the Fantastic Seven. It's the same thing at our house. The good thing is that one of our daddies is not obsessed with the popping noises and we get him to feed us. Most of the time. Victor Martinez <me@nospam.com> had some very interesting things to say about Re: Trouble with the hoomin: >> Felix, getting tired of that popping noise >Fez and Rufous here, on behalf of the Fantastic Seven. It's the same >thing at our house. The good thing is that one of our daddies is not >obsessed with the popping noises and we get him to feed us. Most of the >time. My dad's OK about that, since his computer doesn't pop either. I still prefer to have Mom pay attention to me when she's home and Dad isn't, though. Felix, thinking we need to figure out a training program for these humans Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL > Fez and Rufous here, on behalf of the Fantastic Seven. It's the same > thing at our house. The good thing is that one of our daddies is not > obsessed with the popping noises and we get him to feed us. Most of the > time. We only have the one hoomin, and when she's out of commission, there is no back-up. This will have to end. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >Frank here. I would like to ask my fellow felines for advice. The last >week or so, my hoomin has been acting strangely. She always spent too [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >beefsteaks, and some ice cream, please. Nikki will let you know what she >will have later. Frank, maybe you can try what I do. When Mommy gets that way, I come over and meatloaf on the floor right underneath her right elbow. If she stretches to skritch my head, it is just out of reach. When she goes back to the funny popping, I meow at her. She says something about why can't I sit in the chair, why must I insist on sitting on the floor. I keep meowing until she leans all the way over and skritches my head. Then I hear some funny noises, and Mommy says some bad words. But she does get up and look in my bowl to make sure I am not starving. Which I am, of course. I can see empty space at the bottom, that's how I know. Love, Stinky Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >The computer keeps saying pop pop pop pop pop. Do you think it is >broken? I sincerely hope she can fix it in that case, or I won't be able >to communicate with my lovely catlady Waffles. *Hissspit*! The hoomin has gone la-la over a silly game! She has too much time on her hands which should be spent pandering to your every whim, my sweet. Teleport over here immediately my love! I have my hoomin better trained. Waffles --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >>The computer keeps saying pop pop pop pop pop. Do you think it is >>broken? I sincerely hope she can fix it in that case, or I won't be able [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Waffles Thank you my dear, I'm coming right over. Do you mind if I bring Nikki too? Maybe she can keep that pesky Marble out of the way for us. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >Thank you my dear, I'm coming right over. Do you mind if I bring Nikki >too? Maybe she can keep that pesky Marble out of the way for us. I think Nikki and Marble may well be excellently suited to each other. Come to me my sweet, let me envelope you in my fur and feed you the mice I caught this morning! Waffles --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- > Frank here. I would like to ask my fellow felines for advice. The last > week or so, my hoomin has been acting strangely. She always spent too [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > beefsteaks, and some ice cream, please. Nikki will let you know what she > will have later. Same here, though late at night. I want my hoomin in bed so I can lay on her and all I get is Pop pop pop at the computer. I finally laid my head on her hand, but it did not stop her. Rooowr. Pearl >> Frank here. I would like to ask my fellow felines for advice. The last >> week or so, my hoomin has been acting strangely. She always spent too [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Pearl You mean Mom is supposed to have BOTH hands available for scritching? I was just learning to lay on the desk by her and instead of using both hands on the clicky thing, I get scritched with her left hand while she is shaking that lumpy thing with her right hand. I thought the pop pop pop was good! Molly >Frank here. I would like to ask my fellow felines for advice. The last >week or so, my hoomin has been acting strangely. She always spent too [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >beefsteaks, and some ice cream, please. Nikki will let you know what she >will have later. hmmmm, I wonder if this is what they hoomins mean when they talk about a computer virus Sammy SignatureSteve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky (RB) stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html > Frank here. I would like to ask my fellow felines for advice. The last > week or so, my hoomin has been acting strangely. She always spent too [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > beefsteaks, and some ice cream, please. Nikki will let you know what she > will have later. Shmogg: My hoomin is no better. First, I have to put up with being catnapped and moved into a strange place. Then I get a new Paw. Then I get catnapped again and have to put up with two more cats who claim that it was *their* place and I wasn't welcome. Then I get catnapped again, and again! Then the smelly drooling thing turns up and is too stoopid to realise she should just go away. Then the squeaking smelly drooling thing along (making meowmie sick int he process) and I have to suffer the indiginity of it sucking my tail. *MY TAIL*!!!!!. And if that wasn't enough for me to have to put up with, now my breakfast and dinner are late because both Meowmie and the new Paw (who I like more than the old Paw, but don't tell) are making ht eputer go pop-pop-pop. They even *fight* over who can make it go pop-pop-pop. They *also* blame Bev! Who is this Bev? I think we should get back ont he Good Ship Mouser and go find Bev so we can pee in the sink with Bonnie. Go Bonnie!!!! Shmoggleberry J. Cat, Esq. > My hoomin is no better. First, I have to put up with being catnapped > and moved into a strange place. Then I get a new Paw. You have a new Paw?? What happened to Joel? > Then the smelly drooling thing turns up and is too stoopid to > realise she should just go away. Then the squeaking smelly drooling > thing along (making meowmie sick int he process) and I have to > suffer the indiginity of it sucking my tail. Who are these smelly, squeaking drooling things that make meowmie sick? > Who is this Bev? I think we should get back ont he Good Ship Mouser > and go find Bev so we can pee in the sink with Bonnie. Go Bonnie!!!! As I've said before, this whole Bubbel thing was originally instigated *by* Bonnie and Clyde. They clearly got it from the Mothership. It's a feline plot. They get to pee in the sink and get into all sorts of other trouble, while Bev is glued, slack-jawed, to the popping machine. :) Joyce > > My hoomin is no better. First, I have to put up with being catnapped > > and moved into a strange place. Then I get a new Paw. > > You have a new Paw?? What happened to Joel? There was another Paw before the hoomin called "Joel", but he was mean to me and not much icer to meowmie, so we don't talk about him much. > > Then the smelly drooling thing turns up and is too stoopid to > > realise she should just go away. Then the squeaking smelly drooling > > thing along (making meowmie sick int he process) and I have to > > suffer the indiginity of it sucking my tail. > > Who are these smelly, squeaking drooling things that make meowmie sick? The first smelly drooling thing is the stoopid one, and Meowmie and Paw call her "Fluffy". The second smelly drooling thing that made Meowmie sick seems to be like a kitten, but bare. Its probably a hoomin kitten - I stay away from it so can't tell for sure. > > Who is this Bev? I think we should get back ont he Good Ship Mouser > > and go find Bev so we can pee in the sink with Bonnie. Go Bonnie!!!! [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > plot. They get to pee in the sink and get into all sorts of other trouble, > while Bev is glued, slack-jawed, to the popping machine. :) Ah, that explains much, but the Mothership could at least schedule in breakfast and dinner breaks! Shmogg. >> You have a new Paw?? What happened to Joel? > There was another Paw before the hoomin called "Joel", but he was mean > to me and not much icer to meowmie, so we don't talk about him much. Ah... this is a *long* history. Well, I know your life is much better with the "new" Paw, even if he helped to create the second smelly drooling thing. :) Joyce > Shmogg: > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Shmoggleberry J. Cat, Esq. This sounds like a good idea, especially since it is getting very cold up here and there is icky white stuff on the ground. How about it Waffles, up for a romantic cruise in summery NZ? -- Frankie SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> Shmogg: >> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >up here and there is icky white stuff on the ground. How about it >Waffles, up for a romantic cruise in summery NZ? I can just see the communal pee parties in Bev's sink. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >This sounds like a good idea, especially since it is getting very cold >up here and there is icky white stuff on the ground. How about it >Waffles, up for a romantic cruise in summery NZ? > >-- >Frankie Sounds good. Indeed, the tiny hoomin that is the fat one's grandniece came to my house yesterday. Did the fat one mention to anyone here that she's a great aunt?? Anyhow, the the small hoomin has dual NZ?Uk nationality, what with her Mum being a Brit & her Dad a Kiwi, so the cruise would be a good idea, as we can check out the place in case the fat one ever goes to visit her favourite small hoomin if she moves to NZ from UK. Purrs, Waffles --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- |
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