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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / November 2004How I grilled my cat for Thanksgiving ! ! !
Took cat.Put cat in oven.Closed door.Switched oven on. Removed cat after finished.Cat tasted great. > Took cat.Put cat in oven.Closed door.Switched oven on. > > Removed cat after finished.Cat tasted great. Grilled Troll Take troll. Put troll in oven. Close door. Switch oven on. Remove troll after finished. (Note: Troll will be blackened and crispy). Troll will probably taste lousy but will at least be quiet. --Fil >> Took cat.Put cat in oven.Closed door.Switched oven on. >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > --Fil Note - do not attempt to eat troll, just dump in nearest dumpster. Another Note - do not attempt to use blackened/crispy troll in compost, because we all know trolls are pure poison and will kill anything (another reason not to eat said troll) --? The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)? email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep >>> Took cat.Put cat in oven.Closed door.Switched oven on. >>> [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com > http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep I wondered why my post on this didn't appear, then I realised I'd replied to the sender!! This is what I sent: ----- Original Message ----- From: "Hans-Marc Olsen" <mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in> Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,can.sun-stroke Sent: Thursday, November 18, 2004 11:30 PM Subject: How I grilled my cat for Thanksgiving ! ! ! > Took cat.Put cat in oven.Closed door.Switched oven on. > > Removed cat after finished.Cat tasted great. Authentic Indian curry sauce 12 teaspoons (tsp) corn oil 2 large onions very finely chopped 4-6 cloves garlic, very finely chopped water 1 tablespoom (tbsp) tomoato puree ! tbsp tomato ketchup salt to taste Spices: 2 tsps turmeric (haldi in Indian) 2 tsps ground cumin 1 tsp chilli powder 1 tsp ground coriander 1 tsp garam masala 4 tsps paprika 2 tsps ground fenugreek leaves (methi) Heat oil and fry onion and garlic until they are golden. Mix spices into 1/4 pt, 150 ml, water and add to oinion. Cook for a further 5-10 minutes. Reduce heat to simmer. Add tomato puree and ketchup, perhaps more water, and simmer for half an hour or so. Keep adding water if it seems to get too dry. Add pre-cooked meat or chicken or frozen seafood, salt and further chilli powder if you want it very hot. Add water as necessary and keep simmering until you want to serve it. I've had this for my main meal tonight served with Basmati rice. Long grain rice will do. Tweed Forgot to say you also need a tin of tomatoes, blended, at the add to onion stage. It's yummy. [Troll snippage] > Authentic Indian curry sauce > [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Forgot to say you also need a tin of tomatoes, blended, at the add to onion > stage. Sounds tasty, I know what's for supper tomorrow. > I wondered why my post on this didn't appear, then I realised I'd replied > to [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > further > 5-10 minutes. Another way to intensify the curry spices is to grind them, then heat them in a dry pan until they just start to smoke -- them dump them into the liquid or the onions & garlic. I wouldn't dry heat the leaves (methi), only the seed derivatives. You can mix hot dry peppers in with the other spices, but be aware the smoke can sting the eyes. Once the powder starts to smoke, get it into liquid FAST before it burns. With experience, you can let it go a little beyond first smoke, but this will be generally less than a minute. > Reduce heat to simmer. Add tomato puree and ketchup, perhaps more water, > and simmer for half an hour or so. Keep adding water if it seems to get [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > stage. > It's yummy. decepticoncommand@hotmail.com (Enfilade) had some very interesting things to say about Re: How I grilled my cat for Thanksgiving ! ! !: >Grilled Troll > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Troll will probably taste lousy but will at least be quiet. Don't forget to use full hazmat measure when handling grilled troll, and do a serious decontamination on the oven afterward.  Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL > Grilled Troll > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > --Fil I didn't see the original post, this troll was already in my killfile. SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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