Hiya all

Sarsi here- yeah I am a queen even if I is a queen missin' my queenly
bits as that Tweedy lady said she bin spaded an' she not neuter (Dunzi
sez happy Xmas to Boyfie 'cos she fancies him like mad! She gonna be
so embarrassed when she find out I told the whole World webby thingy
she gotta crush on Boyfie!)

Is Xmas- is time for slaves to be even nicer an' I must admit they bin
good today. Meowmie goes do big shop thingy (Sounds like hard work not
that we does that- we hears bout it from the Hoomins an' that's as
much as I wanna know) 'cos Paw's mum and dad always sends him a thingy
that can only be used in the big shop! I don't know the ins and outs
of it but they gets this bit of paper an' meowmie goes somewhere an'
comes back with goodies for all! This year gonna be special nice 'cos
when she come back she got things which means we gots company! You
know things what company nibble on an' me and Dunzi we can clean up
any dropped bits  if they worth havin'. Last year was sad 'cos no
company so no dropped bits an' Meowmie was out all the time an' Paw
was away but this year he back, so very happy Xmas for kitties! (He
had to go outy with the lady wot comes round and makes him go walkies
like he  a d*g thing still he gettin' to where he can feed us if
Meowmie at "work" whatever that is, don't sound like fun so I no do)!

So Meowmie come back from big shop place an' I supervise her puttin'
stuff in right place (otherwise maybe she not put our things were she
can see 'em an' she lose 'em) an' she moanin' 'bout havin' to wait in
queue at bank place 'cos a hoomin "Skimmed" (whatever that is) some
plastic thingy- why bother with plastic? You can't eat it can you? Or
keep warm when it cold with it an' if Dunzi were awake she'd bore us
all by talking about riddin' yourself of material thingies an' diggin'
cosmic harmony  Me? I digs rock n'roll more than cosmic harmony and if
she so against material thingies why she not refuse food? That pretty
material ain't it? And would leave more for me!

Anyway bags is undone- big bag of Purina One wiv turkey - it is Xmas
after all an' big box of fishy pouchies (Meowmie says the one with
sardiny fish stink place out but she gets it 'cos we loves it an' she
know better than to not give us what we is wantin'!) an' big box of
meaty pouchies an' meowmie is puttin' bags of ham in cold box thing
sayin' is for us for Xmas- I try sayin' Meowmie it is Xmas! But she no
havin' it...serve her right if I hoik a nice furball for her in
mornin'- you know just where she gonna stand on it.. Happy Xmas
Meowmie!

So the food is in, Meowmie takes Esther some choco things (Not nice
but Esther okay) an' Esther brings another card! Meowmie has loads an'
she put them on a nice bit of rope then she put it outta reach so I
can't jump on it - she a spoilsport! But they's loads an' a lot from
the rpca slaves, which is nice. Meowmie says "Look Sarsi we got cards
from American and Australia". Me? I was born inna shed in Feltham what
makes her think I even know where these places is?

Anyway then biggie- Paw hungry and Meowmie she get a big bit of
chicken outta cold box thing an' Dunzi an' me we gets ready to look
cute 'cos it big bit so maybe we gets a bit then Paw he eats one bit
an' says he no likes it! What? Is chicken what is there not to like
about chicken?! Smell nice to us but Paw he great- he says Meowmie to
give it to the cats..that's us! And Meowmie obeys Paw (she don't
always) an' she breaks this big bit of chicken,,,proper chicken...an'
it all go in our new bowl!

So we has had chicken an' lots an' all an' I knows there ham for us
an' we is gonna have people round so it be a proper Xmas not like last
year , this year Hoomins come round an' we get petted an' fed. An'
Meowmie has presents for us I seen her wrappin' 'em, bet she got me
new feather onna stick! An' for all Dunzi talk about ignoring material
thingies, I bet she got something wiv Da Nip in it an' let's see if
she can ignore that!

So a very happy Xmas to you an' your slaves

Sarrasine

(Dunzi here- stupid sisfur forgot to send this...What! She wants to
reveal my secret passion for Boyfie to everyone? Okay I'll tell about
the picture of Smokey poke what she sleeps with!)

(I just comes back from nibblin' chicken an' Dunzi snickerin' so I
reads this- I tell you my reasons for favouring Smokey is he gets
lotsa ham an' anyway I figures seducing him an' then serving his head
on a platter will win the approval of Nox! I don't fancy
him....honest...cross my claws an' hope to die..)