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Granby - 18 Dec 2007 20:23 GMT

Winter Statistics

98% OF AMERICANS SAY

'OH sh.t' BEFORE GOING

IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY

ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM

KANSAS OR MISSOURI AND

THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND

WATCH THIS sh.t .

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Stormmee - 18 Dec 2007 20:26 GMT

being from Missouri I can vouch the researchers got it right, they actually
just outlawed open alcoholic beverage containers in Missouri about five
years ago, Lee

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Granby - 18 Dec 2007 20:34 GMT

Thought you would figure that was about how it is.

> being from Missouri I can vouch the researchers got it right, they
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jofirey - 18 Dec 2007 22:16 GMT

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So that explains Charlie. (Born in Missouri)

What is the appropriate expletive when putting your car into the same ditch
for the third time in a single winter?

When we lived in Alaska there was a particularly hungry ditch just next to
the grocery store. We were just grateful that there was never another car
already in that ditch when ours slid in.

Jo

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Stormmee - 18 Dec 2007 22:21 GMT

I dunno what you say but I would carry an extra six pak if I drank beer, Lee

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mlbriggs - 19 Dec 2007 04:37 GMT

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And I say it every time I drop something.MLB

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Granby - 19 Dec 2007 06:13 GMT

For so many years I yelled at the kids for saying
S**T around their kids. I got in the habit of saying S**t spit poop. The
grandkids tease me now and say "Gramby we ae all grown now you can say it!
Still can't!!

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hopitus - 21 Dec 2007 22:25 GMT

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(snort) In MileHigh there are no ditches to slide into; by this
time they are filled with ice, LOL so you just slide off the road
and try to slide to the right to avoid oncoming semis etc. Then there
is abundant cursing as you get out the ever-present
shovel from your trunk or truckbed.You need no ethanol to make this
all happen.

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