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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2007O. T. Brooms
BROOMS! Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! ! !! "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly ....little cute............. and clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!! Chuckle, chuckle. I needed that. Thanks.  SignatureCharleen Aggie Marble, Victor Velcro The Spirit of Mr. Pumpkin St. Cloud, Florida USA > BROOMS! > Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!! GROAN Ok you do a bad joke this requires some redneck jokes Q. How do you break a redneck's finger? A. Punch him in the nose! Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? A. A documentary! Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? A. "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!" Q. How many rednecks does it take to eat possum? A. Two. One to eat and one to watch for cars! Q. Why did God invent armadillos? A. So rednecks could have possum on the half shell! Q. What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? A. "Nice tooth!" Q. What's the most popular pick up line in Tennessee? A. "Hey, didn't I meet you last year at the family reunion?!" Q. What's the difference between a good ole boy and a redneck? A. The good ole boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved! Q. How do you know when you are staying in a Tennessee motel? A. When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "Go ahead!" Q. How can you tell if a redneck is married? A. There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck! > BROOMS! > Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!! *GROAN* > BROOMS! > Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!! fangu for da *GROAN* O. T. Da Cat liken diz krazy jike!! > *GROAN* > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >> >> Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!! GROAN Ok you do a bad joke this requires some redneck jokes Q. How do you break a redneck's finger? A. Punch him in the nose! Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? A. A documentary! Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? A. "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!" Q. How many rednecks does it take to eat possum? A. Two. One to eat and one to watch for cars! Q. Why did God invent armadillos? A. So rednecks could have possum on the half shell! Q. What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? A. "Nice tooth!" Q. What's the most popular pick up line in Tennessee? A. "Hey, didn't I meet you last year at the family reunion?!" Q. What's the difference between a good ole boy and a redneck? A. The good ole boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved! Q. How do you know when you are staying in a Tennessee motel? A. When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "Go ahead!" Q. How can you tell if a redneck is married? A. There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck! > BROOMS! > Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!! > BROOMS! > Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!! |
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