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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2007O. T. for all the parents who let their Chidlren red Fairy tales and warped the kids. This is what they di8d with the information we gave them. Thank you Lee.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf" The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!" I am not given to laughing out loud, but this one made me... and it was my mom who sent it to me, Lee > Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad > wolf crouched down behind a log. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you > knock it off, I'm trying to poop!" Granby I always have laughed when we read our kids the bedtimes stories specially the ones by Brother Grimm Our nice fairy tales about Hansel and Gretel, Cinderella, Rapunzel and such are re writes based on fairy tales by them and they are not very nice tales PS very good joke Here is one you will like what TV ad is this joke linked to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too. Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED. Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised? <scroll down if you give up> That's easy ... Seven-Up! > Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad > wolf crouched down behind a log. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you > knock it off, I'm trying to poop!" LOL > Granby I always have laughed when we read our kids the bedtimes stories > specially the ones by Brother Grimm [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > That's easy ... Seven-Up! Da reel FUNNEEE part bout dat iss dat Uncl Bill isss wyin onda flor twitchin anna waffin. He wiked da FURST jok bud diss wun got him down four da count. Surnise, sekretareee iss Winnie, typing wiff his nose part Almos forgotted, da PRITTY wun. Sunrise, dat iss -- > > Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad > > wolf crouched down behind a log. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > - Show quoted text - very good!!! Lee > Granby I always have laughed when we read our kids the bedtimes stories > specially the ones by Brother Grimm [quoted text clipped - 44 lines] > > LOL
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