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Granby - 04 Dec 2007 02:42 GMT

I posted this on another site but, was too good not to share. Went to
Mary's, second grade Christmas program tonight.

It turned out to be one of those programs that jokes are made about. The
kindergarten kids were singing Ho HO HO. A little boy said Ho HO and threw
up like a volcno on the third HO. His Granny was so shocked, she fainted.
A man threw his coat over the mess so the kids could leave the stage and got
a standing ovation for his quick actions.

The first grade came on and a little guy dressed in sweater tie and the
whole thin go got so nervous he wet his pants. A little girl grabbed the
mike as he ran by to leave the stage. She said "dumb boys" and proceeded to
sing his solo part. The teacher was so surprised she just stood with her
mouth open.

All in all, it was small town wonderful nite.

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Karen - 04 Dec 2007 03:35 GMT

> I posted this on another site but, was too good not to share. Went to
> Mary's, second grade Christmas program tonight.
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> All in all, it was small town wonderful nite.

OMG. It sounds like a movie.

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Granby - 04 Dec 2007 04:42 GMT

Especially since the little boy looked like a Norman Rockwell painting.
Vest, tie long sleeve shirt, black pants and did I forget the callic that
stood straight up!!!

>> I posted this on another site but, was too good not to share. Went to
>> Mary's, second grade Christmas program tonight.
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> OMG. It sounds like a movie.

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jofirey - 04 Dec 2007 04:00 GMT

>I posted this on another site but, was too good not to share. Went to
>Mary's, second grade Christmas program tonight.
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> All in all, it was small town wonderful nite.

A night many won't forget at least.

Jo

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Adrian A - 04 Dec 2007 11:05 GMT

LOL I'm surprised the audience weren't wetting themselves laughing.

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Ginger-lyn - 04 Dec 2007 18:08 GMT

OMG, that is too funny!

I wonder if any of the parents had video cameras to capture their
children. They can probably use it to blackmail them when they become
teenagers ;-)

Ginger-lyn

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jmcquown - 04 Dec 2007 23:31 GMT

>> I posted this on another site but, was too good not to share. Went
>> to Mary's, second grade Christmas program tonight.
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> Ginger-lyn

Somehow I can't imagine parents at a kiddie holiday program *not* having
video cameras these days :)

Jill

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Irulan - 04 Dec 2007 21:09 GMT

hilarious! From the mouths of little ones.
Glad you had a great time.

Lily & her mama

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>I posted this on another site but, was too good not to share. Went to
>Mary's, second grade Christmas program tonight.
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> All in all, it was small town wonderful nite.

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tanadashoes - 04 Dec 2007 23:01 GMT

This is what real Christmases are made of.

Pam S. smiling nostalgically.

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