The unofficial motto around here is "You'll never go to the bathroom alone."
The guys have to escort me every time I answer nature's call, even when
nature is calling them. Last evening, I went upstairs to "go," followed by
my two body guards, when Dante peeled off and went into the room with *his*
facilities, so I just had to settle for Stinky's company. When I flushed, I
could hear the unmistakable sound of Dante thundering back down the hall,
and when I opened the door, Dante was right there, waiting to escort me back
downstairs.
Will in New Haven - 02 Dec 2007 15:58 GMT
> The unofficial motto around here is "You'll never go to the bathroom alone."
> The guys have to escort me every time I answer nature's call, even when
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> and when I opened the door, Dante was right there, waiting to escort me back
> downstairs.
They know that greeblings can strike at any time and they don't want
any to get their meowmee.
Will in New Haven
--
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
Granby - 02 Dec 2007 17:37 GMT
Da gramby thoutted da gremblinz had attaked da houze las nite. Willow
gotted herownhead stuk in the Krismaz wrappink roll, da big one an her
knoked half da houze ofber before gramby could ketch her. Piglet trying to
comfort poor Willow
>> The unofficial motto around here is "You'll never go to the bathroom
>> alone."
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> "If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
> warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
jmcquown - 02 Dec 2007 17:53 GMT
> The unofficial motto around here is "You'll never go to the bathroom
> alone." The guys have to escort me every time I answer nature's call,
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> sound of Dante thundering back down the hall, and when I opened the
> door, Dante was right there, waiting to escort me back downstairs.
Of course; they have to oversee us! When I take showers Persia has to
meatloaf on the folded up fluffy bath towel I set on the lid of the toilet.
She has to make sure it was nice and warm for me, you see. Of course, she
doesn't show any inclination to get off of said towel when I need it ;)
It's a good thing I have more than one towel!
Kreisleriana - 02 Dec 2007 18:20 GMT
>> The unofficial motto around here is "You'll never go to the bathroom
>> alone." The guys have to escort me every time I answer nature's call,
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> doesn't show any inclination to get off of said towel when I need it ;)
> It's a good thing I have more than one towel!
Dante does full-body leg rubs with head butt and tail vibrations. ;) And he
loves to do it when I'm wet out of the shower, leaving me with a nice new
layer of thick black leg hair. ;)
bastXXXette@sonic.net - 02 Dec 2007 22:26 GMT
> Dante does full-body leg rubs with head butt and tail vibrations. ;) And he
> loves to do it when I'm wet out of the shower, leaving me with a nice new
> layer of thick black leg hair. ;)
Ugh!! I always find that an unpleasant sensation. I think it's the only
time I actually dislike the feeling of a cat rubbing against my leg. It
has that cringing, chalk-on-a-blackboard feeling to me. Luckily, nobody
seems inclined to rub against my legs when they're wet.
Joyce
bastXXXette@sonic.net - 02 Dec 2007 22:24 GMT
> The unofficial motto around here is "You'll never go to the bathroom alone."
> The guys have to escort me every time I answer nature's call, even when
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> and when I opened the door, Dante was right there, waiting to escort me back
> downstairs.
See, you need to put the cats' facilities in the same room as yours.
Around here, when I sit down to pee, this almost inevitably brings
someone into the room and then into the litter box, from which I then
hear simultaneous tinkling. (Awww... :)) The power of suggestion, I
think. Plus they then have no conflict over what to do!
Joyce