Hi Sarsi here

yeah I at war with bad thing! It must have been created by a d*g lover
or maybe even someone who hates cats! (Meowmie says people like that
exist I ain't never met one but maybe she right for once! 'Cos this is
real bad thing for us!)

Started a coupla weeks back when Meowmie went out and came back wiv
this box...nice box,,,she put it next to her chair where we could easy
jump up for skritchies an' it's still there an thats why I woz
thinkin' they got the box very nice of em but they woz lyin' coz it's
still good for that but little did we know..

IT HAD A MONSTER INSIDE IT!

Yeah it did! Meowmie made lotsa jokes to Paw something bout was not
his 'til Xmas- we likes Xmas, last Xmas we did well on ham front 'cos
Paw was away somewhere an' Meowmie kept goin' to see him an comin'
back with ham an' saying' this was from Paw 'cos he felt bad bout no
seeing us at Xmas

Now much as I is Paw's girl, have to say if an absent Hoomin equals
much ham and Hoomin at home is less ham....then he should stay away!

Then Meowmie makin' jokes bout Paw gettin' 22 inches like he always
wanted...WHAT? I is pretty sure I is bout that long or maybe she gotta
another cat in there what is exacty 22 inches with tail..So I gets
myself ready for it to have a 22 inch cat in it

Only it sit there for a while..an' whilst Hoomins are stoopid I got
mine well enough trained that if woz really a 22 inch kitty in there
they'd have let poor kitty about before then 'cos you know a kitty can
die of hunger if left for more than 6 hours between meals (Well I
would!)

So woz puzzled..not a kitty in box but oh well...it good place to jump
on Meowmie from

Then Unka Mallet comes round..we likes him..he don't have no owners at
home so he comes round to get reminded why Hoomins exist that is he
comes round to skritchie us an'

He opens the box!

An' he takes out a thing wot looks like the black box what the Hoomins
stare at..sometimes I watch it as well but it don't normal play nice
sounds..all Hoomin talkin' which mostly boring

an' he...he...he....I can barely say this!

He moves one of the best sleeping places! An' he takes it away. That
nice big thing what is attached to the computer thing an' what is good
to lie on while Paw watches the pictures on it and is warm on top an'
he puts this thing from the box on the desk instead of it!

then he takes sleepin' place away- maybe he finally become a slave an'
wants something nice for his new owner

Well first of all I thinkin' maybe it better so ups I jump

AND!

This monster all skinny at top so got nowhere to land an' have to land
an' do "Meant to do that" look

The cruel monsters! They has taken away one good sleepin' place an'
replaced it with something I ain't flat enuff to sleep on an' worse
still when I tries Paw gets annoyed (an' even worse still for a long
time now I bin able to do what I want if Meowmie not about 'cos Paw in
the strange wheely chair thingy can't do things an' now he startin' to
do 'em he even picked me up other day- BOY was I surprised!)

So I is currently tryin' to headbutt thing over an' kill it. This
don't make me poplar with Hoomins but a cat has gotta kill a monster
who knows what it might do to them! Theys both lookin' at it an'
sayin' what a great picture it has but far as I see it it not nice
place for kitties to lie on so..

IS WAR

Sarrasine

(PS from Lesley- guess who just got a flat monitor?)