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Marley, the Stealth Cat
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Gennie - 26 Oct 2007 16:46 GMT My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom curtains. He will repeat the maneuver several times per surfing session!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEerL1Ohl4Y
It's Marley, the Stealth-Cat!! Shell explains: I have to act like I don't see her when I walk by so she can pounce on me. The curtains (and I) are victims of "The Dreaded Curtain Attacker"!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/11588164@N00/1760786862/
Smokie Darling (Annie) - 26 Oct 2007 16:55 GMT > My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and > a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > http://www.flickr.com/photos/11588164@N00/1760786862/ I thought you meant that Marley was like *my* Marley (a "Snowshoe" Siamese), who does what I call, "Stooging". Does anyone remember from the Three Stooges (I never actually watched any, my parents wouldn't let me, but I do remember the bit)? Moe, I think it was, is upset probably with Curley, and as he's turning, he says, "Slowly, I turn, inch by inch, step by step..."?
It's all I remember really, Marley, Stooges, he walks in hyperslow motion, not stalking per se, as he doesn't really pause, just really slowly shifts his weight (all 14 pounds of him) paw to paw (and you don't want to be the rib cage he moves onto), until he's right under your chin, then collapses so he can have skritches.
He won't look at you, no eye contact whatsoever. He will pause when you say, I can see you Stoogin', then he doesn't move for 5 to 10 seconds, then keeps going to the chin. He even has the concentration frown that cats get. I just love him when he does that, it's too cute.
Smokie Darling (Annie)
Kreisleriana - 26 Oct 2007 17:58 GMT >> My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and >> a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > upset probably with Curley, and as he's turning, he says, "Slowly, I > turn, inch by inch, step by step..."? Niagara Falls!!!!
That's an old vaudeville bit, that turned up in the Stooges, I Love Lucy and Abbott and Costello. The scenario is usually in some kind of enclosed space with someone (usually this is given an elaborate explanation) who becomes murderous at the words "Niagara Falls." "Slooooooowly I turned!" It always cracks me up. ;)
> It's all I remember really, Marley, Stooges, he walks in hyperslow > motion, not stalking per se, as he doesn't really pause, just really [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Smokie Darling (Annie) Smokie Darling (Annie) - 26 Oct 2007 22:45 GMT > >> My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and > >> a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > becomes murderous at the words "Niagara Falls." "Slooooooowly I turned!" > It always cracks me up. ;) I'd forgotten about the "code word". Marley doesn't need one with us though. He just needs you to look the other way momentarily. I wish we could catch it on video (but he knows when the 'vid' is on, the ham (he likes to give the "up the nostril" shots on video), I'd post it. He really does think he's getting away with something.
> > It's all I remember really, Marley, Stooges, he walks in hyperslow > > motion, not stalking per se, as he doesn't really pause, just really [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > > Smokie Darling (Annie)- annoyed@net.spammers - 30 Oct 2007 05:08 GMT >Niagara Falls!!!! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >becomes murderous at the words "Niagara Falls." "Slooooooowly I turned!" >It always cracks me up. ;) There was also the A&C variant centered around Susquehanna Hats. Similar outcome for poor Lou.
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Kathy P. - 26 Oct 2007 20:27 GMT >> My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and >> a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > Smokie Darling (Annie) Oh, Heavens, that sounds so funny!
jmcquown - 27 Oct 2007 00:14 GMT >> My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats >> and a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > from the Three Stooges (I never actually watched any, my parents > wouldn't let me, but I do remember the bit)?
> Moe, I think it was, is > upset probably with Curley, and as he's turning, he says, "Slowly, I > turn, inch by inch, step by step..."? A very popular vaudeville act and yes the Stooges did a version of it. You're old enough to watch this now LOL
http://www.videosift.com/video/Niagara-Falls-Slowly-I-turned
> It's all I remember really, Marley, Stooges, he walks in hyperslow > motion, not stalking per se, as he doesn't really pause, just really [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Smokie Darling (Annie) Kreisleriana - 27 Oct 2007 01:05 GMT >>> My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats >>> and a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > http://www.videosift.com/video/Niagara-Falls-Slowly-I-turned You can see Lucy's and Abbott and Costello's versions on YouTube, too.
Smokie Darling (Annie) - 27 Oct 2007 15:53 GMT > >> My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats > >> and a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > A very popular vaudeville act and yes the Stooges did a version of it. > You're old enough to watch this now LOL I've tried to watch the Stooges, I really have. I just don't think they are funny (but the Marx Brothers, Abbott and Costello, heck Monty Python). I hate that they are always picking on the one guy (Curley, isn't it?).
I'm stupid, I admit it here, but it makes me cry when people pick on someone (like poor Vince D'Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket).
SD (Annie)
> http://www.videosift.com/video/Niagara-Falls-Slowly-I-turned Kreisleriana - 26 Oct 2007 17:50 GMT > My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and > a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom > curtains. He will repeat the maneuver several times per surfing > session! > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEerL1Ohl4Y Marley rocks! I love the name Marley. Jacob or Bob? ;)
Marina - 26 Oct 2007 19:22 GMT > My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and > a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > http://www.flickr.com/photos/11588164@N00/1760786862/ The video was funny, but the photo! ROFL! ROFL! Thanks for posting this, Gennie.
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Kathy P. - 26 Oct 2007 20:28 GMT >> My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and >> a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > The video was funny, but the photo! ROFL! ROFL! Thanks for posting this, > Gennie. That photo is just too much.... LOL!
Smokie Darling (Annie) - 26 Oct 2007 22:41 GMT > > My coworker Bill and his wife, Shell, are owned by two tuxedo cats and > > a young brown tabby, Marley. Marley likes to "surf" in the bedroom [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > -- > Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. OMG! I missed the picture somehow. That is too incredible!
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 26 Oct 2007 23:13 GMT >>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/11588164@N00/1760786862/
>> The video was funny, but the photo! ROFL! ROFL! Thanks for posting this, >> Gennie.
> OMG! I missed the picture somehow. That is too incredible! Maybe he's getting his Halloween costume ready? He's either going to be a ghost or a sheik. :)
If I didn't know it was a cat, I wouldn't be sure *what* it was. :)
Joyce
jmcquown - 27 Oct 2007 00:24 GMT > > On Oct 26, 12:22 pm, Marina <frankienni...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Joyce Ditto what you said, Joyce! If I walked in and saw that and didn't know it was a cat I'd be running out of the house (probably screaming)! LOL Sort of reminds me of the daughter in the film 'The Others' with Nicole Kidman where the girl is wearing her communion veil and looking very creepy.
Jill
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