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Shel-hed - 16 Oct 2007 19:29 GMT

More silliness for smiles.. :-)

If there was a parrot in your house, what would it be parroting?

"BILLY BOB!!! QUIT BEATING UP THE GIRLS!!" followed by "Rrrooowwwwww HISS"

"Ferchrissakes. She liked it yesterday!"

"You just *had* some treats!"

After I say to DW "Why can't you do it?", the parrot would say
"I'm 'with cat' ".

"In or out, cat! Make up your mind."

"BILLY BOB! QUIT BEATING UP THE DOG"

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Marina - 17 Oct 2007 08:20 GMT

Mine would say (to Caliban)

> "You just *had* some treats!"

and the classic (to Miranda)

> "In or out, cat! Make up your mind."

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Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

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Kreisleriana - 17 Oct 2007 13:15 GMT

> More silliness for smiles.. :-)
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> "BILLY BOB! QUIT BEATING UP THE DOG"

"Ow! Dante, the claws, dammit!"

"Why are you running aorund like a screwball?"

"(after galumphing run through the house from top to bottom and back) Yup,
the 7:23, right on time."

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 17 Oct 2007 19:36 GMT

"Shel-hed" <mush-hed@privacy.not> wrote in message

> If there was a parrot in your house, what would it be parroting?

A bunch of very silly songs, parodied real songs a la Weird Al (but
with about 1/10 the talent), such as:

"You know, you're sweet little heartbreaker
Ooooo, *ROXY*!!"

and

"Oh, Licky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Licky! Hey Licky!"

Joyce

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Shel-hed - 18 Oct 2007 01:08 GMT

>"Shel-hed" <mush-hed@privacy.not> wrote in message
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>Joyce

Hehe. I always say silly words like "buggidy boogidy gronk shpeek grinky gloop
gleemp" while harrassing the cats.
Maybe from reading too many Mad Magazines with Don Martin. :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Martin
http://lambiek.net/artists/m/martin_don.htm
http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/index-dmd-wide.html

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Lesley - 17 Oct 2007 15:45 GMT

>More silliness for smiles.. :-)
>
>If there was a parrot in your house, what would it be parroting?

"Sarsi! Get off the curtains!"
"Sarsi! Get off the curtains NOW!"
"Do you want fed? Why am I asking a stupid question?"
"Here come the tummies on legs"
"Aww...Dunzi is a cute kitty"
"Sarrasine! If I have to get you off the curtains you won't like it!"
"Look Human's don't have 4 leg braking you know"
"Who's meowmie's little angel and little devil then?"
"SARSI! OFF CURTAINS! NOW!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

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