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The Prophet Speaks 10/13/07

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Baha - 14 Oct 2007 04:53 GMT
And it came to pass that The Boss did come unto the Great Cat as that most
Esteemed Personage didst lie upon the Plains of Elysium, partaking of the
catnip growig in abundance thereupon, and The Boss did say, "Arise, my son,
and depart straightaway uto the Rainbow Bridge, for verily it is time thou
must meet thy sister."

And the Great Cat did respond, "Yea, how is it thus, that my sister has come
to this place? For verily I did send unto Elizabeth and He Who is Named
Buxees but Everyone Calls Him Louis young and tender souls, yea, even as
fresh as the first buds of the lilac trees which do sprout in the cherished
spring in that cold northern city."

And The Boss did respond thusly, "It is so that they are young souls, but
youth is no bar upon that gate which doth lead unto The Bridge. For it is not
in the destiny of the little Odessa-Dolly to live into the great age unto
which Thou hast lived. For this little sister of thine, who verily was of a
delicate stock, didst need to learn one of the greatest of lessons, being
thus, that she was verily worthy of great love given unto her without
condition; and lo, she did thuswise learn to love in abundance. The two-
legged ones do not yet know why we have called her home to her reward; for
verily they must so question all things!"

And it came to pass that the Great Cat did approach the gates which do open
from the Bridge into the Plains of Elysium, and The Boss did command him,
"Look well upon thy city which was your home, and say what Thou seest."

And the Great Cat did say, "I see my beloved earth-parents with the little
one Odessa, whom they call their Doll. They give her air from a tube and do
call upon You from the book of prayer. Oh, the weight they do feel, Boss!
They are as Atlas under the weight of their world. The bitter waters come
forth from their souls even as my sister comes forth--and behold, she does
breathe free!"

And The Boss did say unto the Great Cat, "Verily doth she breathe free, my
son; for even when the sickness had not overcome her, her spirit did not
breathe free for a great time; for many could not love her enough and did
return her to the place of the cages many times. Even the one who did first
love her did forsake her as well, for his own sickness overtook him and it
did rend his heart in twain to return her to the House of Sheltering. But
your earth-parents did love, and taught thy sister to love back. Behold, she
comes forth now. Welcome her, and take her to the place where she may rest,
for I must go to the city for a time. Thy mother threatens to forget me, lo,
even now she doth question in her mind if I am with her."

And it came to pass that a new young soul came forth from the Rainbow Bridge
unto the gentle grass of the Plains of Elysium, and the Great Cat did welcome
her with a brother's kiss upon the sall black nose of little Odessa.

And the Great Cat did say, "Verily thou lookst like a doll, so delicate are
thy features. Our mother could not help but love thee, nor thy father. Even
now I hold my paw upon their car as they return unto thy siblings, for verily
did thy father almost take this car from the road in a dangerous manner, so
great is his grief."

And it came to pass that Odessa did ask of her elder brother, "Is it not so
that they did send me away? For I have been sent many times away from homes
where I thought dwelt love within."

And the Great Cat did respond, "Nay, dear one, they did send you here because
they had such love for thee, that they would not see thee in thy strugles nor
keep thee in thy pains, for they have learnt mercy, yea even when mercy is as
a knife unto their hearts, for the love is of greater weight than the desire
to keep thy earthly form in their midst."

And Odessa did say, "I miss them."

And the Great Cat did understand, and said unto her, "I do so also, and let
them know I do think of them. I taught Stosh to play Grab the handle with our
mother's bracelet, and taught Brandy to get her attention by making much
noise with the bags of plastic. Do thou likewise. Look upon thy newest sister,
Sabrina. Verily she does not trust yet. Let her know; she will hear thee."

And it came to pass that Odessa did look down into her earthly home and did
see Sabrina asleep upon the bed, and Odessa did say unto her, "Lo, you are in
safety. Our earth-parents shall never let thee come unto harm. I feel well
and happy in these blessed fields. Remember how I didst join our parents in
the bed many times, and what I did as they awakened? Do thou so. It is all
right."

And it came to pass that Odessa and her elder brother did watch Sabrina roll
upon her back and for the first time allow her human parents to pet her upon
her belly, and she did bless them with The Most Glorious Sound of Purr. And
Odessa did say, "I shall tell Brandy how to get into the things of our mother
and make toys of the tools by which she grooms her face in the mornings. And
I will visit in the dreamtime, and my dear friend Roxie shall hear my voice
from time to time. But I will sit in these blessed fields with thee, my
brother, for do our parents not believe that we will again be together?"

And the Great Cat Fritzie did say, "Verily they do, and many others of their
kind so believe with them, for the heavens would be hell for them without us.
"

Thus did the young soul, Odessa-Doll, join the Great Cat, and did so with joy
and freedom, for lo, there was no pain in her form, and she did breathe
deeply of sweet air.

Know this truth, that there is no one Great Cat, for all cats are the Great
Cat; and we whom they leave behind follow their command to love and protect
with mercy, in the knowledge that we will again meet in blessed lands, and
seek ever the Most Glorious Sound of Purr.
Yowie - 14 Oct 2007 12:28 GMT
> And it came to pass that The Boss did come unto the Great Cat as that most
> Esteemed Personage didst lie upon the Plains of Elysium, partaking of the
> catnip growig in abundance thereupon, and The Boss did say, "Arise, my
> son,
> and depart straightaway uto the Rainbow Bridge, for verily it is time thou
> must meet thy sister."

<rest of message gently cuddled for space>

This is beautiful, Liz. Thankyou.

Yowie
Granby - 14 Oct 2007 22:03 GMT
This prophet writing is wonderful.  Someone has great alent and I hope is
useing it for their good.  It isn't that hard to get somethng published if
you are good and, this is good!  Even yourown site where someone of
importance might discover your talent is possible.
>> And it came to pass that The Boss did come unto the Great Cat as that
>> most
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Yowie
Baha - 14 Oct 2007 23:28 GMT
Insert Baha blush here.

The Prophet is my friend Jeff. When we dated many years ago, he was with me
and some friends and my Fritzie--who lived almost to the age of 19--was still
with us. We were wondering what religion a cat might follow, and Jeff came
out with this thing that Fritzie is an Ascendant Masrer and must be honored
with petting untill the purrs come, because purring is the sound of good
karma shifting itself through the universe to benefit all; and that all cats
were manifestations of "the Great Cat." But the Prophet stories which have
appeared here over the past couple of years are all mine, and Jeff gets a
little red when they're brought up! If you go to Flippy's Cat Page, they can
be found under "The Origins of Fritzianity."

Blessed be,
Baha
And thanks!

>This prophet writing is wonderful.  Someone has great alent and I hope is
>useing it for their good.  It isn't that hard to get somethng published if
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>>
>> Yowie
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 15 Oct 2007 02:27 GMT
> But the Prophet stories which have
> appeared here over the past couple of years are all mine, and Jeff gets a
> little red when they're brought up!

Red as in embarrassed, that his idea keeps getting brought up? Or red as
in angry, that you took his idea and ran with it?

Well, I liked your story, even if I was confused as to the identity of
the Great Cat and the Boss. But then, I'm a bit slow that way. (And I do
get it now.)

Joyce
Baha - 15 Oct 2007 16:14 GMT
Embarrassed! Jeff is a modest sort of man; that's the Buddhist in him, the
part of his nature which inspired the idea of a cat as an ascendant master.
Someday i may expand the Prophet stories as a biography of "the Great Cat"
and his work, and jeff says he'll be happy with acknowledgement.

The Great Cat, in his earthly form, was Fritzie, who lived almost to 19. The
thing started as a joke about the aged cat being so wise as to be a spiritual
master. Fritzianity is based on 1) the cat is the center of the universe and
the universe itself; 2) all cats are an extension of the Great Cat; and 3)
devotion must be shown by petting, which causes purring, which is the sound
of good karma expanding through the universe to benefit all. The Boss refers
to God; I use the term because of all the ballyhoo given as to whether God is
male or female, spirit or substance, and how the name should be pronounced or
spelled--superficial stuff. God is a job title and description. I liked the
"universality" of a name like The Boss. Plus Fritzie liked Bruce Springsteen.

Blessed be,
Baha

>Red as in embarrassed, that his idea keeps getting brought up? Or red as
>in angry, that you took his idea and ran with it?
>
>Well, I liked your story, even if I was confused as to the identity of
>the Great Cat and the Boss. But then, I'm a bit slow that way. (And I do
>get it now.)
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 15 Oct 2007 18:10 GMT
> The Great Cat, in his earthly form, was Fritzie, who lived almost to 19. The
> thing started as a joke about the aged cat being so wise as to be a spiritual
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> spelled--superficial stuff. God is a job title and description. I liked the
> "universality" of a name like The Boss. Plus Fritzie liked Bruce Springsteen.

LOL! I love this explanation. It makes tons of sense. And I completely
buy the notion that purring is the sound of good karma expanding through
the universe, to benefit all.

Thanks,
Joyce
Kathy P. - 15 Oct 2007 01:48 GMT
> And it came to pass that The Boss did come unto the Great Cat as that most
> Esteemed Personage didst lie upon the Plains of Elysium, partaking of the
> catnip growig in abundance thereupon, and The Boss did say, "Arise, my
> son,
> and depart straightaway uto the Rainbow Bridge, for verily it is time thou
> must meet thy sister."
Bless your heart, that brought tears to my eyes. I'm going to give my
Woodgie a hug even if she doesn't act like she appreciates it. I need it..
Kathy P.
Kreisleriana - 15 Oct 2007 17:54 GMT
> And it came to pass that The Boss did come unto the Great Cat as that most
> Esteemed Personage didst lie upon the Plains of Elysium, partaking of the
[quoted text clipped - 136 lines]
> with mercy, in the knowledge that we will again meet in blessed lands, and
> seek ever the Most Glorious Sound of Purr.

(sob).  Oh Baha, that was beautiful.  And you'll still miss her.  We send
you the biggest purrs.
 
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