Stinky and the Riot Act

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Kreisleriana - 06 Oct 2007 14:53 GMT

I got up a little too early to suit Stinky, and went out for my walk. While
I was gone, my mom tells me that he reported straight to her and gave quite
a speech.

Stinky is very much my cat, although he likes my mom, and when I'm home, he
spends much of his time trying to stick as much of his body to me as he
possibly can. But every once in awhile he goes to my mom and gives her a
lecture. It's very funny. I think he's probably complaining about me to
the management.

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Christina Websell - 06 Oct 2007 22:10 GMT

> I got up a little too early to suit Stinky, and went out for my walk.
> While I was gone, my mom tells me that he reported straight to her and
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> lecture. It's very funny. I think he's probably complaining about me to
> the management.

I like that he can make a complaint.

Tweed

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Granby - 06 Oct 2007 22:21 GMT

O.T. da kiten, complains to the dog. He will stand in front of her, twist
his head this way and that making all sorts of half meows and funny noises.
She just looks at him likie "I have lived with her longer than you and, as
you can see, I haven't bveen able to do anything with her either so, hush
and let me sleep. He does this every few days!

>> I got up a little too early to suit Stinky, and went out for my walk.
>> While I was gone, my mom tells me that he reported straight to her and
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> Tweed

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John F. Eldredge - 07 Oct 2007 03:54 GMT

> O.T. da kiten, complains to the dog. He will stand in front of her, twist
> his head this way and that making all sorts of half meows and funny noises.
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>> Tweed

Every so often, Cinders will come into the room and deliver a full
lecture, meowing for three or four minutes. She doesn't seem to be asking
for anything; she is just in a mood to talk.

My parents had a cat that was trained to ask to go outside, rather than
being litter-box trained. If it was raining outside, when she came back
in, she would be particularly talkative, as if complaining about the
weather.

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Mischief - 07 Oct 2007 06:41 GMT

Hehehe, Stinky tells it like it is.

One of my favorite stories about Stinky is when there was an intruder
outside and he was howling and then stopped to say hello. Like a
Turette's kitty.

"DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR...oh hi
Meowmie.."

Every night, after I take a shower, I open the bathroom door and head
into the bedroom. Mayhem is RIGHT there at the foot of the door and
then jumps up onto my bed and starts a long, drawn out speech on how I
had been ignoring her all evening; how dare I wash away all the cat
fur from me; and how she's overdue for her evening belly rub, etc.

Sometimes she won't even wait until I open the door. I've been
toweling off after my shower and I'll hear her crying on the other
side of the bathroom door.

Kristi

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Kreisleriana - 07 Oct 2007 23:36 GMT

> Hehehe, Stinky tells it like it is.
>
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> "DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR...oh hi
> Meowmie.."

Yeah, that is one of the sweetest things about my boy. He's way
territorial, and gets more so as he gets older, but he always breaks off to
veer towards me and throw me a little head butt and say "O Hai." ;) <melt>
;)

> Every night, after I take a shower, I open the bathroom door and head
> into the bedroom. Mayhem is RIGHT there at the foot of the door and
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> Kristi

Evening is prime time for The Riot Act. ;)

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David - 13 Oct 2007 01:25 GMT

>> Hehehe, Stinky tells it like it is.
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> Evening is prime time for The Riot Act. ;)

The other night I woke up at 3:30 a.m. and heard Tigger moaning about
something or other. I tried to get back to sleep, without success, and
finally gave in and acknowledged that I was awake.

I had left the computer processing some stuff overnight, so I checked on it.
It had rebooted. (Windows Update had struck!) I can only assume that a
little after 3, the thing shut down in preparation for rebooting. I had left
the speakers on, and Tigger must have been surprised by the exit-Windows
sound. He certainly had to tell me about it!

Tigger and Bubbles regularly have some tale to tell me, but I can never
quite make out the details, because they persist in speaking Cat.

David

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Marina - 13 Oct 2007 05:43 GMT

> I got up a little too early to suit Stinky, and went out for my walk. While
> I was gone, my mom tells me that he reported straight to her and gave quite
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> lecture. It's very funny. I think he's probably complaining about me to
> the management.

Aww, he just misses his Meowmie.

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